BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
You all need that token black friend. Here I am.
GO 7/15/2011 9:35:29 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
first!
Why'd you tell people you were an alias? 7/15/2011 9:37:32 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't tell anyone anything. I just let people assume. And how do you know I'm not an alias? 7/15/2011 9:40:39 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 15, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : then again you could be another black user's alias]
7/15/2011 9:41:42 PM |
BigFletch All American 3302 Posts user info edit post |
Whats your favorite food? 7/15/2011 9:41:59 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Cesar Chicken Wraps.
I had mad fun being a Alias up here. 7/15/2011 9:43:24 PM |
BigFletch All American 3302 Posts user info edit post |
Can you turn water into malt liquor? 7/15/2011 10:11:13 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Can you turn water into wine? 7/15/2011 10:13:43 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
can you turn chicken bones into earrings? 7/15/2011 10:14:56 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
If you're sick of people being categorized by their race, why'd you chose your username to be BlackJesus? 7/15/2011 10:16:49 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
How many baby momas do you have? 7/15/2011 10:19:24 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
BigFletch No anything Malt is
egyeyes Yes just give me yeast and grapes
Førte I will respond to your attempted trolling with this.
yuffie_chan Because without the name BlackJesus you people would assume I was white.
merbig 0 egyeyes won't have my baby 7/15/2011 10:42:42 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ 7/15/2011 10:44:23 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
do you have more white friends than black friends? 7/15/2011 11:57:51 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
That's some dnl shit brah 7/15/2011 11:59:53 PM |
Lavim All American 945 Posts user info edit post |
5/10.. not bad.. saved it alittle with responses otherwise much lower.
[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 12:05 AM. Reason : could do much better] 7/16/2011 12:05:10 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
^ And your opinion is important to who?...yea stfu
BIGswoll187 I have a 15 to 1 ratio of minority friends to whites. Higher to that if I remove white women from the equation. I don't trust white men, as one of my white lady friend said "white guys are cunts" 7/16/2011 12:10:16 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8711 Posts user info edit post |
wat do? 7/16/2011 12:14:17 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
whats good?
Thats proper negro speak right there 7/16/2011 12:16:54 AM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
why are black people making #yououtyoduckassmind trend on twitter
what the fuck is that shit. 7/16/2011 12:38:14 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
What's the best book you've ever read? 7/16/2011 12:41:12 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
@ OldBlueChair #yououtyoduckassmind when you ask BlackJesus a question. That topic contains to many letters to be a black topic. You need to ask whitejesus why he allowed his people to make such a dumbass TT.
Byrn Stuff My favorite fiction books are Moby Dick, Harry Potter Series and The Holy Bible.
True Story favorite. OJ If I Did It, and the unreleased Casey Anthony 30th Trimester Abortion How to Guide 7/16/2011 1:02:10 AM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
no really...take one look at the user photos of the people trending that shit
BLACK PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE DUCKS 7/16/2011 1:07:29 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I log into twitter for the first time in months and these Negroes done lost they duck ass minds.
Twitter is where negroes go to beg for attention. They seem to think someone cares about the stupid shit they say. #YeahISaidit
I eat roast duck...om nom nom nom nom
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CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
what is your favorite variety of cheese? 7/16/2011 1:15:53 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
7/16/2011 5:10:08 AM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
Do you listen to the Wu Tang clan? Are you surprised and/or bothered that the Wu Tang Clan concert I attended at Lincoln Theater 2.5 years ago had a 95% white audience? 7/16/2011 2:46:00 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Why do black women have such nice asses? 7/16/2011 2:48:48 PM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
It is pretty easy to tell who this alias is. It is not that hard to figure out based on writing style. 7/16/2011 2:51:03 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
arghx naw I never was a Wu Tang guy. I'm glad the audience was 95% white. Black people learned along time ago not to pay for things we can get for free. Without white people paying for music and concerts we wouldn't be able to get it for free. A+ to you for supporting the brothers.
stategrad100 They get it from there moms. Every fine black girl has a mom that is 2x hotter. I think nice asses are a genetic mutation and I hope it crosses over to white girls. I <3 thick white girls.
roddy make your post a question. 7/16/2011 3:03:22 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
next question - and this kind of ties in with my first as a sort of follow up - if I marry one of the daughters of the POTUS do I have a chance of carrying the black vote in 2024 7/16/2011 3:16:13 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
U Mad? 7/16/2011 3:17:59 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
stategrad100 That would assure you a loss. Nothing pisses off a black man more than a fine black woman dating/marrying/associating with a white guy. I would vote against you on principle and then fuck your sister as payback. 7/16/2011 3:18:52 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Just don't nut in her. I don't want black nieces/nephews 7/16/2011 3:21:40 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Doc Rambo IV naw my son
stategrad100 The world needs more mixed babies. For every mixed baby there is two families that can no longer be racist. With that said I will bust in her twice to assure that the job gets done. 7/16/2011 3:25:48 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
So then why can't I be afforded the same right to promote miscegeny? I want some big-ol-booty 7/16/2011 3:28:33 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
stategrad100 Because with all that meat back there you wouldn't make it to the hole. We blacks have a special mutation to allow us to reach the innards of thick chicks. 7/16/2011 3:30:19 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
You are the only black person I know, so thanks very much for clearing all this up for me. May I have the right to reference you IRL if anyone wants to verify my friendship base diversity to confirm I am not racist? 7/16/2011 3:35:01 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Yes I will be your token black friend, but you must introduce me to some loose sorority girls. 7/16/2011 3:36:37 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
the chicks I know only like LAN parties.....do you like sloppy seconds?
[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 3:52 PM. Reason : ] 7/16/2011 3:42:32 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
If it ain't a virgin its always sloppy seconds. 7/16/2011 3:56:49 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 7/16/2011 4:02:24 PM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Without white people paying for music and concerts we wouldn't be able to get it for free. A+ to you for supporting the brothers." |
Wait, black people get free concerts? how can I get in on this without resorting to minstrelsy?7/16/2011 5:01:05 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Every fine black girl has a mom that is 2x hotter." |
So... is someone really ugly along the line of descent or are there just infinitely/exponentially hotter women?7/16/2011 5:18:50 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
if socks were remote controlled, and your batteries died, what would you do? 7/16/2011 5:20:32 PM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
BlackJesus, I have three questions:
1. Why do white people wait? They're always waiting for shit. Waiting in line, waiting for parking spots.....I feel like half the time they don't even know what the fuck they are waiting for. I need an outside perspective.
2. Why do white people buy water?
3. Why are white people afraid of black people when they shouldn't be, and not afraid when they should be? 7/17/2011 3:51:43 AM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, and a fourth:
4. How would you define "niggerdom"? 7/17/2011 3:52:24 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
yuffie_chan All black women are hot in some way, with that said there is infinitely hotter black women than every black girl. The level of hotness for black women is infinite.
Jaybee1200 I would wear my jesus sandals and go plop plop when I walk like white guys do.
parentcanpay 1. White people are incapable of not waiting. For a group of people who's only claim to fame is controlling other groups of people todays white folks have lost that killer instinct. Therefore we see them waiting for everything. White folks have lost their mojo.
2. White people are extremely stupid animals that think that bottle water is not in fact filtered tap water. These un-evolved decedents of albino monkeys have decided to pollute the earth with endless piles of plastic water bottles. But they do recycle, but does that truly make up for the ignorance of paying for bottle water? I think not.
3. I cannot understand this myself. I cannot count the number of times I have purposely been a ass to a white person to only see them slouch and run. This problem is really magnified in white women. They tend to think that all black guys want to rape them. Sorry if you aint 36,24,36 I ain't sticking my dick in you.
4. Niggerdom - Is a broad category that encapsulates all nigger behaviors. 7/17/2011 4:33:11 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
I always assumed niggerdom was "throughout the dominions of black people" akin to Christendom. 7/17/2011 4:36:09 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
It would be "throughout the dominions of stupid people". Anyone can be a nigger. Its not a black thing anymore. 7/17/2011 4:38:00 PM |