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im talking about heating a bent paperclip with a lighter and cooking a wart at my desk.

i hope my coworkers know this popcorn smell is actually my crisped flesh.

its actually not that unpleasant (for me at least). its far more effective/cheap/simple compared to going to a dermatologist.

this thread could change your life.

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : -]

9/20/2011 3:57:10 PM

I'm pretty sure those freeze off wart remover things work

9/20/2011 3:58:30 PM

yeah they do but theyre also 25-30 goddamn dollars.

this is a lighter and a paperclip.

those freeze things hurt like a motherfucker compared to this- you just have to be careful.

...like not to burn good skin. all wart products only work through triggering an immune response anyway.

burns are burns regardless of heat/cold.

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : -]

9/20/2011 3:59:56 PM

...... Glad I'm still covered under my parent's health insurance.

9/20/2011 4:02:03 PM

I have the weirdest boner right now.

9/20/2011 4:02:35 PM

I'm glad I don't mind paying the $30 co-pay go to see my dermatologist for something like this...

9/20/2011 4:04:52 PM

well parents health insurance is all well and good.

but you still have to travel to the doctor, wait, get hurt, possibly not be treated even after all the inconvenience.

i promise this is the best.

yes i get boners sometimes doing it.

(and for the love of god if you go to a dermatologist DO NOT let them put Cantharidin on you)

shit is a poisonous extract from the blister beetle that will fuck you all to hell.

9/20/2011 4:05:40 PM

look man

it ain't the middle ages

you dont have to be doing this shit

especially not at work

9/20/2011 4:11:01 PM

why not? im cheap and have my own office.

plus it works better than everything else ive tried.

im just spreading the good word.

9/20/2011 4:18:46 PM

it's on your dick isnt it

9/20/2011 4:20:00 PM

I'm never going to be able to smell popcorn again w/o thinking of this thread

9/20/2011 4:21:08 PM

you should find somebody who also gets boners while doing that to someone

9/20/2011 4:23:25 PM

its not on my dick, but even if it was, this is the way to handle it son.

im glad ive ruined popcorn for you; i hate it and it's the devil.

9/20/2011 4:36:40 PM

Pics?

9/20/2011 4:41:19 PM

of what? a flaming wart?

a small cloud of smoke as a brand myself with a miniature poker?

9/20/2011 5:43:55 PM