the ketchup of the south

7/16/2011 8:35:14 PM

gwack-ka-mole

gwa-ka-mo-lee

7/16/2011 8:38:25 PM

They're used with different foods, I don't think that's a fair judge

^ thanks for the clarification
[No, really. I know how to pronounce it but I have a friend who says it so it rhymes with "whack-a-mole"]

7/16/2011 8:45:35 PM

faggot thread is a faggot

7/16/2011 8:45:39 PM

I was trying to post Zapp Brannigan saying guacamole to the Omicronians.

gwack-ka-mole. Very funny scene. CC's link is broken.

7/16/2011 8:48:05 PM

i had never ever had ranch dressing until i moved to north carolina. all the dudes at my high school put it on pizza.

7/16/2011 8:48:50 PM

thread title is a lie

7/16/2011 8:55:38 PM

While I can find more uses for ranch, guacamole still tastes better...

7/16/2011 9:04:17 PM

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"i had never ever had ranch dressing until i moved to north carolina. all the dudes at my high school put it on pizza."

Hahahah same! I still don't get it.

7/16/2011 9:05:42 PM

They're used with different foods, I don't think that's a fair judge

7/16/2011 9:05:48 PM

Ranch is only acceptable on cheese fries and sometimes chicken wings.
Any other time, it is vile.

7/16/2011 9:06:39 PM

cheese fries and ranch at the fox and hound = nom nom nom

7/16/2011 9:28:17 PM

Ranch makes EVERYTHING better.

7/16/2011 10:14:32 PM

I discovered ranch + pizza/breadsticks at camp the summer between middle school and high school. It was glorious.

7/16/2011 10:16:59 PM

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but FUCK RANCH. There, I said it.

7/16/2011 10:17:58 PM

7/16/2011 10:18:29 PM

You all can have my ranch, I don't want it near me or my consumables.

7/16/2011 10:19:26 PM

ranch is like jizz really

sometimes it is ok i guess

but i definitely do not want that shit on everything

7/16/2011 10:20:36 PM

lol

ranch dispenser is the new euphemism for cock

7/16/2011 10:24:24 PM

I recently hung out with a friend who is an unabashed guacamole lover.

We had two avocados, and we each made our guac with them...and it was awesome and decadent and amazing!

[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 11:12 PM. Reason : (I was vaguely sick afterwards, but it was worth it.)]

7/16/2011 11:12:08 PM

katherine likes jizz, sometimes lol

7/16/2011 11:19:38 PM

4^ that is really funny. you so funny lady.

7/17/2011 11:16:53 AM

ranch is to the 90s as chipotle is to the 00s

7/17/2011 12:55:58 PM

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"I recently hung out with a friend who is an unabashed guacamole lover. We had two avocados, and we each made our guac with them...and it was awesome and decadent and amazing! [Edited on July 16, 2011 at 11:12 PM. Reason : (I was vaguely sick afterwards, but it was worth it.)] "

great story

7/17/2011 12:57:53 PM

^^as avocado is to the 10s??

7/17/2011 9:43:21 PM

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"i had never ever had ranch dressing until i moved to north carolina. all the dudes at my high school put it on pizza."

That's because school rectangle pizza is dry crap and needs ranch to taste good.

7/17/2011 10:02:10 PM

i perfer blew cheese

7/17/2011 10:25:11 PM

school rectangle pizza was good

and i stand by my statement above

7/17/2011 10:26:34 PM

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"ranch is like jizz really sometimes it is ok i guess but i definitely do not want that shit on everything"

lololololololol

7/17/2011 10:27:20 PM

khcadwal was hot before

and that just made her hotter.

7/17/2011 10:32:03 PM

Id never had ranch untill 2 days ago, for some reason I remembered not liking it, but now I think it fucking rules. Its pretty disgusting to think about though...

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

7/17/2011 11:22:29 PM

Tons of people put ranch on their fries but if I put a little mayo on mine people think it's nasty shit.

What the fuck.

7/18/2011 12:16:56 AM

just had some homemade guac

7/18/2011 12:17:27 AM

^^^^

7/18/2011 12:18:48 AM

Ranch is good if you hate whatever you're eating. I think I bought a bottle of it back in 1998, but I've eaten it at other people's houses several times since then.

SEVERL TIMES

7/18/2011 12:20:21 AM

Quote :

"ranch is like jizz really sometimes it is ok i guess but i definitely do not want that shit on everything"

7/18/2011 2:27:19 AM

^^^

7/18/2011 7:18:54 PM

this thread is fucking FALSE

7/18/2011 7:21:01 PM

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"Tons of people put ranch on their fries but if I put a little mayo on mine people think it's nasty shit. What the fuck. "

oh.my.god. that is fucking sick

7/18/2011 7:53:53 PM

^^

7/18/2011 7:56:41 PM

^^^

True. Avocado is fruit of the gods.

7/18/2011 7:58:20 PM

7/18/2011 7:58:39 PM

Quote :

"oh.my.god. that is fucking sick"

Mayo and mayo variant on fries is not disgusting, lots of people do it, and it's practically a pastime in Europe. Eat your shitty ketchup but I call for an end to segregation of mayo-lovers! A RISING I SAY!

7/18/2011 8:01:20 PM

WTF is a mayo variant?

I mean I love aioli, but I'm not dipping my fucking fries in that shit

ugh

7/18/2011 8:03:04 PM

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"Eat your shitty ketchup"

DON'T YOU DARE LUMP ME IN THAT CATEGORY.

ALL OF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NASTY CONDIMENTS TO YOURSELVES.


can i get some salt plz?

7/18/2011 8:03:52 PM

somebody delete this thread please

like, FUCK this thread

7/18/2011 8:07:49 PM

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7/18/2011 8:10:43 PM