Jeff Hardy sighting while I was picking my dad up from RDU 40 mins ago.

8/26/2011 4:16:45 PM

how much meth was he buying?

8/26/2011 5:57:01 PM

"I CAN FLY"

8/29/2011 11:41:33 PM

Matt Hardy posted a fake suicide note last night and 911 got about 25 calls to check on his well being. Hard to believe, but Jeff might not be the most fucked up Hardy.

8/31/2011 7:55:49 AM

What's the deal with Kevin Nash? They aren't ready for him to embarrass himself in another match?

Too bad they didn't hold off on the CM Punk/Triple H match. Seemed like they were really building up to a blowoff at a major PPV (Wrestlemania?).

8/31/2011 8:18:59 AM

supposedly Nash has some sort of injury or medical condition (see: legs made of hopes and dreams) that's keeping him out of action.

8/31/2011 10:23:19 AM

They don't call him "Big Lazy" Kevin Nash for nothing.

8/31/2011 12:17:32 PM

Watch when he comes down to the ring. He can't lock his knees at all.

I'm glad they avoided the Nash match, but I don't really care about seeing Punk/HHH. Mainly I'm just hoping that Punk keeps getting main event programs in the future; knowing Vince, no amount of business can help keep a small guy not named Michaels on top.

Also, felt the need to post these for those who haven't been watching:

8/31/2011 1:31:41 PM

In a move that makes more sense than I want to give Vince credit for (since he got Booker to spend a whole match talking about new Sin Cara), old Sin Cara will be feuding with new Sin Cara in the near future.

9/2/2011 3:57:35 AM

BOTCHGASM

9/2/2011 8:06:57 AM

we should make an official WWE thread in Entertainment

9/2/2011 10:47:24 AM

make it so

9/2/2011 11:17:11 AM

EPIC ART DONOVAN REFERENCE BY PUNK

for those not in the know:

10/10/2011 9:31:41 PM

This is the worst Raw ever

10/10/2011 9:32:51 PM

"can i wear your blazer?!" was pretty good

10/10/2011 9:33:34 PM

That's true, but even Punk can't save HHH burying the whole roster for 20 minutes and then getting verbally fellated by the biggest star in the company, only to be fired by the guy he already fired himself in favor of Johnny Ace, world's most transparent conspirator.

10/10/2011 9:34:52 PM

i'll tell ya one thing

johnny ace is no gerry briscoe

10/10/2011 9:36:39 PM

Wasn't "The Rock" supposed to return sometime?

Or is that just a wish I had.

10/10/2011 9:38:50 PM

He returned already, and he's gone again, but he'll be back, probably around Royal Rumble time.

He has a match scheduled with Cena at next year's WrestleMania.

More importantly, what happened to Morrison's slow-motion intro?

10/10/2011 9:40:40 PM

Oh next year's WrestleMania. That would explain my general confusion when he returned and then I never heard anything else about it again.

Swell. Thanks.

10/10/2011 9:41:55 PM

Oh, I see.

Morrison's burial is complete.

10/10/2011 9:42:32 PM

They need to sell as many of those new shirts as possible before he gets fired in the next 15 minutes.

10/10/2011 9:45:51 PM

I can't believe we're almost an hour into Nitro and there still hasn't been a La Parka match.

10/10/2011 9:49:01 PM

Cody Rhodes is terrible

10/10/2011 10:05:21 PM

The "Cody Rhodes is insane" thing is getting a little tired, but the mask/men with bags/old style IC belt is one of the best things on the show lately.

10/11/2011 3:36:58 AM

Is HHH getting to Hogan's level of self-pushing? Yikes

10/11/2011 10:59:16 AM

HOWARD GODDAMN FINKEL

11/22/2011 4:36:28 AM

This leaked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxGkXIphAHw


and insane Cody Rhodes is still awesome.

11/22/2011 4:47:52 AM

I wouldn't say it leaked so much as they put a link to it on the screen during their flagship television program.

11/22/2011 4:49:05 AM

oh, i didn't see,

the person that showed me it said it looked was made to look like a mistake.

excuse me.

"leaked"

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 4:52 AM. Reason : .]

11/22/2011 4:50:43 AM

I suppose that might be what they were going for, but it was clear as day and then kind of fuzzed out inside the border of the graphic. It wasn't a blinky thing like SAVEUSY2J or a momentary "accidental" chyron or anything like that.

January 2 is the night of Raw in Memphis.

11/22/2011 5:03:48 AM

Can some explain to shoot and I what the thread title means?

7/26/2012 7:26:25 PM

"OH MAH GAWD KING KANE HAS GOT THA URN!!!"

7/26/2012 7:48:52 PM

^^ ActionPants was commenting on wrestler CM Punk finally winning the WWE Championship, but was writing in the dialect of Dusty Rhodes, a veteran wrestler and commentator who speaks with a deep southern accent and a lisp.

7/26/2012 8:19:35 PM

who always said that the winners were headed "to the pay window"

7/26/2012 9:52:16 PM

Heath Slater's come a long way since page 1

7/26/2012 10:04:15 PM

Some people were lamenting his booking, but he's on TV every week, which is more than you can say for the rest of Nexus.

7/27/2012 12:43:31 AM

Slater owns.

Except I hate hearing him speak. Kid sells like a damn champ though.

7/27/2012 1:45:05 AM

Slater is seriously my favorite part of Raw these days

7/27/2012 1:07:37 PM

I'M THE ONE MAN BAND BABY!

7/27/2012 1:14:10 PM

Is he the guy with the beautiful red hair?

(I watched RAW this week and was utterly confused...too may stars in 3 hours for me to keep up)

7/27/2012 1:15:58 PM

Yeah, that's him.

Speaking of Heath, I know that stiffing people is part of JBL's thing, but holy shit.

7/27/2012 4:05:22 PM

That's right, he's a Paul Heyman guy.

9/6/2012 4:56:40 AM

Heel turn completed!

Gotta give Cena credit, that promo tonight was tip top. Hope Lawler's okay.

9/11/2012 1:29:14 AM

The guy who chants YES cracks me up.

9/11/2012 1:33:06 AM

He chants NO now. And only when his anger management training fails him.

9/11/2012 2:16:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmONdNzhMbs&feature=relmfu

9/11/2012 2:48:48 AM

Quote :

"The guy who chants YES cracks me up."

The Montreal crowd was chanting OUI last night

9/11/2012 12:24:50 PM

PPV's in Boston, so Punk wear Yankees tights. I love this guy so much.

9/16/2012 10:22:13 PM

Punk retains with no Heyman/Brock-terference, so there'll have to be some sort of incident on Raw between now and then that puts the Cena/Punk match in the Cell.

9/16/2012 10:58:37 PM