Oh how I enjoy Virginia.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/serial-butt-slasher-pursued-in-virginia_n_911480.html

7/28/2011 9:47:51 AM

if only he were pussy slashing the weapon name would be much more fitting

7/28/2011 10:03:17 AM

people are fuckin weird

7/28/2011 10:17:16 AM

For future reference, these "weird news" types of threads get better traffic and exposure in Chit Chat

...despite the fact that the tagline for Lounge says "discuss news..."

such as

message_topic.aspx?topic=614839
message_topic.aspx?topic=614554

[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 10:20 AM. Reason : lkj]

7/28/2011 10:19:51 AM

yeah, this is CC material

7/28/2011 10:44:19 AM

Quote :

"The Lounge discuss news, life, and other fun stuff!"

Quote :

"The Huffington Post is an American news website..."

7/28/2011 5:18:01 PM

It would behoove you to defer to the opinions of people who've been on this site for more than a month

7/28/2011 5:20:47 PM

Short mexican guy with rugby shirt and jorts

Sounds like the stereotypical butt slasher

[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2011 5:22:55 PM

wow.


this may be the first time i GIS a news term and it showed up with relevant results.

7/28/2011 5:34:05 PM

my friend and i are going to the mall that he hit last night... we're gonna watch each others backs

7/28/2011 7:20:29 PM

Another hit

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/DC-New-Victim-in-Serial-Butt-Slashing-Case-126578903.html?dr

Quote :

"Police in Fair Oaks reported another woman was slashed in the buttocks by a razor blade in northern Virginia. According to authorities, the victim was a 21-year-old woman shopping at T.J. Maxx at Fairfax Town Center on June 8. The woman said that she felt a pinch in her rear area while in the store, and when she turned around, she saw a man behind her picking up clothing from the floor. She told police that initially, she believed she may have been cut by one of the hangers. The victim told police that when she returned home she discovered cuts in her clothes. She described the suspect as Hispanic, wearing long pants and a short-sleeved shirt. That description is similar to the suspect in 5 other slashings that have taken place since February. All of the victims have been in their late teens or early 20's. The most recent assault took place at the Forever 21 store inside the Fair Oaks Mall last Monday."

8/2/2011 1:23:57 PM

anyone else think

BUTT SCRATCHER!

every time they see this title?

8/2/2011 1:25:54 PM

A serial butt-scratcher would be amazing. Much more satisfying than the Free Hugs campaign, I'm sure.

8/2/2011 1:34:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQGq1U9zvIs

8/2/2011 2:24:09 PM

I watched the video, and all the women they interviewed are stupid. They were like smiling and laughing and whatnot.


This is terrible.

8/2/2011 2:32:30 PM

Quote :

"anyone else think BUTT SCRATCHER! every time they see this title?"

this

8/2/2011 2:41:10 PM

i think ass slasher, pussy thrasher mother fucker

8/2/2011 3:10:10 PM

it was EMCE

i know b/c i was holding the video camera for him

look out for our new website coming soon.

TWW premies will get a free 30 day account.

8/2/2011 3:48:41 PM

who's ass has that razor been on?

8/2/2011 4:33:20 PM

Quote :

"The most recent assault took place at the Forever 21 store inside the Fair Oaks Mall last Monday."

Am I right?

8/2/2011 7:49:16 PM

8/5/2011 3:30:54 AM

I guess a slash is better than a stab. I wouldn't want to be stabbed in the butt.

8/5/2011 5:01:26 AM

Quote :

"it was EMCE i know b/c i was holding the video camera for him look out for our new website coming soon. TWW premies will get a free 30 day account."

8/5/2011 9:20:54 AM

Hmm, anyone else say "butt slasher" to the tune of "heartbreaker"?

8/5/2011 9:21:57 AM

Quote :

"anyone else think BUTT SCRATCHER! every time they see this title?"

8/5/2011 9:31:09 AM

What what in the butt vs. Rapin' errbody.

8/5/2011 9:31:59 AM

this thread delivers the lolz

8/5/2011 10:29:26 AM

I, too, have thought of the "Butt Scratcher" Family Guy sketch every time I see this thread.

8/5/2011 5:21:49 PM

According to the Whitest Kids You Know, Abraham Lincoln was killed by being hammered in the ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkBvzpbBPs&feature=related

8/5/2011 6:57:44 PM

This event is soon to be followed by


Slashed butts on the loose!

8/5/2011 10:03:58 PM

Quote :

"3 more buttocks slashings in Fairfax stores reported"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/3-more-buttocks-slashings-in-fairfax-stores-reported/2011/08/10/gIQAcn546I_story.html?hpid=z4

8/11/2011 1:05:17 PM

This is very close to where I live...I must track down this Butt Slasher and make him pay.



[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 1:15 PM. Reason : n]

8/11/2011 1:13:53 PM

bttt

1/14/2012 4:11:36 PM

Corta Nalgas

1/14/2012 4:12:53 PM

Butt slasher arrested in Peru

1/15/2012 10:12:43 PM

I really love listening to your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

6/18/2013 8:32:38 PM

Quote :

"people are fuckin weird"

6/19/2013 2:39:13 PM