Haven't been there in a year. Had the bright idea to go last night. Either my memory of it is a lie as a decent place to see white trash, or this place has taken one step further towards the shot hole it's name describes.

8/20/2011 9:55:51 AM

That's just turrible. Time to go back to the goat I guess

8/20/2011 10:35:58 AM

there was a time when ugly monkey wasn't a den of shit?

[Edited on August 20, 2011 at 10:40 AM. Reason : you can get your dick sucked in the bathroom pretty easily though]

8/20/2011 10:40:23 AM

ugly Monkey did have a better crowd when it opened, but things change quickly in the world of bars/night life

8/20/2011 11:11:41 AM

the changing of owners didn't help their cause... I heard that was a big shifting point

8/20/2011 12:07:59 PM

I love going there to people watch

and get a few slushies before I hit wilmington st lol

8/20/2011 12:10:25 PM

Ugly Monkey is hilarious.

8/20/2011 7:03:54 PM

I had a bunch of fun there the couple times I went- I mean, you gotta accept it for what it is, but the service was good, drinks were cheap, and bar games are fun to me. The bouncers even took care of us when some hoodlums wanted to start some shit, and got them escorted out and bought us a round for having to deal with them. This was all under old management though

8/20/2011 7:07:17 PM

Ugly monkey is definitely where all the sketchy people hang, but the bartenders there make bank. I'm still undecided about how to categorize this place

8/21/2011 11:21:48 AM

coug central

8/21/2011 11:23:18 AM

Shit, I thought this thread was about BigMan157

8/21/2011 11:30:58 AM

it's a good place to go slut-watching

8/21/2011 5:46:08 PM

are there young sluts now? I might have to go

8/21/2011 6:00:37 PM

I went several months ago and there were some young sluts dancing on the bar in front of me.

I enjoyed that part of the experience

They were very very attractive.

8/21/2011 6:03:10 PM

they're definitely young

but not always so hot

theo lucked out!

8/21/2011 6:17:37 PM

the only time i went there i saw a chick's cooter come out of her thong while she was dancing on the bar. it was gross.

8/21/2011 6:58:38 PM

Hahahah

at least she wore a thong

one girl got up and I guess forgot she was rocking white cotton granny pannies....there was a stain

8/21/2011 7:01:05 PM

the only time i went there, a tiny black dude was humping a fat white girl in the corner by the pool tables. pretty sure coitus occurred

8/21/2011 7:43:25 PM