GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Oh how I enjoy Virginia.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/serial-butt-slasher-pursued-in-virginia_n_911480.html 7/28/2011 9:47:51 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
if only he were pussy slashing the weapon name would be much more fitting 7/28/2011 10:03:17 AM
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wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
people are fuckin weird 7/28/2011 10:17:16 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
For future reference, these "weird news" types of threads get better traffic and exposure in Chit Chat
...despite the fact that the tagline for Lounge says "discuss news..." 
such as
message_topic.aspx?topic=614839 message_topic.aspx?topic=614554
[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 10:20 AM. Reason : lkj] 7/28/2011 10:19:51 AM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, this is CC material 7/28/2011 10:44:19 AM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The Lounge discuss news, life, and other fun stuff!" |
Quote : | "The Huffington Post is an American news website..." |
7/28/2011 5:18:01 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
It would behoove you to defer to the opinions of people who've been on this site for more than a month 7/28/2011 5:20:47 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Short mexican guy with rugby shirt and jorts
Sounds like the stereotypical butt slasher
[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ] 7/28/2011 5:22:55 PM
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Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
wow.
this may be the first time i GIS a news term and it showed up with relevant results. 7/28/2011 5:34:05 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
my friend and i are going to the mall that he hit last night... we're gonna watch each others backs  7/28/2011 7:20:29 PM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Another hit
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/DC-New-Victim-in-Serial-Butt-Slashing-Case-126578903.html?dr
Quote : | "Police in Fair Oaks reported another woman was slashed in the buttocks by a razor blade in northern Virginia.
According to authorities, the victim was a 21-year-old woman shopping at T.J. Maxx at Fairfax Town Center on June 8.
The woman said that she felt a pinch in her rear area while in the store, and when she turned around, she saw a man behind her picking up clothing from the floor. She told police that initially, she believed she may have been cut by one of the hangers.
The victim told police that when she returned home she discovered cuts in her clothes. She described the suspect as Hispanic, wearing long pants and a short-sleeved shirt.
That description is similar to the suspect in 5 other slashings that have taken place since February. All of the victims have been in their late teens or early 20's. The most recent assault took place at the Forever 21 store inside the Fair Oaks Mall last Monday." |
8/2/2011 1:23:57 PM
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nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
anyone else think
BUTT SCRATCHER!
every time they see this title? 8/2/2011 1:25:54 PM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
A serial butt-scratcher would be amazing. Much more satisfying than the Free Hugs campaign, I'm sure. 8/2/2011 1:34:07 PM
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mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQGq1U9zvIs 8/2/2011 2:24:09 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I watched the video, and all the women they interviewed are stupid. They were like smiling and laughing and whatnot.
This is terrible. 8/2/2011 2:32:30 PM
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Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12777 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyone else think
BUTT SCRATCHER!
every time they see this title?" |
this 8/2/2011 2:41:10 PM
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sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
i think ass slasher, pussy thrasher mother fucker 8/2/2011 3:10:10 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
it was EMCE
i know b/c i was holding the video camera for him
look out for our new website coming soon.
TWW premies will get a free 30 day account. 8/2/2011 3:48:41 PM
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Time Veteran 595 Posts user info edit post |
who's ass has that razor been on? 8/2/2011 4:33:20 PM
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FeebleMinded Finally Preemie! 4472 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The most recent assault took place at the Forever 21 store inside the Fair Oaks Mall last Monday." |
Am I right?  8/2/2011 7:49:16 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |

8/5/2011 3:30:54 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I guess a slash is better than a stab. I wouldn't want to be stabbed in the butt. 8/5/2011 5:01:26 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89884 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it was EMCE
i know b/c i was holding the video camera for him
look out for our new website coming soon.
TWW premies will get a free 30 day account." |
 8/5/2011 9:20:54 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Hmm, anyone else say "butt slasher" to the tune of "heartbreaker"? 8/5/2011 9:21:57 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyone else think
BUTT SCRATCHER!
every time they see this title?" |
8/5/2011 9:31:09 AM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
What what in the butt vs. Rapin' errbody. 8/5/2011 9:31:59 AM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
this thread delivers the lolz 8/5/2011 10:29:26 AM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have thought of the "Butt Scratcher" Family Guy sketch every time I see this thread. 8/5/2011 5:21:49 PM
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Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
According to the Whitest Kids You Know, Abraham Lincoln was killed by being hammered in the ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkBvzpbBPs&feature=related 8/5/2011 6:57:44 PM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
This event is soon to be followed by
Slashed butts on the loose! 8/5/2011 10:03:58 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "3 more buttocks slashings in Fairfax stores reported" |
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/3-more-buttocks-slashings-in-fairfax-stores-reported/2011/08/10/gIQAcn546I_story.html?hpid=z4 8/11/2011 1:05:17 PM
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PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
This is very close to where I live...I must track down this Butt Slasher and make him pay.

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 1:15 PM. Reason : n] 8/11/2011 1:13:53 PM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 1/14/2012 4:11:36 PM
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InsultMaster Suspended 1310 Posts user info edit post |
Corta Nalgas 1/14/2012 4:12:53 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52906 Posts user info edit post |
Butt slasher arrested in Peru 1/15/2012 10:12:43 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148846 Posts user info edit post |
I really love listening to your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too. 6/18/2013 8:32:38 PM
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Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people are fuckin weird" |
6/19/2013 2:39:13 PM
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