Tells people you're married.
(or you have a cool full name)


how many single friends do you have that posted up their middle name to not feel left out with their married friends (20 for me)


that being said... after our wedding I'm posting up my middle name to be funny since my name isn't changing and no one needs to know my middle name to find anything.

7/18/2011 10:11:29 AM

I assume they're all serial killers

7/18/2011 10:21:34 AM

I use my first, middle, and last but I really like my name

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ]

7/18/2011 10:23:15 AM

this thread is now about couples who make joint accounts. I WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOUR E-FRIENDSHIP YOU CODEPENDENT ASSHOLES. YOU ARE STILL TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE.

7/18/2011 10:26:09 AM

LOL!!!

That's actually the best part about everyone having a cell phone is i don't have to call home and ask for mom or dad or call a friends house and be like i don't wanna talk to you asshole pass the phone to ricky bobby.


[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : .]

7/18/2011 10:26:58 AM

ibt richandamy

7/18/2011 10:27:15 AM

Joint accounts irked me to no end!!!

What is wrong with people

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ]

7/18/2011 10:27:42 AM

i know at least 3 couples with joint accounts thats six less people on my friends list!

7/18/2011 10:29:05 AM

I, too, make generalizations that aren't necessarily true

7/18/2011 10:35:04 AM

James Earl Ray: Just shot Martin Luther King Jr. LOL. I think he dead.

-Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, Jared Lee Loughner, and John Allen Mohammed like this

...comments...

-Mark David Chapman: IMAGINE that!

-Lee Boyd Malvo: LOL @Mark, too funny.

7/18/2011 10:35:53 AM

but they're fun....

7/18/2011 10:36:23 AM

I think they do it so that people that knew them before they got married can still find them by searching for their name.

7/18/2011 11:55:22 AM

no shit dude... i'm making fun of the people who do it to blend in with the married crowd.

7/18/2011 11:56:43 AM

this is why i unfriended freddie aughtry-lindsay

7/18/2011 11:58:35 AM

I think I have a couple people who use all three and are single, now that you mention it. I only have one joint account and it drives me crazy. I mean, seriously.

7/18/2011 12:01:44 PM

my middle name is "pimpdaddy"

7/18/2011 1:11:32 PM

i have my first, middle, and last.

but it's because i really, really like my name.....they're all family names and i think it's cool
(even though i have joie and not joice)

7/18/2011 1:13:31 PM

Quote :

"Tells people you're married you'll soon be divorced. "

fuck your marriage and your facebook account

7/18/2011 1:18:31 PM

Quote :

"-Mark David Chapman: IMAGINE that!"

I saw a Mark [something] Chapman pop up on people I might know. I clicked on his link and it turns out that he was born just a couple of months before Lennon got shot.

Talk about shitty luck.

7/18/2011 3:17:17 PM

Is the joint account thing becoming more common? I only have one joint account friend, thankfully. That is completely idiotic.

7/18/2011 3:23:44 PM

i have two friends with a joint account


neither one posts hardly at all.

7/18/2011 3:25:24 PM

The only situation that warrants that is conjoined twins.

7/18/2011 3:26:14 PM

I had four or five couple friends with joint accounts, but they've since gotten their own accounts, and I'm down to 2 joint account friends. One had separate accounts before marriage... and then combined them after marriage, that was weird.

7/18/2011 3:26:43 PM

where's that gilbert gottfried joke of the 3 named people

7/18/2011 3:32:32 PM

maybe on the internet somewhere

7/18/2011 3:45:07 PM

tried, videos wouldnt load up

7/18/2011 3:46:20 PM

Just type it

No one wants to hear him talk anyway

7/18/2011 3:47:01 PM

i dunno how it goes, and ive lost interest to find a transcript for you people

7/18/2011 3:47:37 PM

Fuck you and Gilbert Gottfried then

7/18/2011 3:48:35 PM

http://gilbertgottfried.ytmnd.com/

7/18/2011 3:50:42 PM

see if this works

http://comedians.jokes.com/gilbert-gottfried/videos/gilbert-gottfried---the-land-of-the-three-name-people
the video has like a 15/30 second ad at the beginning that i didnt want to sit through


might not embed right (didnt in a self-pm at least)

Not clicking. Gottfried is dead to me except for Problem Child, The Aristocrats and old Aflac ads.

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 3:52 PM. Reason : and the roasts! How could I forget the roasts?]

7/18/2011 3:52:18 PM

there are a ton of people that do the middle name thing (that aren't married obvi). that is kinda lame unless you have a double name really

BUT now i have married people that are just dropping the 3 names and i get confused when i see them on my list. i'm like "who da fuck is that" and EVERYTIME i click their picture. and i'm like, oh duh it is her she just stopped having her maiden name on FB

7/18/2011 3:54:01 PM

u know what, that video isn't that great now that i re-watch it

he just remembers a bunch of examples of 3-named people and then one-named people and then people that use initials

7/18/2011 3:57:12 PM

i actually started using my middle name on facebook in june 2007 (theres a reason i know this)

7/18/2011 4:00:38 PM

^ you have a cool full name!

and i like that you spell frances frances instead of "francis"

my grandmother was mary frances and i just really like that name a lot (the frances part)

7/18/2011 4:08:19 PM

Is this thread about blackpeople?

- Anthony "Onlyblackpeopledothis" Carter

Oh yeah, what's up with their "smh" comments on EVERYTHING too. Sighhh...



*editors note* - I know that this might sound racist...and it might be. But when's the last time you saw a white person do either of these two?

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

7/18/2011 4:10:26 PM

I know people who make accounts for their pets....lawd

7/18/2011 4:11:33 PM

Shawna Lioness-Minister Jackson doesn't like threads like these.

7/18/2011 4:11:41 PM

Quote :

"my grandmother was mary frances and i just really like that name a lot (the frances part)"

I know someone with the name of Frances Francis

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2011 4:13:04 PM

i've always used my full name...

but that's because I LOVE my middle name

7/18/2011 4:13:34 PM

^hahahaha i LOVE yours too!

7/18/2011 4:14:14 PM

I've always had my middle name on facebook and several of my friends do too. I'm seeing a lot more of the maiden name in parentheses for married folks

7/18/2011 4:14:51 PM

Middle names are gay unless you're a hot chick

Middle initials, however, are always welcome

7/18/2011 4:17:05 PM

^^This is the correct way to do it (there is actually a field for putting in a former name); I cringed a bit when my older sister, who had been doing it that way, later switched to omitting her actual middle name and going by (given name) (maiden name) (surname)

BTW I have always had my middle name up, and I even had my suffix up there until some Facebook quiz thought my surname was "II"

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ~♥

7/18/2011 4:18:06 PM