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"U.S.D.A. Recalls 36 Million Pounds of Turkey By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WASHINGTON (AP) — Meat giant Cargill is recalling 36 million pounds of ground turkey linked to a nationwide salmonella outbreak that has killed one person in California and sickened at least 76 others. Illnesses in the outbreak date back to March and have been reported in 26 states coast to coast. Cargill said Wednesday that it is recalling fresh and frozen ground turkey products produced at the company's Springdale, Ark., plant from Feb. 20 through Aug. 2 due to possible contamination from the strain of salmonella linked to the illnesses. Company officials said that all ground turkey production has been suspended at the plant until the company is able to determine the source of the outbreak. "Given our concern for what has happened, and our desire to do what is right for our consumers and customers, we are voluntarily removing our ground turkey products from the marketplace," said Steve Willardsen, president of Cargill's turkey processing business. The Minnesota-based company said it was initiating the recall after its own internal investigation, an Agriculture Department investigation and information about the illnesses released by the CDC this week. All of the packages recalled include the code "Est. P-963" on the label, according to Cargill. The packages were labeled with many different brands, including Cargill's Honeysuckle White. "

WHO THE FUCK DOES THE FDA THINK THEY ARE!?!?!?!? this is bullshit. Goverment should not be interfering with business, goddamn stinking commies!

8/3/2011 10:18:21 PM

ill fuck over your turkey of a mother

8/3/2011 10:20:07 PM

I think you need to chill out with this stuff, man. Just saying...

8/3/2011 10:20:12 PM

8/3/2011 10:21:55 PM

i hope pryderi ingests salmonella and dies

8/3/2011 10:24:49 PM

8/3/2011 10:26:17 PM

Government shouldn't be telling business how to run their business.

8/3/2011 10:26:20 PM

Virgilpryderi

8/3/2011 10:27:07 PM

thats bull crap, fuck id love to get freakin virgil's autograph

the fuckin place probably wasnt open yet, who the hell doesnt know who Virgil is

8/3/2011 10:28:58 PM

jhahahahahahahahahahah at the unicycle bike thingy

hahahahahahahahahahah

8/3/2011 10:29:10 PM

This mother fucker is so full of cum delivered by the long dick of big government that he can't see how fucking dumb this is. It's like, the cum entered his anus, filled up his internal body cavity, and then began spilling into his brain rendering all reasonable thought impossible.

You somehow see a recall of tainted turkey as a glorious wonderful thing our benevolent government is doing for us...but I just have one question


WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE GOVERNMENT WHEN 36 MILLION POUNDS OF MOTHER FUCKING TAINTED TURKEY WAS RELEASED OUT THE DOORS OF THE CARGILL PLANT....FOR FIVE FUCKING MONTHS

???

This is something to be celebrated? This is the kind of shit a fucking communist cunt bastard like yourself celebrates?



[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ok, three questions]

8/3/2011 11:00:09 PM

oh my someone's angry

8/3/2011 11:02:24 PM

Obvious troll is obvious.

8/3/2011 11:05:16 PM

8/3/2011 11:19:49 PM

^ lol

8/3/2011 11:32:14 PM

Quote :

"Bromance"

8/4/2011 12:04:29 AM

Chance's rant notwithstanding, I'm not sure I see where the gov't has done anything here. They aren't forcing a recall, at least not publicly. Seems to be a voluntary one by Cargill. So what's your point again, prydoucheri?

8/4/2011 12:13:58 AM

The point is that your cum dumpster faggotry and your fellow douche nozzle needs to get the fuck back in TSB.

8/4/2011 12:32:27 AM

8/4/2011 12:33:41 AM

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"the U.S. Department of Agriculture said an investigation "determined that there is a link between the Cargill ground turkey products and the illness outbreak." The recalled products have the number P-963 inside the USDA inspection mark. "This is, if not the largest, one of the largest class-one food recalls to happen in U.S. history," said William D. Marler, a Seattle attorney who specializes in food safety litigation. A class-one recall involves a health hazard that has a reasonable probability of causing health problems or death. Over the last six months, local and state health department authorities in 26 states have reported dozens of cases of people falling ill after eating ground turkey. Salmonella Heidelberg is resistant to many commonly prescribed antibiotics and is often difficult to treat. On Tuesday, California health officials "

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-fi-0804-turkey-recall-20110804,0,1439391.story

"Health officials"? "state health department authorities" and "U.S. Department of Agriculture said an investigation "determined that there is a link between the Cargill ground turkey products and the illness outbreak.""

That's big gumint interfering with the free market!! Who the hell do they think they are??? Government is supposed to supply us with an army to defend off socialist and commie bastards from invading our country and telling us not to eat tainted turkey!!

8/4/2011 1:02:49 AM

Sorry, this is now a dancing gif thread.

8/4/2011 1:08:35 AM

8/4/2011 1:15:37 AM

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" "Given our concern for what has happened, and our desire to do what is right for our consumers and customers, we are voluntarily removing our ground turkey products from the marketplace," said Steve Willardsen, president of Cargill's turkey processing business. "

8/4/2011 2:56:52 AM

This is one of the better threads I've read in a while. Classic Tdub

1) ironic counter-position of feigned conservativism to mask hipster lameness in OP

2) immediate rejection of premise by virtually every subsequent post

3) rampant accusations of trolling

4) cap it off with a bunch of original never-before-seen *.gifs including LMFAO and Futurama References


Good show, ladies and gents, good show.



By the way, fuck your turkey.

If you cook the meat this is not an issue. I wonder what retard tried to eat raw turkey meat, or at least not thoroughly cooked.

8/4/2011 3:35:24 AM

8/4/2011 1:13:04 PM

I hate that this is troll thread, I wouldn't mind discussing this

8/4/2011 7:27:52 PM

Shit like this is why I never buy pre-ground meat.

8/4/2011 7:33:21 PM

8/4/2011 7:38:17 PM

Government hates farmers so much they subsidize the shit out of them to do nothing.

8/4/2011 7:56:03 PM

8/4/2011 9:12:09 PM