So my 8 yr old gets written up in summer camp yesterday for drawing dicks in the sand. i'm not sure exactly what to think about that but it reminds me of this...

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"Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks. Evan: What? Seth: Draw pictures of dicks. Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick? Seth: Yes. Like a man dick. [while you see Seth when he was a kid] Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. Evan: That's fucked. Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. [you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one] Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca. Seth: Just listen. Okay? [you see the kid Seth in a classroom] Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden... Kid: Pussy! [walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca] Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Seth: Yeah. I know. [kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher] Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. [you see more of his dick drawings one by one] Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay. "

[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : /blog]

8/4/2011 10:27:55 AM

first

wat.

8/4/2011 11:14:30 AM

I do not understand the subject line at all, but tl;dr

8/4/2011 11:16:49 AM

I appreciated this OP.

8/4/2011 11:21:56 AM

they shouldn't have written your kid up. they should have beat his ass. the lack of corporal punishment is killing the america i love.

8/4/2011 11:22:15 AM

smack your kid dude

[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 11:24 AM. Reason : graffitiing the beach with penii]

8/4/2011 11:23:22 AM

holy shit sparky what is that from? there are fucking tears streaming down my face right now.

8/4/2011 11:35:54 AM

superbad

8/4/2011 11:36:27 AM

ahhahaah, i dont even remember that. then again i tend to not remember movie lines (or plots) no matter how funny they are.

8/4/2011 11:38:11 AM

Have you people not seen Superbad?

8/4/2011 11:57:02 AM

so yeah...my wife calls me hysterically after picking up Chandler from summer camp and tells me about how he got written up for drawing dicks in the sand and showing other kids to make them laugh. i'm thinking to myself, well i've done the same thing. shit, drawing dicks all over some ones face when they passed out drunk was a favorite past time of mine in college. i don't think it's really anything to be too worried about, but at the same time he's only 8. and where the fuck did he learn this shit from, not from me. when and where did he learn that drawing dicks is funny?

8/4/2011 1:03:05 PM

he saw superbad

he knows his stepdad is a freak beyond most freaks

why wouldn't he draw dicks?

8/4/2011 1:06:08 PM

Dicks are funny to males of all ages. The fact that he drew dicks should not be your concern. The important thing is whether he was showing them to other boys or girls.

8/4/2011 1:06:47 PM

^^^

I have also gotten in trouble for this at school.

In Kindergarten.

And I was at a catholic school.

Granted I wasn't compulsively doing it, I was basically doing what your kid was doing, getting laffs out of the other kids. I got a hell of a spanking for it when I got home.

8/4/2011 1:10:47 PM

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"he saw superbad"

you are probably right. i didn't think of this but I do have it in the DVD library. that little fucker probably took it one day and watched it.

^ thanks Bobby...that actually makes me feel better.

[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 3:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2011 3:16:01 PM

I don't see why it was that big of a deal. Tell him to stop drawing dicks in the sand and move on with your day at camp.

8/4/2011 3:26:12 PM

Is this how we conduct ourselves? In a democracy?

8/4/2011 3:27:22 PM

they're crazy about stuff like that

I got in so much trouble for calling a girl a slut at camp one year...I'll never forget it

I was like "what! she is"

8/4/2011 3:27:39 PM

Shoulda called her a sloot. Sloot sounds funny.

8/4/2011 3:28:19 PM

Quote :

"I don't see why it was that big of a deal. Tell him to stop drawing dicks in the sand and move on with your day at camp"

evidently its a big issue with the counselors at summer camp. they probably think Chandler is being sexually abused.

also, now he's known as the kid who draws dicks, which makes me the kid who draws dicks daddy. nobody wants to be the dad of the kid who draws dicks.

8/4/2011 3:33:05 PM

teach him to draw tits and he'll be much better off in the long run.

8/4/2011 3:36:48 PM

Tell him next time someone comes up and demands he not draw dicks, to tell them it is modern art.

8/4/2011 3:38:37 PM

A hockey buddy of mine has an 8 year old boy and an 11 year old girl. The kidsare at the table eating breakfast and the boy knocks on the bottom of the table... the girl asks what that was, and the boy replied "its my weiner" the girl freaks out and the dad is all because he thought it was funny. But he had to yell at him anyway

8/4/2011 3:43:24 PM

or teach him the pen 15 club, LAO club, and all the other hidden dick doodles that he'll eventually learn in the next 3 years.

8/4/2011 3:43:34 PM

tell me more about LAO

8/4/2011 3:45:04 PM

8/4/2011 3:49:25 PM

omg omg

love it

8/4/2011 3:52:24 PM

HAHAHA....didn't know about that one

8/4/2011 3:52:30 PM

I do not see the weiner

[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 3:55 PM. Reason : kids these days]

8/4/2011 3:54:06 PM

Oh shit I get it

8/4/2011 3:56:56 PM

LAO club is brand new to me. I will use it this weekend.

8/4/2011 4:08:46 PM

I, too, was previously unfamiliar with this LAO

L
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8/5/2011 12:15:45 AM

I first learned about LAO from a guy who looked like he was interested in striking that pose with another guy~♥

8/5/2011 12:19:11 AM

how could you forget the mandick scene???????

8/5/2011 12:22:13 AM

Yeah, there's no way. If you don't remember that scene, you haven't seen the movie, at least in its entirety.

8/5/2011 12:23:11 AM

I've forgotten most of the rest of the movie except mclovin and mandick

8/5/2011 12:25:56 AM

Yeah, I mean, that's like saying "Yeah, I don't remember that part of Silence Of the Lambs where the dude was dancing with his weiner tucked between his legs."

8/5/2011 12:35:10 AM

tucked cock looker

8/5/2011 12:54:15 AM

ITT some people forget what it was like to be a kid :-(

8/5/2011 1:19:46 AM

Only solution is to ban him from eating dick shaped foods...

8/5/2011 4:47:18 AM

hahaha....if he gets caught doing this again i'm going to tell him no more hotdogs and popsicles.

8/5/2011 8:41:02 AM

I, too, was previously unfamiliar with the LAO club.
That's great though XD
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yeah, you can't really type that one upside down.

[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 10:44 AM. Reason : I like how the guy accusing the other guy of being gay is named evan]

8/5/2011 10:43:31 AM

Sloot sounds funny.

8/5/2011 3:55:51 PM