stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
One of my zebras was in labor. It was a messy business, the foal was at the breach.
At about the 22nd hour, I just said stuff it, and I just thrust my hand and turned the little guy around.
Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina? 7/24/2011 7:25:50 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?" |
Actually, yes.7/24/2011 7:26:21 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
You sound like an artist 7/24/2011 7:29:34 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
this motherfucker must shop at the zebra store 7/24/2011 7:33:07 PM |
State Oz All American 1897 Posts user info edit post |
is the foal yours? 7/24/2011 8:00:30 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
so, by "stuff it", you mean you arm-fucked a zebra..
[Edited on July 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM. Reason : ,] 7/24/2011 8:57:58 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?" |
Is it anything like hitting a home run in softball?7/24/2011 9:02:54 PM |
The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
NCSTATE football finds itself elbow deep in Ron Cherry's vagina quite often.
7/24/2011 9:26:07 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
and not a single fuck was given.jpg 7/24/2011 9:39:24 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
I have stuck my arm up to my elbow in a farrowing sow. 7/24/2011 10:01:14 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
NANS 7/24/2011 10:11:00 PM |
Swingles All American 510 Posts user info edit post |
^^ditto. And palpated a dairy cow. 7/24/2011 10:51:52 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
lots of animal molesters itt 7/24/2011 10:52:49 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I'd just like to get through one fucking day without having to be up to my elbow in a Zebra's vagina. 7/24/2011 11:13:54 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Isn't it really really dangerous to stick your arm up a zebra's vagina? I know with horses you don't palpate them or anything because their muscles are so strong they could easily break your arm. 7/25/2011 7:47:22 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
Do you have any idea what it's like to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 7/25/2011 9:29:11 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats as one of them?
No?
That surprises me.
The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for. 7/26/2011 5:43:37 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you have any idea what it's like to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" |
wat7/29/2011 9:36:12 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Well I try to look at the bright side. I guess you could say I'm internal optometrist. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade-unless you don't have any water or sugar. Then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea. 8/13/2014 11:19:43 AM |
NCSUam0s All American Tease 2329 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm internal optometrist" |
So you're an eye doctor that delivers zebras? Do you mean Optimst?
And, I've done the same for a cow... so basically the same.8/13/2014 11:27:20 AM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
also, "eternal" 8/13/2014 11:32:16 AM |
Kickstand All American 11526 Posts user info edit post |
My spider had babies... 8/13/2014 11:35:14 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
This thread reminds me of how I be multitasking during sex.
Thanks!
Know what I'm saying?????
[Edited on August 13, 2014 at 5:58 PM. Reason : /] 8/13/2014 5:46:19 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
where are the pics of the cute zebra baby, yo? 8/13/2014 6:08:50 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Although I had reared him since he straddled the fallow in his petty foal form, he remains slight of the camera.
[Edited on August 13, 2014 at 10:21 PM. Reason : smile for the camera honey] 8/13/2014 10:20:41 PM |