We tend to get solicitors from time to time. We're not supposed to get any in our neighborhood.

I tend to not wear a shirt around the house, and will answer the door not wearing one and be wearing gym shorts.

Thoughts? Is that normal?

(ibt Answering the door shitless parody)

8/7/2011 5:10:44 PM

I don't even answer the door when friends randomly stop by. I NEED NOTICE, BITCHES.

8/7/2011 5:11:46 PM

Depends on what they're soliciting.



[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : I choose to go this avenue.....]

8/7/2011 5:14:22 PM

I answered the door wearing only a towel the other day and signed for all the comcast shit.

8/7/2011 5:22:06 PM

I don't see a problem with it. I always answer the door shirtless.

8/7/2011 5:30:11 PM

well that explains all the vomit on the front porch!

now, to solve the riddle of the back porch...

8/7/2011 5:32:48 PM

I wish I could do this

8/7/2011 5:36:18 PM

When someone I don't recognize knocks on my door, I just knock back until they go away.

8/7/2011 5:37:25 PM

I used to sneak up to the door and look out the peep hole and then decide if I wanted to answer or not. Now they can see me walking up or even sitting on the couch so I don't really have that option anymore.

8/7/2011 5:39:08 PM

Plus we don't really have a peep hole lol

8/7/2011 5:39:58 PM

Really? I guess I never really noticed since there are windows that surround the door. My old apartment has 2 peep holes. One for average height and one for midgets. I always used the midget one so they couldn't see they light change.













And yes, I know it isn't really for midgets....

8/7/2011 5:42:31 PM

lol Ernie

8/7/2011 5:43:36 PM

I now kinda want a stranger to knock so I can knock back

8/7/2011 5:46:07 PM

^^^
False. It has to be for midgets, how else can you explain it?

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 5:55 PM. Reason : ^]

8/7/2011 5:55:16 PM

8/7/2011 5:56:47 PM

I put one of these up when I knock on the door

8/7/2011 5:59:58 PM

I answered in my robe the other day. I think the dude was rather surprised

8/7/2011 6:20:32 PM

^I prefer to answer the door wearing only my wizard hat.

8/7/2011 6:23:30 PM

I answer the door with a noose.

8/7/2011 6:25:41 PM

8/7/2011 6:37:07 PM

Quote :

"^I prefer to answer the door wearing only my wizard hat."

har har har

8/7/2011 6:39:46 PM

ThePeter, can you guarantee that you will answer the door shirtless if I ever knock on it?

8/7/2011 7:54:27 PM

COME AT ME BRO

8/7/2011 8:05:11 PM

I ANSWER WITH A SHOTGUN

8/7/2011 8:22:42 PM

i only answer lacking clothes for the missionaries so they don't try to talk to me

8/7/2011 9:14:03 PM

Whats more "I just don't give a fuck?"

Wearing a shirt and underwear, but no pants

Under and pants, but no shirt



I think the shirt + drawers combo takes the white trash cake

8/7/2011 9:26:44 PM

Haha...I keep laughing at Ernie's post.

8/7/2011 9:31:53 PM

i answer shirtless probably 90% of the time unless i'm expecting someone

8/7/2011 11:09:07 PM

i prefer it when men open the door shirtless

8/7/2011 11:09:31 PM

even the fatties?

8/7/2011 11:16:34 PM

8/7/2011 11:23:33 PM

i got love fo da fatties too

8/7/2011 11:25:46 PM

ITT we learn that buxmbetty loves man tits

8/7/2011 11:27:30 PM

i hear she does

8/7/2011 11:28:45 PM