His alcoholism is destroying his family

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7/26/2011 5:14:13 PM

Maybe his aggravating as fuck family is driving him to drink. Ever think of that asshole?

7/26/2011 5:15:16 PM

A guy walks up to another guy in a bar and asks, "mind if I push your stool in?"

7/26/2011 6:23:44 PM

and then said "ouch"

7/26/2011 6:25:42 PM

A black man walks into a bar and asks to use the bathroom.







A black man walks into a bar and sits at the corner table and asks for a courtesy cup of water.








A black man walks into a bar and asks if they serve Steele Reserve in a 22.

7/26/2011 9:02:31 PM

A black man walks into a bar and sits down at the bar. The asshole server doesn't refill his soft drink because he is sitting at the bar like a paying customer. The asshole server later sucks his big black cock.

7/26/2011 10:01:58 PM

all this racism is killin me inside

7/26/2011 10:31:22 PM

What's the difference between a respectful paying customer and a disrespectful paying customer?


The respectful paying customer gets his drinks refilled and can abstain from thinking about getting his cock sucked long enough to analyze how he conducts himself.

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2011 10:37:06 PM

Lol gg treetwister

7/26/2011 11:55:42 PM

What do you call an 8 year old with 1 arm?








His name

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7/27/2011 2:15:23 AM

A black man walks into a bar ....while chewing on a straw and his pant sagging.

7/30/2011 1:13:09 AM

7/30/2011 1:21:18 AM

^ HAHAHAHAHA

7/30/2011 2:00:45 AM

I, too, have heard steven tell a joke

7/30/2011 4:31:02 AM

He says: AHHHHHHHHHHH my Nuts

7/30/2011 4:36:38 AM

Lol I told steven this shit. Shoulda gone to dive, fell asleep

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7/30/2011 4:37:27 AM

I wondered which way that went, haha

what's funny is I mindlessly read this thread the other night

last night I swung by there and he set me up for this joke and it still took me a second

i then noticed you're playing this weekend

good luck, i'm working

7/30/2011 4:40:48 AM

Bttt

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9/1/2011 1:03:26 PM

9/1/2011 1:04:42 PM

So a black guy, white guy, Muslim, communist and terrorist walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?












A: what'll you have mr president?

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12/26/2011 7:59:00 PM

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

12/26/2011 8:18:07 PM

A Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bartender.

The Chinese guys says, "Gimmie a jigger, nigger!"

The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot.

The Chinese guy does the same thing.

The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot.

The Chinese guy says it again.

The black guy is royally pissed now. He yells, "You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."

The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar.

The black guy walks in and yells, "Gimmie a drink, chink!"

The Chinese guys says, "Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"

12/26/2011 11:42:59 PM