IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

9/23/2011 10:04:49 PM

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

9/23/2011 10:06:32 PM

and this couldn't go in the thread for stupid status updates because?

9/23/2011 10:07:27 PM

had no idea there was one

9/23/2011 10:09:30 PM

"THE NEWS"

9/23/2011 10:11:21 PM

this is the new stupid facebook trends thread, to deal with the ever evolving, complex enigma that is facebook

9/23/2011 10:13:23 PM

Huey lewis?

9/23/2011 10:47:45 PM

This troll makes me laff.

9/24/2011 12:08:02 PM

This is how I determine who to delete on Facebook.

Natural Selection, if you will.

9/25/2011 1:54:23 AM

I just marked my FB for deletion. Fourteen days, until I'm off the grid.

9/25/2011 1:58:14 AM

THEY EVEN HAD IT ON THE INTERNET!

(That ones for you, dweedle)

9/25/2011 2:50:15 AM

??d ?ou op no? ?i p?????p ?q ??i? ?uno??? ?no? ?ou ?i 'uo ???ss?? si?? ss?d ?s???d ?no? ?o? ???? ?q ??i? ?ooq???? pu? ?n?q u?n? ??i? uo?i ?no? ???? ?no? uo si?? ?do? no? ?i ?s??u??? ??i?o?d ??u ??? o? ?np ?ui????? ????s ??i? ?ooq???? ?s??u ??? uo u??? s?? ?i ???i?i??o si ?i

9/25/2011 3:02:54 AM

what gets me is thinking about how this originated. most of the times bullshit originates so someone can make money off of it or for a cause but this was just some ass sitting there making stuff up for no reason or personal gain whatsoever. the thought of them thinking "lets makie ti more legit by saying it was on the news" makes me lol even harder. It was an epic troll.

9/25/2011 4:07:45 AM

but maybe it really was on someone's bumfuck local news and it snowballed

9/25/2011 4:18:47 AM

Obviously it was a concentrated troll attempt. Quite well done.

9/25/2011 3:15:31 PM

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU

9/25/2011 5:20:25 PM

Mine seems to take at least 2 hrs when the battery is at 10% or less

9/25/2011 5:24:58 PM

IT'S OFFICIAL I'M RETARDED

9/25/2011 6:07:20 PM

I mailed off my $9.99 to Facebook HQ this morning.

9/25/2011 6:10:50 PM

sigh... remember when facebook was only for college kids.

i mean, there were still a lot of stupid people, but not as a lot...

9/25/2011 6:13:15 PM

Facebook JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

[Edited on September 25, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : i got a groupon for gold membership with turbo newsfeed added]

9/25/2011 11:02:55 PM

I'm dumbfounded at the number of idiots I'm friends with

[Edited on September 25, 2011 at 11:06 PM. Reason : .]

9/25/2011 11:06:02 PM

Facebook GRID only the price of membership. $ 9.99 per month for services for members of the gold, $ 6.99 per month for service members money, $ 3.99 per month for services for members of the Age of bronze, for free, if you copy and paste this message at midnight. When you sign up tomorrow, you will be asked PAYMENT INFORMATION ... It's official, the news is. Facebook launches because the changes a new profile to load. If you copy the icon on the blue wall and Facebook are free for you. Take this message to a single account will be deleted when you

9/25/2011 11:11:07 PM

my unfriend count today is at 3.

9/25/2011 11:27:23 PM

Oh that is interesting

9/26/2011 2:40:34 PM

I paid the $9.99 for gold member services. Now all my friends and everyone else who isn't gold yet can only see this on my profile:





Everyone else needs to hurry up and upgrade.

9/26/2011 2:46:41 PM

Lol. I'm tempted to post that

9/26/2011 3:18:08 PM

I've only had to defriend one person so far.

9/26/2011 3:31:40 PM

lol ... i just posted that on to my profile ... see if anyone takes the bait

9/26/2011 3:39:00 PM

Quote :

"Hey folks. Facebook is gonna charge you. Copying and pasting won't work. They already have your credit card information and you do not have a choice to opt out of paying for this service. They have made it impossible to deactivate your account, so pay up. It's about time. You freeloaders really had it coming. If you don't have a credit card, Mark Zuckerburg will come to your house tomorrow to collect his goddamn money. He is CLEARLY broke and needs to start generating revenue for this dilapidated free service so it can become better."

9/26/2011 3:40:42 PM

I've been seeing that, "If you don't choose blah blah option you can see all the comments I make and I don't want you seeing that shit blah blah blah." comment a lot. Tempted to reply back, "NO "



lol just posted this on my wall. Let's see how many take the bait

Found that stupid message:

Quote :

"Please do me a favor and move your mouse over my name here, wait for the box to load and then move your mouse over the "Subscribe" link. Then uncheck the "Comments and Likes"--from the list under subscribe. I would rather that my comments on friends and families posts not be made public, Thank You! Then re-post this if you don't want your every single move posted on the right side in the "Ticker Box" for everyone to see!"

[Edited on September 26, 2011 at 3:50 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2011 3:47:41 PM

Posted by a doctor

Quote :

"s received : "FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY!""

how can a doctor be so stupid?

9/26/2011 5:30:58 PM