One step at a time?
Two steps at a time?
Three?!
Slightly pointed to the left?
Slightly pointed to the right?
Sitting on your booty cheeks, galloping with your rectum?!

7/29/2011 8:50:56 AM

Quote :

"YOUR GALLOPING RECTUM"

7/29/2011 8:53:47 AM

Up two at a time.
Down one at a time.

7/29/2011 8:54:24 AM

One down
Two up
That's the way I like to fuuuuuu, traverse stairs

7/29/2011 8:57:32 AM

I always look like I'm in a rush on the stairs, up or down.

Then back to my leisurely stroll once I'm back on level ground.

7/29/2011 8:57:49 AM

Do the stairs themselves play a role in your decision? For example, Mitch's on hboro has tall, oak, steep, STAIRS OF DEATH. Would one be less inclined to engage in risky two-steppin' behavior on these stairs?

7/29/2011 9:02:41 AM

one up
jump over the side going down

7/29/2011 9:14:01 AM

I thought the accepted Mitch's stairs behavior was cram a shit ton of people and walk one stair at a time up, then take turns stumbling and twisting ankles down.

7/29/2011 9:16:12 AM

immediately thought of Mitch's stairs when I read the thread title

read thread, not disappointed

stairs of fucking death

7/29/2011 9:18:32 AM

"hey, lets open a bar where people can get drunk....but they have to juggle running chainsaws with their dicks before they can leave..."

'that is a fantastic idea, Mitch'

7/29/2011 9:21:27 AM

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

7/29/2011 10:17:37 AM

this makes me wanna drink a couple bottles of wine and traverse the stairs of Harrelson

7/29/2011 10:22:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK7H6e13VA0

7/29/2011 10:36:08 AM

7/29/2011 10:54:25 AM

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : Two steps forward, one step back . . . ]

7/29/2011 11:02:25 AM

Usually 2 at a time on the way up...1 at a time on the way down. On the way down I'm slightly point to the left.

And absolutely the stairs play in role in the decision making process...I ain't trying to bust my ass on some stairs.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 11:40 AM. Reason : ]

7/29/2011 11:39:51 AM

I noticed today that I have a slight motherfucking left point when I'm down the stairs. WTF is wrong with me?

7/29/2011 11:50:46 AM

Dick is too big, I have the same problem :/

7/29/2011 12:00:00 PM

4 at a time going up 2 going down until the last 4-6 which you grab the bannister and leap to the bottom

7/29/2011 12:04:49 PM

two at a time going up.

going down is just a controlled fall where I push off every couple of steps

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 1:07 PM. Reason : unless it's Mitch's, then it's one at time, hands grazing the walls in the hope that I don't die]

7/29/2011 1:06:09 PM

It has come to my attention that some might go down the stairs in this fashion:
step-step.....step-step.....step-step.....

7/29/2011 1:12:42 PM

RECTUM?

Damn near KILLEDUM

7/29/2011 2:47:50 PM

I usually kind of jump the first 3 then go 2 or so at a time. If I'm in a rush going down I'll do 2 stairs down too.

I hate the stairs in front of D H Hill though I never really know what to do there.

7/29/2011 3:02:12 PM

with light particles

oh wait, wrong thread.... or is it?

7/29/2011 3:16:44 PM

I hate shallow stairs and short stairs. They're too short to feel like I'm moving at a decent pace, but usually just tall enough that taking two or three at a time seems a little excessive.
Stairs at DH Hill I do two, they're short, but long.
Shallow stairs I feel like I'm gonna fall on going down.

7/29/2011 3:17:11 PM

Quote :

"I hate the stairs in front of D H Hill though I never really know what to do there."

Yep. I always feel stupid on those steps. Too short to go one at a time and almost too long to go two at a time.

7/29/2011 3:19:25 PM

I begin by calculating the slope. I then account for gravity, presence of rails, and foot traffic.

I then proceed as such:




Escalators, however, still confound me:



[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2011 3:38:43 PM