Anybody know any good games/ activities to bring a group of teenage boys closer together. They can be physical or non physical but should be "cool" enough for high school boys.

7/24/2011 10:20:32 PM

I think Bond Park has a ropes course


it does!

http://www.townofcary.org/Departments/Parks__Recreation___Cultural_Resources/Facilities/Sports_Facilities/challengecourse.htm

[Edited on July 24, 2011 at 10:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2011 10:23:40 PM

circle jerk.

7/24/2011 10:28:46 PM

woops. i meant to say no ropes course because we have to stay on site.

7/24/2011 10:28:56 PM

^^ Hahaha I was thinking the same thing

7/24/2011 10:32:11 PM

What sort of site is this?

Could play kick ball. But that's better drunk.

7/24/2011 10:35:00 PM

Indoors mostly. We have a very large building though.

7/24/2011 10:41:28 PM

Dime bag and some Floyd

7/24/2011 10:42:43 PM

dodgeball

7/24/2011 11:09:15 PM

paintball or rock climbing

7/24/2011 11:14:48 PM

some sort of orienteering thing? I remember doing that in the tenth grade.

7/24/2011 11:22:21 PM

circle jerk.

7/24/2011 11:41:36 PM

I'll second paintball.

7/24/2011 11:58:21 PM

Bukkake

7/25/2011 2:39:24 AM

I thought the courts mandated that you stay away from teenage boys

7/25/2011 9:04:51 AM

Fight Club

7/25/2011 9:06:25 AM

TRUST FALLS

7/25/2011 9:33:30 AM

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"I thought the courts mandated that you stay away from teenage boys"

Thats only for the plaintiff's boys.

7/25/2011 6:05:20 PM

skinflute lessons

7/25/2011 9:00:50 PM

pindodge

7/25/2011 9:21:18 PM

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"Fight Club"

7/25/2011 9:23:51 PM

bugger-thy-neighbour

7/25/2011 9:39:50 PM

For a non-chitchat thread this made me lol hard.

I actually think a variation on the Fight Club thing is a good idea. Just bring in a good Jiu Jitsu, wrestling, kickboxing, boxing, etc. coach to teach them something while letting them have some fun beating each other up. The premise to get the coaches in would be that it is free advertisement for their school if the kids decide they want to learn more. I know the kids will actually be interested in it and you could turn it into a regular thing with local coaches from various styles.

[Edited on July 25, 2011 at 10:12 PM. Reason : s]

7/25/2011 10:11:23 PM

I would have liked you to be a bit more specific with their ages. "Teenage" is a big range. We're talking three distinct and different social and physical developmental levels here.

The first group, the 13 and 14 year olds, might not even have hit puberty yet. They'll probably be gaunt, with virtually no muscle structure whatsoever, with the fat ones featuring unsightly globe shaped globules of flesh across their chests, as proper tits hadn't yet had the chance to develop. Their faces are a mixed bag, some smooth as silk, some scarred by the constant battle with acne. Their genitals are mostly hairless, with maybe a stay bit of stubble proudly sported by the few most mature of the bunch.

For this group, you'd probably want to avoid actual intercourse and just stick with the hands and mouth, and I say that for a couple of reasons. One, of course, is that you're not even sure if these kids can properly ejaculate yet. Two, and this is the big one, is that I don't think most of these kids would be able to handle you. Your cock is almost fatter than it is long. Its shaped like a football. You could do some real damage to these kids. I think your best bet is just stick to the basics and save the good stuff for the older children.

15 and 16 year olds are almost universally assholes. They smoke, they drink, they curse, they steal and they're generally just unpleasant to be around. My 16 year old cousin is probably the meanest fucking person I know. I wouldn't wish the company of 15 and 16 year olds on anyone. Except you. Because you're second meanest fucking person I know. You don't take shit from anybody. If anyone can handle these bastards, its you.

For this group, you have a little more free reign than than the last time, but it would still be prudent to exercise some caution, particularly with the more frail looking ones. An ill timed thrust could still shatter a pubic bone or tear or tear a rectal wall. Focus more on the ones who look a bit older, maybe like that Taylor kid from Twilight. Try to get them to all bend over in a line and do suicides where you run down to the first kid, bang him for one stroke, run back to the starting line, run to the second kid, bang him for one stroke, run back, etc. Its a great workout, and it makes everyone feel like they're involved.

17 and 18 year olds are pretty much adults. Some kids in high school look 25. Facial hair is the norm here, with an emphasis on goatee's and sideburns. The acne that plagued them in the past is gone for many, but its remnants cursed on the unfortunate few now left them the target of jokes and scorn from their classmates. Some of the athlete types had taken up weightlifting, and thick sinewy muscles began to ripple across their bodies. This group was prime for dick.

Your dick. Anything is fair game with these guys. You name it, you fuck it. Get creative. You played it safe with the earlier groups; now's the time to really let lose. Experiment. Everyone has a fantasy. I'd like to plunge my fists up two dude's butts and have someone twirl me around like an egg beater. I'm sure yours is probably much worse than that. Maybe have everyone nut in a shot glass and act like you're going to have a contest where the loser has to chug it, but instead, make everyone take a sip. Maybe Manhattan Transfer a used condom back and forth as many times as you can. Maybe take a scalpel and cut 1/8" slits at 8 equidistant spots along the smallest kid's anus and surprise rape him so that your cock will actually fit. Whatever you want.


Those are just a few ideas. PM me for more.

7/25/2011 11:01:41 PM

gg

/thread

7/25/2011 11:16:11 PM

hahahaha wow

7/26/2011 9:19:34 AM

:backs out of thread slowly:

7/26/2011 9:26:27 AM

what the hell man? keep that twisted shit in chit chat

7/26/2011 12:06:57 PM

I Googled some phrases from that post, and it appears that it's original.

And he's totally gonna have to be suspended for that.

7/26/2011 2:40:07 PM

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"And he's totally gonna have to be suspended for that."

hell no. he deserves veneration for that masterpiece.

7/26/2011 2:47:48 PM

AHA, to each their own.

7/26/2011 4:50:24 PM

Quote :

"hahahaha wow"

7/26/2011 6:29:29 PM

If Slave Famous asked for one I'd give him a kidney. That post is one of the most beautiful things that I or anyone else has ever seen.

7/26/2011 6:50:52 PM

holy shit lol

7/26/2011 11:27:02 PM

i was gonna say paintball, at least until i read slave's post


now i'm not even sure i know who i am anymore and nothing seems important. "thought" and "feeling" are little more than abstract syllabic utterances with no more cognitive significance than the slightest flick of an ocean ripple falling upon an infinite shore.

in fact my fingers flit about this device seemingly of their own accord as my eyes focus beyond infinity, the previously impenetrable barrier of matter before me fades into but a collection of sensory inputs garnering no interest within my consciousness.

the concepts of time, space and existence are waning into an abyssal void while the last bastion of the idea of "I," this tangled collection of thoughts, rips into a chaotic explosion of what can only be described as information. As the final wisps of my former self decay into oblivion, the space I previously occupied is left with but one reverberating impression:


paintball.

7/27/2011 2:30:36 AM

goldeneye

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7/9/2012 12:25:50 AM

7/9/2012 12:43:28 AM

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"My 16 year old cousin is probably the meanest fucking person I know."

hahahaha

year old lols.

7/9/2012 2:10:55 AM

This thread/that post is going to win some TWW awards come December.

7/9/2012 2:47:10 AM

Slave Famous are you single?

7/9/2012 3:07:27 AM

Paintball. It require teamwork to be successful. It teaches tactical planning and involves vigorous exercise. It teaches how to function under pressure. And finally, it fulfills every playground fantasy about playing guns. You get to run around and shoot your friends, all without the bothersome complications of violent death and conflict with law enforcement.

7/9/2012 12:23:31 PM

no more chit chat responses, k

7/9/2012 12:28:31 PM

NCSU also has a ropes course http://recreation.ncsu.edu/facilities/challenge

7/9/2012 12:30:27 PM

another unfunny wall of trying-too-hard text brought to you by Slave Famous

[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 1:35 PM. Reason : a year ago, apparently]

7/9/2012 1:33:29 PM

paerabol wins

7/11/2012 9:59:05 AM