This is trending on Google News right now, oh America!





http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/buyer-beware-uncertified-doc-botches-surgery-woman-uniboob/story?id=14582843

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44677628/ns/health-skin_and_beauty/#.ToHOwdR62So

9/27/2011 9:27:54 AM

how am i supposed to titty fuck that shit?

9/27/2011 9:28:35 AM

still better looking than a lot of boobs out there.

9/27/2011 9:29:16 AM

at first glance i thought it was a new plastic surgery trend because it seems like you'd have excellent cleavage... then i realized that no one in their right mind would join their bewbs together like that

9/27/2011 9:33:18 AM

I thought that a uniboob was the result of wearing a sports bra.

9/27/2011 9:33:42 AM

This is pretty much how I imagine bottombaby's tittyballs looking like.

9/27/2011 9:36:15 AM

uh, no. i have the opposite of uniboob. i have enemy boobs aka armpit boobies.

9/27/2011 9:37:33 AM

As in, they don't like each other and are constantly straining to be apart?

Or if youre laying on your back, they resemble two sunny side up eggs?

9/27/2011 9:40:53 AM

9/27/2011 9:42:26 AM

thats messed up, she also can't even close her eyes

9/27/2011 2:23:12 PM

There's only one positive to this: We got to see some pixelated titties for free.

9/27/2011 3:12:53 PM

The "before" boobs don't look that bad... wonder what she thought was wrong with them?

9/27/2011 3:19:42 PM

I too thought this thread was about sports bras

9/27/2011 3:48:25 PM

Quote :

" Without her knowledge or permission, the surgeon had also nip/tucked her eyelids, leaving Rodriguez with eyes that to this day cannot close all the way."

good lord, this wasn't enough to win her malpractice suit?

anybody who does unauthorized surgery on me is at risk of me breaking in their home while they sleep to have a little unauthorized surgery of their own

Quote :

"The "before" boobs don't look that bad... wonder what she thought was wrong with them?"

read the fucking link before posting

9/27/2011 3:53:53 PM