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While walking to my desk a woman talking on her phone goes, "If they were chocolate covered kittens it'd be one thing..."

8/25/2011 3:06:27 PM

walking from my neighbor's a couple weeks ago, i overheard maintenance in the utility room "no matter how many times we spray for 'em, ya know"
we had our fourth "annual" termite spray last july

8/25/2011 4:02:09 PM

Quote :

"If it weren't for my horse, I never would've spent that year in college."

8/25/2011 4:34:26 PM

Quote :

"Did he say why he kidnapped her?"

8/25/2011 4:45:00 PM

Overheard just now:

"I swim with the pepperoni it's good exercise."

8/26/2011 11:12:18 AM

YOU OVERHEAR A CONVERSATION THAT MAKES YOU GO CRACK
WOO HA! I GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK!

8/26/2011 11:28:02 AM