Have you guys seen this shit yet?

7/28/2011 5:22:24 PM

Not yet

and not now

7/28/2011 5:23:47 PM

7/28/2011 5:24:15 PM

Does a male turtle have a penis and do they have sperm?

7/28/2011 5:33:26 PM

wat

7/28/2011 5:33:55 PM

pussythroat turtle

7/28/2011 5:34:38 PM

I already knew this

7/28/2011 5:38:10 PM

The bitch looks unimpressed.

7/28/2011 5:54:29 PM

Damn, I messed up the link.

Thanks punchmonk

7/28/2011 6:19:50 PM

I need to take a cold shower now.

7/28/2011 6:43:15 PM

Quote :

" Interrupted sex. If a male and female box turtle get interrupted during mating, the male will often have his penis extruded through his vent (and don't be surprised by how weird it looks!). You don't want his penis to get dried out because this can lead to a serious medical condition known as a prolapsed penis. In this situation, it wouldn't hurt to pop him into a bowl of water up to his plastron until he can get his penis back inside his tail where it belongs. Make sure it's a mixing bowl with high sides so he can't just climb out before he's ready. "

Hahaha

7/28/2011 6:57:00 PM

^ I think this is EMCE's SOP for interrupted sex.

[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2011 7:15:17 PM

7/28/2011 8:03:57 PM

I remember seeing a video before showing how big a turtle's penis is, but that was only the part you could see during intercourse...

7/28/2011 8:22:48 PM

^^ I was looking for that but I don't think it's real.

Here's another turtle porn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTRRS3IY4Tw

7/28/2011 8:27:30 PM

I loled when he pauses for a bit when it starts to really feel good.

I could just imagine him going "Al..Most...THERE!"

7/28/2011 8:51:54 PM

^^ Looks like a fucking grappling hook...

7/28/2011 8:57:14 PM

That video has gone from 136 views to 1,000,000 + views since I made this thread, which was only about three hours ago.

TWW poll skewing FTW?

7/28/2011 9:29:02 PM

Wat you talkin bout Willis?

7/28/2011 9:51:28 PM

ahahahahahaha, he winked at the very end, he knew he was on camera

7/29/2011 12:15:41 AM

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7/29/2011 12:16:48 AM

i've never seen a dead turtle...i've seen all kinds of other animals dead, but never a turtle

7/29/2011 12:19:46 AM

The lady turtle had a "rape, but hot as fuck" look on her face.

7/29/2011 12:24:17 AM