http://www.aol.com/2011/09/13/eel-swims-up-mans-penis_n_960865.html

9/14/2011 12:54:16 PM

I had a dream once that a baby alligator swam up my pee hole. It hurt like hell because I could feel him thrashing around in my bladder.

When I woke up it turned out that I just really had to pee.

9/14/2011 12:56:46 PM

heard this on 96 rock this morn


(yes i listen to the radio cause i killed my car's cd changer :-( )

9/14/2011 12:57:43 PM

Quote :

"Zhang Nan, of China, was bathing with live eels in order to cleanse his skin when things went horribly wrong."

I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM, GUYS.

9/14/2011 1:09:09 PM

Quote :

"Cleanse His Skin"

9/14/2011 2:07:39 PM

What a gay eel. Unless it was female. Then it is acceptable.

9/14/2011 2:10:51 PM

I think my dick just knotted a bit

9/15/2011 12:12:26 AM

My Skeptic Sense is tingling.

9/15/2011 12:26:35 AM

I guess that's better than having a candiru lodge itself in your weiner.

9/15/2011 12:28:52 AM

Pics or it didn't happen guize.

9/15/2011 12:30:59 AM