I read an article yesterday that said TROPICAL STORM ABOUT TO HIT LA

I've been telling everyone that a tropical storm was about to hit Los Angeles.
They were like "Really?!"
I was like "Yeah!! Isn't that crazy, first the east coast gets earthquakes and the west coast gets hurricanes?!?"


Then this morning I wake up and I read that it's hitting Louisiana, and not Los Angeles.


FML

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 1:51 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2011 1:51:06 PM

Ibt classixmixup, genius reference

9/3/2011 1:55:23 PM

I doubt this will come as a surprise to anyone that knows you

9/3/2011 1:56:21 PM

Lol...


There was a commercial for Selena Gomez's new song.


I've been singing "I wanna love you like I love some baby"


but the real lyrics are "I wanna love you like a love song baby"



lol god she's hot: http://youtu.be/EgT_us6AsDg

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 2:26 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2011 2:24:27 PM

she's twelve, you dirty old man. go make a dough roll and slam your dick into it

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 3:03 PM. Reason : fuck it, that's rebecca black. i don't give a fuck]

9/3/2011 3:03:09 PM