^

8/31/2011 1:45:18 PM

showmeyourprettyface or gtfo!

also HBD TWW user!

8/31/2011 1:46:20 PM

find her profile on gawker if you want to see her face

she posts there more than she posts here now

or, its just where she got her picture from on here

8/31/2011 1:46:57 PM

hfbd fellow nkotb fan

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 1:50 PM. Reason : x]

8/31/2011 1:49:53 PM

pshoes be creepin'

8/31/2011 1:50:55 PM

hbd

picture caught my eye as being familiar one day.

'tis all

8/31/2011 1:54:38 PM

The pilgrimshoes I know would've posted the pic, or at least linked the profile

Getting soft in your old age

8/31/2011 1:55:47 PM

i, too, know the location of a face picture, but if she's gonna FDF ill let her do it on her own accord

8/31/2011 1:56:55 PM

happy birthday!

8/31/2011 3:20:55 PM

Why THANK YOU MR. DWEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, you're privi with that shit...only a handful on here get to experience the wonder of it all

And to you Tarun xxxooo

Pilgrim...? I post on Deadspin but barely...and my profile pic isn't much to go on...where be this gawker profile pic? OMG there's an imposter!

LOL Slave...even though I missed this last tour But thank you)

OMGEMCE!

8/31/2011 4:53:29 PM

happy birthday!!



Do you get to increase your two cents now?

8/31/2011 4:54:47 PM

yeah it was deadspin.

i generally call them all gawker since it's the same thing/company.

8/31/2011 4:54:52 PM

i should have made this thread
bad friend is bad

but you know i lurve you and hope you have a blast on your birthday

8/31/2011 5:09:01 PM

i'll give you your present on the 7th

8/31/2011 6:03:07 PM

Fucking take some more god damn pics of your legs or fuck off

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

8/31/2011 6:03:56 PM

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/lauren-joffe/8/582/540

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 6:41 PM. Reason : lol, she works for her dad]

8/31/2011 6:39:51 PM

^^^^^ True...but I feel like being a starred DS member is something most cool people strive for and so, I am most proud.

^^^^NEVAH a bad friend....xoxoxoxo

^^^Yeah you better

^^Astral! How I've missed you

^LOL

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ]

8/31/2011 6:40:02 PM

dont get it wrong

i find it impressive and amusing

8/31/2011 6:43:28 PM

holy FUCK your company is evil

8/31/2011 6:44:06 PM

^^^LOL...not quite

^^ty

^if you knew what it really did and what it's used for you'd understand that it's actually not

8/31/2011 6:45:38 PM

8/31/2011 6:46:15 PM

a series of bullshit short term freelance jobs and a fake "boutique marketing company"

and now you work for your dad's company that helps law enforcement violate people's civil liberties

redefining success

8/31/2011 6:51:54 PM

hbd

8/31/2011 7:21:58 PM

hdb fdf

(though i seen that shit anyway)

8/31/2011 7:29:51 PM

hbd from rolfpack.

8/31/2011 7:31:02 PM

hope yer birthday isn't a blur

8/31/2011 7:32:20 PM

^^^^^Um....that bullshit marketing company has paid my bills for the last few years. And just fyi, I don't list everything there for specific privacy reasons.

And as for my company, my dad is an investor...he has full time employment at totally separate large public company. I happen to have known the guy whose company it is for 12 years, he actually asked my dad if I was available and he said he should find someone else because he wasn't sure I'd be able to handle it, person did anyway based on my abilities and experience.

As for what evil things my company does...you have no clue, but glad to see you can read wired news articles. I can now say with certainty that you have no idea about the security industry.

8/31/2011 7:36:36 PM

so, basically, you gave him one hell of a blow job and he hired you

8/31/2011 7:38:29 PM

^yeah, um...no.

8/31/2011 7:40:18 PM

I'm a businessman now.

8/31/2011 7:42:21 PM

Quote :

"Rodney Joffe, Chairman, Packet Forensics"

8/31/2011 8:03:49 PM

I know what he does. I don't give a shit what it says, he's not my boss, he didn't give me the job and he has a full time position elsewhere.

8/31/2011 9:37:53 PM

Umad.

You need a hug or something?

8/31/2011 9:39:13 PM

ive wondered

is it pronounced Joffe like Hoff or Joffe like Jovi?



[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : or Joffe like Loaf or Joffe like Hoffa]

8/31/2011 9:42:16 PM

Or joffe like Hoff.E

8/31/2011 9:43:12 PM

so Joffe like Rafi

8/31/2011 9:44:16 PM

^^not mad, just not gonna argue with someone who's as ignorant as he is when it's regarding my job.

^You just NOW wonder bout that? Go watch 'Coming to America'...He's the king Also...pronounced like coffee

8/31/2011 9:45:07 PM

ive just been assuming it rhymed with Hoff

but decided the time has come to clarify

8/31/2011 9:46:20 PM

well there ya go...: Lauren Pourin the Coffee Joffe

8/31/2011 9:47:10 PM

and is it "my two cents" or "mite woah cents"

8/31/2011 9:48:42 PM

it's more like 'myT(ee) wo (like as in a 'wok') kents'

8/31/2011 10:18:16 PM

happy birthday blurface!

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 10:20 PM. Reason : i mean well with this post ]

8/31/2011 10:20:14 PM

^

8/31/2011 10:22:33 PM

8/31/2011 10:25:53 PM

Happy birthday, sweet southwestern girl!

8/31/2011 10:26:55 PM

^^Yay!

^

8/31/2011 10:37:01 PM

OH OH OH!! Happy Birthday!!!

8/31/2011 10:48:56 PM