and then ROT-13 encrypted, after having first been ROT-13 encrypted and then compressed with BZip2

DycbBGSOJFMGJEJ/iJ8NNPIrNNNDLVNtNQs1/mNtNXyRGN1GlH0Z1TMOdsdVuCEcuR9EyLZmkfsr55qCt5ChPFBN8xGlvgQLTuHx40eLy79Aj+raMNgH7fXolg5FeH8e3M51KVDAamnqLhMRS4ChAk2AYDtgSk+XVHcYO8iA974rOd6nhq4fxcLcx6Or1hQiQZxdSmbj904lOEVptgeHAbxSRKAaNR26TomBW7X8TJhypEZlIPCoabh5VcjbFNes3erN

9/3/2011 1:50:42 AM

****SPOIL ALERT****


having spent hours on this, your encrypted text decodes into:

Quote :

"This post has been Base64 encoded"

9/3/2011 1:53:27 AM

^noap

9/3/2011 1:54:31 AM

having spent days on a proper response, I have concluded that I don't care about said Base64 encoded post.

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 1:57 AM. Reason : ]

9/3/2011 1:57:13 AM

Quote :

"no thread left behind"

9/3/2011 2:24:16 AM

what a fucking waste of life. i don't care if this had a point or not, do everybody a favor and kill yourself

9/3/2011 2:39:25 AM

yeah I kinda don't like you anymore lewisje

9/3/2011 2:50:15 AM

^ hahahaha

9/3/2011 2:51:03 AM

All Your Base64 are belong to us.

9/3/2011 3:32:57 AM

the code word is "pizza"

9/3/2011 3:43:46 AM

apparently lewisje works for wikileaks

9/3/2011 7:37:45 AM

New England Clam Chowder

9/3/2011 7:57:47 AM

ok ok ok this is the original message

ONE LAST THING BEFORE I QUIT
I NEVER WANTED ANY MORE THAN
I COULD FIT INTO MY HEAD
I STILL REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE
WORD YOU SAID AND ALL THE SHIT
THAT SOMEHOW CAME ALONG WITH IT
STILL THERE'S ONE THING THAT COMFORTS ME
SINCE I WAS ALWAYS CAGED AND NOW I'M FREE!!1!

9/3/2011 1:52:11 PM

No, it was pizza. you just lie... something something... cake

9/3/2011 7:43:47 PM

k here's an idea

do the rot13 encoding on all of your suggestions, safe them as txt files, then bzip2 compress them, base64 encode them, rot13 encode them, and compare them with that long string in my first post

they won't match, not even close

but you could have figured out what I had originally typed already, because all of my steps are reversible; I mean I could instead have made a SHA-512 HMAC with the secret key "cake" and then you couldn't have found shit

btw this is the aforementioned HMAC

4299d589d2598f290e8bccf8b0b40638ae4a49ef19fd9dea8462a4fb447d98256654be6f30ec34ef63f02a54a94d1d1168839972eb94e965b2371546127c1a91

9/3/2011 9:42:45 PM

Not a single fuck was given.

9/3/2011 9:46:32 PM

Quote :

"safe them as txt file"

.

Quote :

"i_pad"

9/3/2011 9:48:48 PM

are you expecting this to get you laid?

9/3/2011 10:35:45 PM

^^opps

^noap

9/4/2011 8:33:25 AM