Discuss.

7/29/2011 4:45:28 PM

Oh thanks, OP. Now I'm going to have to deal with this thread.

7/29/2011 4:46:11 PM

at least they're not pulling the "technical virgin" shit and taking it in the ass.

7/29/2011 4:46:12 PM

Christians having (a lot of) STDs before marriage.

7/29/2011 4:46:14 PM

If they're hot and it's with me, I'm 100% in favor of it.

7/29/2011 4:47:31 PM

People saving themselves for marriage but still giving and receiving oral sex


That's what I would like to discuss

7/29/2011 4:48:19 PM

that's when you do the mouth to vag switcharoo

7/29/2011 4:49:05 PM

fingerbanging in church ftw

7/29/2011 4:49:29 PM

^^^ what I came here to post. One of my good friends from high school is Catholic and used to be really pure, now that she's been dating her current boyfriend for a while they're doing everything but sex but as long as they don't actually have sex it's okay.

7/29/2011 4:50:07 PM

It's ok because Clinton said so.

7/29/2011 4:50:59 PM

Fun military story...during tech school, where Air Force enlisted learn their job, some kids get a special rope to wear on their uniform. Red for sq leader, black for honor guard, white for chaplain's assistant.

Well this one white rope, chick who always preached about god 24/7 and joined to help the war on Islam or some stupid shit....well she got caught blowing a dude behind a dumpster.

So we were in formation (like 150 people) one day marching back from class, and they (SNCO) calls this girl up to the front and takes a blade and cuts the rope off the girl's uniform and says pretty loudly 'You know what this is for or should we remind you?'

Oh man, pretty sure that girl locked herself in her room and cried for days.


Good times.

7/29/2011 4:51:47 PM

Going to church might be okay if I knew I was gonna get fingerbanged.

7/29/2011 4:52:08 PM

I once gave got a hand job after Sunday School

7/29/2011 4:54:41 PM

^^ ahahaha.

7/29/2011 4:56:28 PM

^^^^ haha, did she change her MOS after that?


another funny story involving dumpsters: apparently at Bagram, Afghanistan, where you aren't supposed to be boning down and there's often little or no privacy to facilitate doing it on the sly, apparently they found that one of the most common places that people were humping was in the dumpsters.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 4:57 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

7/29/2011 4:57:19 PM

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"at least they're not pulling the "technical virgin" shit and taking it in the ass."

i use to know 2 or 3 back my freshman/sophomore year

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"People saving themselves for marriage but still giving and receiving oral sex"

I know this one girl who told me she use to blow her boyfriend(s) several times a day because she wouldn't have sex with them.

7/29/2011 4:57:46 PM

that's just a military myth

7/29/2011 4:58:14 PM

^^ That's stupid, but at least whenever she starts having sex with them, she'll be mind-blowingly awesome at giving head.

^ I don't know, I heard it directly from my CO, who heard it brought up as an issue to be aware of during a meeting of all the COs of the tenant commands there.

7/29/2011 5:00:28 PM

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"in the dumpsters."

new meaning for cum dumpster?

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:00 PM. Reason : no hyphen.]

7/29/2011 5:00:36 PM

I don't know, I've had some sexual encounters that were less than romantic, but I am proud to say that I have never had sex in an Afghan dumpster.

7/29/2011 5:02:13 PM

i don't understand how something so natural and beautiful can be wrong

7/29/2011 5:02:56 PM

to me it has more to do with sex maybe not being as special if you break a piece off to a lot of people.

Then again, I have only had sexual relations with one person.

I do wish it wasn't seen as taboo. That to me is retarded. I think it should be explained better in the "christian community." Going to hell for it is the wrong way to explain such a natural and beautiful thing.

7/29/2011 5:04:41 PM

Q-fred?

7/29/2011 5:05:24 PM

yes

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : forgot the ]

7/29/2011 5:06:17 PM

i am not a very religious person but i generally respect the beliefs of others

i wonder if some of man's word snuck its way into God's word when the books of the Bible were being written

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:08 PM. Reason : seeds]

7/29/2011 5:07:29 PM

seeds....yes.

Guideline for life for me but not the end all and be all.

7/29/2011 5:08:59 PM

i do think many of the stories in the Bible teach good lessons

i can see how it is useful as a guide

but i disagree with its official positions on seeds and shellfish

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:13 PM. Reason : s]

7/29/2011 5:12:57 PM

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"Going to hell for it is the wrong way to explain such a natural and beautiful thing."

Speaking in rebellion against your parents is enough sin for someone to go to hell. It's not like certain sins are hell worthy while others let you slide. All sin, puts you in place where you can no longer be in the presence of God.


Please consult TSB thread for information on shellfish.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : All the sudden everyone cares about shellfish]

7/29/2011 5:13:15 PM

that's not true

everyone is a sinner

not sinning isn't the way to heaven

faith is

or something

7/29/2011 5:14:29 PM

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"that's not true everyone is a sinner not sinning isn't the way to heaven faith is or something"

You just agreed with what I said then summarized the fundamental lesson of Christianity.

Though technically if you died sinless (impossible) then you would not need to be saved. Hence why Christ was able to be Firstborn from among the dead. And is said to have conquered the power of sin and death.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2011 5:15:28 PM

oh, sorry, sometimes i think i'm not smart enough for Jesus

7/29/2011 5:16:54 PM

but sometimes i feel like i want to be saved

7/29/2011 5:21:07 PM

I like to watch

7/29/2011 5:22:51 PM

Dukie, she didn't change her AFSC (MOS) but she lost a stripe and the dude got kicked out (he already had fucked up in the past, they got married, she took him with her to Alaska, and I think they divorced 3 months later.

7/29/2011 5:23:33 PM

I TOO HAVE OPINIONS ON VARIOUS MATTERS

7/29/2011 5:23:38 PM

lawl at the airforce story. That's great.

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"to me it has more to do with sex maybe not being as special if you break a piece off to a lot of people."

punchmonk has a good point with this... I guess there's a lot of people who have one night stands, but most people I know like this would prefer to settledown with someone, they're just too horny. I guess it's a choice... :/

7/29/2011 5:28:04 PM

a lot of the girls who "put it out" there for everyone usually have someone they're in love with. Ironically, what they're doing with other guys is one of the reasons the guy they're in love with doesn't want them.

For example, I knew this one girl who told me she slept/dated with the roommate of the guy she was in love with so that she could be closer to him ( see him everyday, talk, whatnot...)


Some girls are delusional. Same applies to guys though.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:31 PM. Reason : x]

7/29/2011 5:31:18 PM

^^

...or haven't found anyone they want to settledown with yet, but don't want to be a 30 or 40-year old virgin while they wait.

or alternately, never find anyone to settle down with, in which case, who cares if all the sex they had along the way wasn't meaningful or special.

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/29/2011 5:33:57 PM

When I was in middle school my boyfriend and I were both in he youth group. We went to Texas for a mission trip once and he fingered me and I gave him a handy pretty much the whole bus ride. Under a blanket of course. I'm a little ashamed of that now.

7/29/2011 5:34:37 PM

yeah, some of (if not the) first boobs I saw were on a church youth group trip

7/29/2011 5:39:01 PM

who hasn't been plowed in the back of a van in a church parking lot?

7/29/2011 5:41:26 PM

who hasn't been plowed in the dumpster behind the church bus in the parking lot behind the Afghan church?

I thought this was part of RT? No? I knew that hot female PO was lying to me.

7/29/2011 5:47:08 PM

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"who hasn't been plowed"

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"I knew that hot female PO was lying to me."

So... you were plowed by a woman?

7/29/2011 5:51:13 PM

My friend who is christian and is now married to the girl of his dreams...




1) wants to kill himself.
2) doctors prescribed him antidepressants.
3) he hates life. he wants to be single again but he can't let his religion down or else he'll be forced to consider his whole life's faith a lie.
4) doesn't have sex with the girl he married (he doesn't like it)

7/29/2011 5:53:43 PM

Because designing you with an urge to fuck your brains out and then punish you if succumb to those urges is an act of a benevolent god.

Do you think that the almost uncontrollable urge to fuck is part of our god given free will?

If your will is influenced, does that still make it free?

7/29/2011 5:54:02 PM

^^^it's a rhetorical quetsion norbert

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : ^]

7/29/2011 5:59:47 PM

^^^ Should have found that out before marrying her

and/or

She should've gotten in more practice beforehand

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : if saving yourself for marriage works out for you, then good for you. i just think it's unnatural.]

7/29/2011 6:01:02 PM

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"Should have found that out before marrying her and/or She should've gotten in more practice beforehand"

against their religion.

7/29/2011 6:08:19 PM

practically speaking, i'm saying

7/29/2011 6:20:34 PM

7/29/2011 6:21:34 PM