Murse, or manpurse ... not a satchel

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9/22/2011 10:18:57 AM

9/22/2011 10:20:02 AM

manpurse

not

9/22/2011 10:20:08 AM

i'm gonna have to go with not

9/22/2011 10:20:38 AM

Admit it you aren't attracted to masculinity

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9/22/2011 10:20:50 AM

Was at a wine bar last night and got hit on by a man with a murse. Was thrown off because the look does not seem particularly hetero. Perhaps he needed extra storage space for his monies?

9/22/2011 10:23:10 AM

last time i checked, a debit/credit card still fits inside a wallet. so obviously he must have been stashing his chloroform in it. RUN AWAY LUCY RUN AWAAAAAAAAY

9/22/2011 10:26:41 AM

no. shits gay

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 10:29 AM. Reason : rgq]

9/22/2011 10:28:43 AM

Jerry Seinfeld: Your back hurts because of your wallet. It's huge.
George Costanza: This isn't just my wallet. It's an organizer, a memory and an old friend.
Jerry Seinfeld: Well, your friend is morbidly obese.
George Costanza: Well, at least I don't carry a purse.
Jerry Seinfeld: It's not a purse, it's European.

9/22/2011 10:29:08 AM

I still don't see the need for one of these

I don't feel the need to carry that much stuff when I'm dressed up

besides, suits have pockets

9/22/2011 10:33:38 AM

What if you have a Zack Morris phone? Then it might make sense to carry a European Manbag.

9/22/2011 10:35:41 AM

I guess if you had some sort of emergency medical supplies you had to have with you at all times. I can't think of any other good reason to have one.

9/22/2011 10:36:51 AM

Like a crackpipe?

9/22/2011 10:37:26 AM

well, maybe

but i leave that one at home

9/22/2011 10:37:38 AM

get out of my head!

9/22/2011 10:38:29 AM

for a second I thought you had misspelled

9/22/2011 10:40:07 AM

Maybe its a good conversation starter, to get your foot in the door. eg.

Bar Slut: OMG is that a purse?

Purse Guy: Its all the rage in Europe

Bar slut: like mullets and atheism? why would you want to be like that?

Purse Guy: well, I guess I'm just so vapid that I'll subscribe to anything that the media sells me as edgy and hip, and I'm clearly redefining gender roles by carrying this ungodly expensive leather hide and that's supposed to make me more attractive to you.

Bar Slut: Please impregnate me now

9/22/2011 10:46:47 AM

if you see azns around casinos carrying murses

they're filled with knots

you should take them

i cannot tell you how many louis vitton male toiletries bags ive seen carried around in vegas and ac with upwards of half a mill cash.

9/22/2011 10:48:38 AM

^ Note to self: look for Mr. Chow in Vegas

9/22/2011 10:51:32 AM

Quote :

"Was at a wine bar last night and got hit on by a man with a murse."

Was he Asian?

9/22/2011 10:52:35 AM

casinos are a haven for money laundering.

you can find mules bringing cash wads in, turning them into chips, and others cashing them in.

you can make easy cash doing so, if one is so inclined.

the 10k limit around filing paperwork is skirted as a norm, and is often overloooked by most casinos in order to get the action and preference of the people involved.

more than once i've been at a $20/40 or $30/60 poker table, and an azn guy sits down with a murse full of 10k stacks. passes a stack to each player, everyone peels off a hundo, goes and gets 9,900 in chips, gives chips to the guy, he takes the chips, goes and chips up to larger denomination chips, stores in the private boxes, or cashes out in increments in different bills.

hustles goin' hustle.

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 10:56 AM. Reason : e]

9/22/2011 10:55:42 AM

Maybe he had his 3DS in there, and a bunch of games. Maybe some of them were 2 player. Maybe he's lonely.

9/22/2011 11:14:55 AM

^^

9/22/2011 12:07:42 PM

castanza wallet>murse

9/22/2011 12:44:10 PM

No . . god and the way he's holding it, it's like a clutch

9/22/2011 1:05:22 PM

This guy did have a clutch ... not a nice satchel

9/22/2011 1:15:05 PM

9/22/2011 1:31:24 PM

maybe if you're carrying a laptop

9/22/2011 1:36:39 PM

Hahahaha I, too, thought of Mr. Chow

9/22/2011 1:37:40 PM

^^that would be one tiny laptop to hold in a clutch/purse

shit's gay

9/22/2011 1:39:55 PM

male nurse

9/22/2011 1:43:00 PM

MRSA Virus

9/22/2011 1:44:11 PM

I'd be more inclined to wear a money belt if I were carrying that much cash

9/22/2011 1:48:04 PM