[Edited on January 6, 2014 at 10:40 AM. Reason : ;]

1/6/2014 10:38:18 AM

^ how small is your dick?

1/6/2014 12:35:45 PM

1/6/2014 12:44:31 PM

1/7/2014 11:46:11 PM

i can finally post in this thread again.

2/10/2014 9:01:44 AM

Same here. Kept me up later than usual, but sure have more pep in my step today.

[Edited on February 10, 2014 at 9:09 AM. Reason : ]

2/10/2014 9:08:48 AM

no pep in my step, i am absolutely drained but in a good way. i have a feeling i'll be unconscious by 9pm tonight

2/10/2014 9:28:50 AM

I don't post much on here anymore....but holy shit

3/8/2014 4:33:19 PM

Oh. God.

3/19/2014 12:33:41 AM

fuck this thread ...should've posted a few months ago when I had the chance

3/19/2014 12:56:15 AM

So nobody ever has the occasional ho-hum regular everyday type of sex?

It's always the "OH MAH GOD BECKY LOOK AT THAT BUTT" level of coitus?

3/19/2014 1:02:41 AM

Don't get to see the lady friend very often so when I do, shit gets depraved. This weekend was 48 hours and 15 orgasms (9 for me, 6 for her). It is a record I am proud of and no amount of your inevitable mockery will diminish that.

3/19/2014 4:17:57 AM

With 2 kids, we don't make time for mediocre sex. We'd rather sleep. We don't bwn often, but when we do it is awesome.

3/19/2014 7:31:17 AM

YOU HAD BUTTHOLE SEX, DIDN'T YOU?!

3/19/2014 8:12:37 AM

Sex o'clock is the best time of the day

3/20/2014 2:15:54 PM

MOTHERFUCKING POST!

7/16/2014 9:28:51 PM

does Skwinkle know?

7/16/2014 9:36:16 PM

Who do you think was holding the video camera?

7/16/2014 9:51:51 PM

Is this thread exclusive to vaginal intercourse? Because, while I prefer the vaginal intercourse, I did receive an A+ ZJ last night.

7/17/2014 8:25:27 AM

A Zygomatic Job?

7/17/2014 8:40:45 AM

if you don't know what it means, you probably can't afford it.

7/17/2014 8:52:16 AM

I'm curious about this ZJ

7/17/2014 9:13:02 AM

$10

7/17/2014 9:31:03 AM

7/17/2014 9:32:21 AM

Where do I pay?

7/17/2014 9:58:43 AM

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7/17/2014 10:00:38 AM

O o . c=====8

7/19/2014 5:33:56 AM

Yes.

7/19/2014 1:59:50 PM

7/20/2014 1:33:44 PM

Describe it. Don't just put a simple icon there.

7/20/2014 1:45:44 PM

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7/20/2014 3:16:32 PM

7/20/2014 3:49:35 PM

7/20/2014 3:54:10 PM

7/21/2014 5:10:11 PM

Well, Saturday night.

7/22/2014 12:32:36 PM

^^^ What does that mean? You are not satisfied with what he's doing? lol

7/22/2014 12:48:15 PM

7/22/2014 12:50:43 PM

^^ it means you're being creepy and I'm leaving this thread.

7/22/2014 1:09:44 PM

7/22/2014 1:19:06 PM

7/22/2014 3:03:04 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/man-wife-spreadsheet-sex_n_5605670.html

7/23/2014 9:39:44 AM

bout time. time to reset dat dry spell clock

8/2/2014 12:26:26 PM

^You could try and do it with them again instead of this dry spell business.

8/2/2014 1:36:52 PM

that's the plan

nothin like someone who's DTF and isn't looking for anything serious *just yet*

8/2/2014 1:46:10 PM

8/3/2014 3:47:53 PM

8/3/2014 3:58:33 PM

That awesome inbetween state of fun drunk and not passed out yet is the best. A+++, would recommend

8/16/2014 12:44:55 AM

bmel you told me you were setting your alarm, not posting on tdub

8/16/2014 12:47:14 AM

^LOL

8/16/2014 4:03:10 PM