I'm so sick of these shitty restraunats that always have fucking snot rockets all over the S&P. Big 'ol green ones that wrap around with a tail. Always at these asshole places like Chili's, Taco Bell, Waffle House, IHOP'S, Steve's, fuck

7/18/2011 12:31:55 AM

:-\

7/18/2011 12:32:44 AM

It won't hurt you... get over it.

7/18/2011 12:32:52 AM

As if fast food needed more salt anyway.

7/18/2011 12:33:52 AM

I have never seen these boogies of which you speak.

Do you live in a place where there is an abundance of nose pickers?

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7/18/2011 12:34:06 AM

I have not seen this before

7/18/2011 12:35:19 AM

Quote :

"It won't hurt you... get over it."

au contraire mon frere

7/18/2011 12:36:40 AM

If I ever go to any of these shitty restaurants I'll be sure to keep an eye out for this.
In the meantime, why come when I blow up the bathroom at any public place there are boogers all over the toilet walls? Do people just pick them and stick them to the walls for lack of anything better to do while taking a shit? Would Tetris built into the toilet stall preoccupy these fucks or would they just cover the newly installed Tetris screen and controller with boogers?

7/18/2011 1:15:09 AM

it's my calling card

7/18/2011 1:17:16 AM

bahahahaha with a tail

7/18/2011 1:17:32 AM

slave remember that time someone left a banana on the seat in the Lynx lightrail train lol

7/18/2011 1:23:29 AM

OP is a liar.

Taco Bell doesn't have S&P shakers.

7/18/2011 6:21:20 AM

Happened again last night at goddamn Steak And Shake. Some people just have no respect for the welfare of others.

8/9/2011 3:13:02 PM

OMG! I have never seen this before.

8/9/2011 3:14:31 PM

I wonder the same thing about people who pee on the toilet seat and don't wipe it up, or leave used condoms in the street, or break the toilet paper holders or doors off the stalls in bathrooms. Why?

8/9/2011 3:15:49 PM

Sometimes you gotta look close...they hide them on the lesser used condiments like Equal or Texas Pete.

But sometimes they just don't give a fuck and smear a nice juicy four incher all over the salt shaker.

Bonus points if it wraps all the way around,

8/9/2011 3:16:20 PM

i have it on good authority that a 4-inch booger doesnt exist, or at least is not common enough for you to use the word "sometimes"

8/9/2011 3:18:04 PM

It's probably just a string of snot, not an actual booger.

8/9/2011 3:18:40 PM

Think like a comet. The meat is only a small part, but the tail gives it the appearance of being much larger.

8/9/2011 3:20:00 PM

my old roommate had one once, straight up booger, was an inch long and had an immaculate bending rigidity, he saved it in an old medicine bottle, but it it had shriveled when we opened it up time capsule style a few weeks later

8/9/2011 3:22:15 PM

Once I seen a guy at Huddle House hock back and let fly this bad boy in a perfect arc over two booths onto the window 15 feet away. To this day, one of the mos impressive things I've ever seen.

8/9/2011 3:24:46 PM

8/9/2011 3:28:26 PM

obviously, my spider-on-the-taco-bell-drive-thru-wall spitwad was still more impressive, required power and accuracy

8/9/2011 3:40:14 PM

8/9/2011 3:54:46 PM

^ haha he is so disgusted as if he's thinking "you just set our kind back hundreds of years you asshole"

8/9/2011 3:57:08 PM

any restaurant that has salt/pepper packets should have the condiments consumed in that form

8/9/2011 3:57:58 PM