Since the new baby, my son has become extremely clingy. He was already affectionate, but now he's a freakin' lamprey. He sits practically under me on the sofa and leans all over me. It wouldn't be a big deal -- cute even, but he has these knobby little elbows that jab into my ribs the entire time.

He also did this with my $texas shaving cream for sensitive skin:

8/25/2011 10:07:54 PM

She kept running out around the neighborhood/surrounding yards so we put an electric collar on her...doing much better now

8/25/2011 10:10:05 PM

holy crap

8/25/2011 10:10:51 PM

Is anybody on TWW under 30?

8/25/2011 10:11:47 PM

me!!

8/25/2011 10:11:59 PM

ME!

8/25/2011 10:12:24 PM

close... to 30.

8/25/2011 10:12:35 PM

Me!

8/25/2011 10:13:36 PM

terrible picture

also you people are old

i am 23

8/25/2011 10:15:48 PM

I'm 24

8/25/2011 10:16:54 PM

can I include my dog since he acts like a child?


he ate two straps off this new toy I bought him the puked them up all over the floor

8/25/2011 10:17:10 PM

The shower was steamy, so the picture turned out foggy.


And sure! I'll allow pets!

8/25/2011 10:20:18 PM

i always thought bottombaby was a lesbo

8/25/2011 10:29:20 PM

I've been with my husband for nine years and we have two children together.

8/25/2011 10:30:57 PM

Oh yeh??


Well I had two kids with my penis and we've been together for 30 years.



+1up

8/25/2011 10:34:31 PM

Just responding the lesbo comment. Perception *isn't* everything.

8/25/2011 10:36:13 PM

sehr interessant

8/25/2011 10:36:28 PM

old people itt.

8/25/2011 10:39:15 PM

just wait smath.... just wait

8/25/2011 10:40:03 PM

i think i would die if my mother posted in a cesspool such as this when i was a youth

8/25/2011 10:41:10 PM

She meows constantly every night when we go to bed. I call it her meow patrol. As soon as we climb into bed it's MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW around the apartment for about 5 minutes until she settles down. Annoys the crap out of me

8/26/2011 9:14:37 AM

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"Since the new baby, my son has become extremely clingy. "

I would have taken that problem any day. Ours was a constant flight risk, always taking off and never looking back, blink and he was gone. Two sets of eyes were required at all times.

8/26/2011 9:18:48 AM

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"Since the new baby, my son has become extremely clingy. He was already affectionate, but now he's a freakin' lamprey."

8/26/2011 9:22:16 AM

If only there was a forum for topics such as this.


Oh right there is, Old School.

8/26/2011 9:24:23 AM

^^ hahaha yeah that scene was super awkward

8/26/2011 9:25:29 AM

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"She meows constantly every night when we go to bed. I call it her meow patrol. As soon as we climb into bed it's MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW around the apartment for about 5 minutes until she settles down. Annoys the crap out of me "

My Finley does this every morning around 6:30 for about 15 minutes. I think he's telling us to get our lazy asses out of bed.

8/26/2011 9:27:32 AM

breathe

8/26/2011 10:00:00 AM

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"If only there was a forum for topics such as this. Oh right there is, Old School."

as another TWWer with a kid, I agree.

These types of threads probably turn current students off from joining.

8/26/2011 2:44:34 PM

fucking breeders

8/26/2011 2:45:48 PM

stain my sheets and use up all my paper towels

8/26/2011 2:52:50 PM

^^^

although not everyone with a kid has access
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8/26/2011 3:15:59 PM

wtf is even going on in that gif? what is that from?

8/26/2011 3:17:43 PM

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"fucking breeders"

8/26/2011 3:26:49 PM

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"fucking breeders"

8/26/2011 3:54:15 PM

cry

8/26/2011 5:30:26 PM

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"wtf is even going on in that gif? what is that from? "

Game of Thrones. Watch it now.

8/26/2011 8:53:23 PM