A friend of mine just posted this on facebook. I thought some of you would get a kick out of it.

http://www.happyplace.com/9907/david-thorne-makes-co-workers-life-a-living-hell

9/6/2011 11:24:02 PM

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9/6/2011 11:25:09 PM

9/6/2011 11:29:50 PM

Simon Dempsey
Horse Whisperer

9/6/2011 11:42:21 PM

its funny they were all received

9/6/2011 11:54:51 PM

9/7/2011 12:00:45 AM

9/7/2011 12:02:25 AM

I don't know, I have to call bullshit. All of the stuff is comic gold, which leads me to believe this was fabricated. It's too well documented... the photoshops are too good... it's too perfect.

9/7/2011 12:06:59 AM

it's not like it's a secret that these aren't real.

9/7/2011 12:17:41 AM

Who cares if it is real, it has no bearing on you. If it made you laugh, then mission accomplished.

9/7/2011 12:18:11 AM

too funny even if it is fake...i am rolling.

9/7/2011 12:24:23 AM

Does this mean i cant enjoy anything but documentaries/exposes?

9/7/2011 12:29:16 AM

no, it means don't waste your time trying to logic your way through whether it's real or not.

9/7/2011 12:37:57 AM

SUPERTROOPERS IS REAL, K?

9/7/2011 12:39:19 AM

what the fuck are you talking about?

9/7/2011 12:40:39 AM

Alright, meow

9/7/2011 12:56:31 AM

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"Who cares if it is real, it has no bearing on you. If it made you laugh, then mission accomplished."

I don't like when people try to pass something off as real when it's fake.


It's the whole reason why the world is fucked up with different religions.

9/7/2011 3:47:06 AM

I remember thinking David Thorne's shenanigans were funny until I found out that he fabricates them all.

9/7/2011 7:46:03 AM

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

9/7/2011 8:09:17 AM

If he's legit he's a middle aged man who has no worth and must mess with people
if he's not legit he's still a middle aged man who has no worth and has to look like he messes with people.

He's old.

9/7/2011 8:33:51 AM

it would piss me off were it true because he should (and would) be fired in the real world

but of course it's not real...i didn't think for a second that it was

9/7/2011 8:35:03 AM

^^^

I was going to post that too -- dude's got a book about all this stuff out too...claims to be legit

9/7/2011 9:24:44 AM

none of this stuff is as good as the spider pic he emailed as payment

9/7/2011 9:53:38 AM

I think this one is my favorite.

9/7/2011 10:00:04 AM

I bought his book earlier this year. It's great coffee table material. I highly doubt every piece he writes is completely fabricated and you could go so far as to say 99% of them have at least some baseline of truth. If he came out and said "Everything is a lie" then imo it's even more impressive. Like the photoshopped advert he did for the snowboard shop that fucked him over on waterproof gloves.

"MISSING MISSY"

9/7/2011 10:18:24 AM

Oh my gosh I'm crying over here.

9/7/2011 10:22:00 AM

I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Jim Halpert had the greatest office pranks of all time. Of All Time!

9/7/2011 11:49:22 AM

hahahahaha....real or not they are freaking funny.

if real he has committed a few federal offenses, even though the tshirt one made me laugh the most.

9/7/2011 12:04:35 PM

its like Jim and Dwight from The Office IRL

9/7/2011 12:10:58 PM

i LOVE this one

this explains the hate he has for Simon

anyone who has a nickleback poster deserves this lol

9/7/2011 12:17:10 PM

YES! I was about to post that, gunzz! So hilarious!

9/7/2011 12:21:03 PM

So I used to work third shift in a clean room that had several different labs. There was this guy I worked with who was a real stick in the mud so one night I decided to fuck with him. We all had stamps that we used to stamp off steps on a router and there were ink pads in all the labs. I had a friend distract the dude and rubbed an ink pad all over his lab phone earpiece. When the phone was super inked I went to another lab and called his lab. Obviously he got ink on the side of his head and ear but to really make it bad I just kept calling and pretended to need help with stupid shit. The whole side of his head and his entire ear ended up black and nobody said a word all night until first shift showed up.

11/22/2011 11:20:22 PM

we did this very thing to the intern. also, put the fart fan duct right in the drop ceiling of a guys office.

soap in drawer handles. made it to where stuff falls out of someones cabinet when they open it.

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11/22/2011 11:37:21 PM

i think david thorne is my new hero

11/23/2011 12:00:12 AM

We also used to use this bad ass super glue to glue peoples clean room shoes to their lockers and or glue their lockers shut. That fucking glue was hardcore. I saw a maintenance dude trying to chisel some shoes off the bottom of a locker with a hammer and screwdriver. He ruined the metal on the locker and the shoes and the locker was no longer available for use.

11/23/2011 1:24:49 AM

Damaging company property is a bit too far...

11/23/2011 1:32:50 AM

Whatever, that shit was funny. We had some kind of primer that was bright pink and we would paint peoples white clean room shoes pink and they would have to wear them until the stock room opened up on first shift.

11/23/2011 1:43:58 AM

Pranks are for people with low self esteem

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

11/23/2011 1:47:34 AM

http://27bslash6.com/missy.html

I remember laughing so hard at this.

11/23/2011 1:58:30 AM

Quote :

"Pranks are for people with low self esteem"

Pranks are fun as long as nobody gets hurt or gets their feelings hurt. I've personally never hurt anybody with a prank and all the pranks I've pulled have made the prankee laugh at themselves.

11/23/2011 2:30:07 AM

Hilarious. Trying not to laugh out loud because everyone else in the house is asleep.

11/23/2011 2:46:23 AM

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"my title was changed from Graphic Designer to Horse Whisperer...."

11/23/2011 4:13:01 AM

Through another series of pranks, a co-worker of mine borrowed a set of keys from my car, made a copy, and returned them unnoticed.

He then saved up styrofoam peanuts for 2 years. When he was satisfied with the amount he saved, he used the copied key to fill up my car with peanuts while I was gone to lunch...

11/23/2011 9:51:30 AM

That's dedication!

11/23/2011 10:29:15 AM

that would've sucked if you got a new car after =(365*2)-1 days.

a lot of wasted time

11/23/2011 10:30:08 AM

^^ Yes - I did applaud his dedication. Shows a true friend if you ask me.

^ Yea - but since we talked a lot - he would have known if I was thinking of getting a new car. If I were about to get a new car, I think it'd have just made him pull the prank a bit sooner. Then again - he may have just saved longer and filled up my new car just the same...

11/23/2011 10:57:27 AM

It's always funny when people leave their e-mail open on your computer and you send out something crazy to all your co-workers.

11/23/2011 4:56:28 PM

so what you're saying is, you're that guy everyone hates working with?

11/23/2011 5:04:32 PM

Not at all what I'm saying or am I?

11/23/2011 5:06:25 PM