Taking suggestions on what I should do with it.

So far I've come up with:

-Perform laser eye surgery
-Use it as golf club
-Remote for a new TV
-Break-in new home built PC (porno chamber)
-Some nice over/under blowjob action of heirloom quality.
-Perform sexual favors in exchange for Philadelphia Eagles season tickets.

[Edited on August 27, 2011 at 9:05 PM. Reason : f]

8/27/2011 9:05:15 PM

+1 for use it as a golf club

8/27/2011 9:07:00 PM

Jamz it 04 times.

8/27/2011 9:08:48 PM

8/27/2011 9:11:37 PM

this thread... she is everything to me

8/27/2011 10:27:30 PM

Seek a doctor immediately.

8/27/2011 10:30:16 PM

Lather it up with cake and ice cream

8/27/2011 10:36:56 PM

^Have you hacked my webcam?

8/27/2011 10:37:35 PM

^^Good idea. Power is still out in Carteret County and my icecream is all sloppy and primed for the job.

8/27/2011 11:21:59 PM

8/28/2011 12:49:31 PM

Quote :

"NO BONE ZONE"

8/28/2011 6:01:25 PM

Find an unexpecting woman.

[Edited on August 28, 2011 at 6:04 PM. Reason : (or an expecting woman, for that matter)]

8/28/2011 6:02:40 PM

Ride the bus and look creepily at all young women.

8/28/2011 6:32:58 PM

8/28/2011 7:30:03 PM

8/28/2011 7:31:16 PM

I keep getting these

and I'm getting sick of their attitude!

8/28/2011 9:05:49 PM

8/28/2011 11:00:26 PM

^^Shove it into something! That'll teach it!

8/29/2011 12:48:47 AM

1. Immediately take your pants off and scream "WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?" loudly. (especially if you're in a public place)
2. Grab the nearest inanimate object and appear to deeply contemplate its existence.
3. ????
4. Profit.

8/29/2011 1:13:26 AM

8/29/2011 2:20:39 AM