AND SHE HAS A FUCKED UP NOSE

I AM HIDING YOUR UGLY BABY ON FACEBOOK

i feel so much better getting that off my chest

9/3/2011 11:39:35 PM

white people have the weirdest looking babies

9/3/2011 11:40:31 PM

i used to be able to hide a friend completely from the home screen news feed, but now you can only hide that one post or report spam

how can i hide a friend completely again

9/3/2011 11:40:33 PM

if i could hide her fucked up baby without hiding her i would

BUT IT'S NOT

DEAL WITH IT

9/3/2011 11:41:29 PM

what

9/3/2011 11:44:16 PM

just say fuck the book of faces and be done with it

9/3/2011 11:49:10 PM

nah son nah, that would be throwing the baby out with the bathwater, nahmean

9/3/2011 11:51:23 PM

Quote :

"how can i hide a friend completely again"

You unfriend them now...

9/4/2011 12:13:26 AM

Quote :

"i used to be able to hide a friend completely from the home screen news feed"

now you click "Hide this post" on one of the annoying bitch's posts and then i think it asks you if you also want to hide all by that annoying bitch

9/4/2011 12:16:28 AM

I'm getting pretty sick of all the redneck bitches on my list having kids

so I just delete them, cause I never talk to them anyway and I don't fucking know them

just because we went to high school together doesn't make us friends

9/4/2011 12:31:31 AM

nice that worked ^^

9/4/2011 12:39:03 AM

i just think babies in general look kind of weird, for a few months anyway. i'll probably feel differently about mine if i ever squirt one out. or buy one at the store. whatever.

9/4/2011 1:59:35 AM

babies are pretty awful

9/4/2011 2:00:27 AM

^Depends on how you cook them.





inb4 shitstorm

9/4/2011 2:01:32 AM

if they were too far apart, it would probably mean it had Downs. too close together could mean inbreeding.

the only difference is that one isn't cognizant that it's jerking off about its sister and one is.



[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 3:30 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2011 3:28:26 AM

Eyes close together is normally a sign of being a predator, further apart is prey

You got a killer, son

9/4/2011 7:47:01 AM