I was walking to Trader Joe's yesterday and this short-haired, bleached-blonde girl steps out in front of me wearing this tiny-ass skirt and boots. It's a bit windy, so I'm already catching glimpses of her apple bottoms with every step, but then she stops and kneels down to retie her shoe laces. When she finished, she stood back up ass first, on some straight-up Tinto Brass shit, and bam... no panties.

I was not expecting that on my trip to the store, so there I am walking around Trader Joe's all semi-turgid, feeling silly. Highlight of my day.

7/22/2011 2:18:10 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

7/22/2011 2:19:14 PM

i guess chicks trying to stay cool by not wearing underwear is one good side effect of the oppressive heat

7/22/2011 2:20:22 PM

I had a similar experience at Cup A Joe recently.

7/22/2011 2:21:32 PM

*high-five*

7/22/2011 2:22:24 PM

Picks or it didn't happen

7/22/2011 2:23:32 PM

Quote :

"*high-five*"

7/22/2011 2:24:31 PM

SEMI-TURGID


AWESOME


o/

7/22/2011 2:28:57 PM

7/22/2011 2:35:49 PM

sweet.

7/22/2011 2:38:06 PM

I call bullshit.

Do you all have any idea how tall this dude is?

None of the angles make any sense.

7/22/2011 2:40:19 PM

lol

I thought the same thing, but I just figured that he was some distance from her.

7/22/2011 2:43:55 PM

she was definitely trying to get your attention

you'll probably show up on some random XXX site in a hidden video

7/22/2011 2:47:27 PM

^^^ When the skirt is short enough, all things are possible.

7/22/2011 3:03:30 PM

o/

7/22/2011 3:05:58 PM

if ever there were a thread that was useless w/o pics...

7/22/2011 3:06:16 PM

\o
^^They gon' bump noggins'

7/22/2011 3:15:26 PM

I used to see tits all the time in my Water Aerobics class.

7/22/2011 3:39:02 PM

Hah, something similar happened to me earlier

7/22/2011 3:50:01 PM

I "accidentally" showed Samwise my vag. Oops.

7/22/2011 4:43:14 PM

Must. Know. Moar.

7/22/2011 4:52:56 PM

No number? Your balls called, they want to be used more often.

7/22/2011 5:11:50 PM

I'm married, so my balls were sitting on the mantle at home. Girl was cute, though.

7/22/2011 5:15:01 PM

Ahhh, good enough then.

7/22/2011 5:17:01 PM

I thought this thread was about Shadowrunner starting his period

7/22/2011 5:38:51 PM

Yeah, I was waiting for the "Random vagina spotting" parody thread.

7/22/2011 6:34:52 PM