but he is my favorite contact

8/1/2011 1:38:20 PM

Loony bin time!

8/1/2011 1:40:10 PM

Haha...that is both awesome and hilarious!!

8/1/2011 1:42:16 PM

...he doesn't have a Facebook...but he is my best friend...

8/1/2011 1:42:38 PM

... he doesn't have Twitter, but I follow him....

8/1/2011 1:43:29 PM

Jesus bought a new blackberry.

What?

Jesus bought a new blackberry.

What?

8/1/2011 1:47:43 PM

i hate ignorant music

8/1/2011 1:51:03 PM

DMX lyrics ITT

8/1/2011 1:51:09 PM

jesus is on the wolf web so i hate him

8/1/2011 1:53:14 PM

Jesus doesn't have a lawnmower.

Oh wait, yes he does.

8/1/2011 1:53:22 PM

Jesus doesn't have LinkedIn...

...but I have a passion for internet marketing and professional networking. Internet marketing is a significant factor in helping people connect with their next opportunity offline. I have successfully proven this by building a hyper-local group on LinkedIn called Linking the Triangle. With over 12,000 members, I help those that need to get connected offline by creating the proper environment to meet...


[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM. Reason : [.][.]

8/1/2011 2:01:02 PM

^winner

8/1/2011 2:02:07 PM

^^spiritual capital, ftw

8/1/2011 2:05:18 PM

reminded me of Nirvana Unplugged "jesus don't want me for a sunbeam"

8/1/2011 3:21:15 PM

The Vaselines, shithead

8/1/2011 3:22:23 PM

oh fuck off i know who wrote the song
it's like when GNR covered Knockin' on Heaven's Door
no one hears Bob's voice when the songs title is brought up



[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2011 3:30:29 PM

Quote :

"...he doesn't have a Facebook...but he is my best friend... ... he doesn't have Twitter, but I follow him...."

Me gusta mucho!

8/1/2011 3:32:18 PM

Found it. This is cute for those who are interested.

http://www.ignitermedia.com/mini-movies/1923/Follow

8/1/2011 3:36:05 PM

i didn't really find it cute, more so entertaining

8/1/2011 3:45:36 PM

Apparently Jesus is on myspace, because it's no longer cool to know him.

And he loves the little children. all the children in the world.

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 3:51 PM. Reason : red and yellow, black and white]

8/1/2011 3:50:51 PM

does jesus have a poken?

8/1/2011 4:25:07 PM

what is going on up here?

8/1/2011 4:30:09 PM

I don't always die, but when I do, I come back in three days.

8/1/2011 4:32:02 PM

^ LOL

8/1/2011 4:35:48 PM

Kinky Freidman needs to work this up into a song.

8/8/2011 5:40:47 AM

Yea, but Jesus walked everywhere.

8/8/2011 9:59:07 AM