http://www.avweb.com/avwebflash/news/DOT_FAA_shutdown_house_senate_funding_205002-1.html


If I end up de-jobified, poor, and homeless.... which one of you will take me in? I'd be willing to pay you with sexual favors. *starts disrobing, while sobbing*

7/21/2011 1:07:09 PM

I got some cotton that needs picking.

7/21/2011 1:08:04 PM

My car could use a good cleaning.

7/21/2011 1:08:38 PM

i will buy you a burrito supreme at taco bell, this week only

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 1:16 PM. Reason : i would be all for a month-long furlough so long as i was guaranteed my job back afterwards]

7/21/2011 1:16:03 PM

7/21/2011 1:18:04 PM

Well shit.
Better get a promotion by tomorrow that gets you directly involved in critical operations.
I'm sorry boo

7/21/2011 1:19:51 PM

You can stay with me if you unload the dishwasher. I had someone staying with me for a couple weeks who unloaded the dishwasher as soon as it was clean every time, but now she is gone, and I hate doing it. I am not sure I can go back to this lifestyle.

7/21/2011 1:20:09 PM

So far, I have a taco eating gig, and a dishwashing gig lined up.

7/21/2011 1:26:48 PM

^I tell myself this will happen each time, but I never do it until it's time to fill 'er up

7/21/2011 1:27:00 PM

Attn: DivaBaby19 :

Will lick taint for $$

7/21/2011 1:38:23 PM

i will let you sleep in my crawl space

7/21/2011 1:40:59 PM

you better have a job so you can take me to lunch.

7/21/2011 1:41:17 PM

7/21/2011 3:03:14 PM

igot some plowing that needs to be done

7/21/2011 4:01:36 PM

That's what your girlfriend said

7/21/2011 4:02:53 PM

cody calls dibs

7/21/2011 4:03:33 PM

work harder

7/21/2011 4:03:45 PM

your mom does have a dirty mouth

7/21/2011 4:03:56 PM

You're in luck!

I have a taint lick fund just for this type of occasion!

7/21/2011 4:04:40 PM

^ lol


even in despair, zingers being delivered ITT



Remember, da messiah hates corporate jets....so thank him for curtailing their presence as this has obviously benefited you....oh wait...who are you voting for again?

7/21/2011 4:04:48 PM

Quote :

"Remember, da messiah hates corporate jets....so thank him for curtailing their presence as this has obviously benefited you....oh wait...who are you voting for again?"

what?

7/21/2011 4:05:59 PM

You can be a drunk with me.

The hours will be long, but I guarantee that you can make partner within 5 years.

7/21/2011 4:06:12 PM

Given the shitty economy and the loss of private aircraft, the line being drawn for who is "critical" is also shifting.....

7/21/2011 4:07:31 PM

I think that you hold a misconception about what exactly I do.

7/21/2011 4:09:40 PM

Sleep in the ATC tower?

7/21/2011 4:10:24 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

dummy sure is dumb

7/21/2011 4:12:58 PM

you make me wet

7/21/2011 4:13:28 PM

No new agreement was reached

7/25/2011 8:48:16 AM

But you're still employed at least temporarily?

7/25/2011 9:31:18 AM

Oh, yeah...I'm fine. My contract is fully funded.

All of my govt. counterparts are furloughed though.

7/25/2011 1:40:53 PM

where would you move/which companies would you like to work for if you end up de-jobified?

7/25/2011 1:47:04 PM

I would like to move very aggressively between divababy19s legs

7/25/2011 1:57:13 PM

it's ok man you can get a job that doesn't contribute to our kleptocratic military empire

7/25/2011 1:57:22 PM

I have a relatively low stress job... i can't figure out why i keep pulling my hair out... ohh yeah charlotte "friends" keep fucking me over with their problems.


So.... coming to a crossroads where i'm debating on letting shitty friends turn me into an asshole just to teach them a lesson, or rise above their bullshit but keep enabling it.

7/25/2011 2:06:01 PM

Do you mean coming to you with their problems? Or do you mean trying to drag you down with them and their problems?

7/25/2011 6:18:04 PM

DAMMIT.

7/25/2011 6:19:25 PM

Quote :

"I would like to move very aggressively between divababy19s legs"

AHAHAHAHA

7/25/2011 6:20:54 PM

i thought there were supposed to be MORE jobs

7/25/2011 9:45:40 PM

^ I'm 100% convinced that instead of actually taking the time to find out what issues are actually being debated, you just spout off some ignorant zinger that must have made an impression on your soft little brain.

Seriously man, you STAY on dumb.

7/25/2011 9:52:29 PM

Apparently we're not out of the woods yet

7/28/2011 12:41:25 PM

black on black crime itt

7/28/2011 12:48:12 PM

Where is our change for more jobs EMCE all I see is smaller monthly job growth...









































...And yes I only said that to make you angry.

7/28/2011 12:51:16 PM

I need somebody!

7/28/2011 1:31:14 PM

what do you need Minkagrl01?

grundle polishing?

7/28/2011 7:41:39 PM

Can you toss salads pizzas?

7/28/2011 7:51:00 PM

I'm a quick learner...

7/28/2011 7:51:59 PM

You can come live at my house...for free

7/28/2011 7:57:00 PM

7/28/2011 7:59:01 PM

Asshole

7/28/2011 11:59:36 PM

I'm safe...for now.

However, soon, this whole debate will rear it's ugly head again. Then ill be right back to licking taints for dollar bucks

8/8/2011 9:19:53 AM