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9/27/2011 10:29:32 AM

Let's do lunch, k?

9/27/2011 10:29:51 AM

I just remembered that one from whatever movie it was that just came out:

"how much does a polar bear weight?"

"enough to break the ice!"

haha, my roommate and I both agree that we'd definitely fall for that one

9/27/2011 10:31:07 AM

Excuse me, you look absolutely gorgeous, I just had to say hi. My name is…

9/27/2011 10:50:32 AM

Excuse me, haven't I been inside of you?

9/27/2011 10:54:41 AM

That sweater looks mighty becoming on you. Of course, I'd look mighty becoming on you too.

Had a guy actually use that line on me once

9/27/2011 10:54:48 AM

Aren't all pickup lines corny?

9/27/2011 10:57:58 AM

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

9/27/2011 10:58:57 AM

"yo pretty face don't match yo nasty attitude"

"Whatchu mean where's my girl? Prolly with yo man! Can we fuck?"

9/27/2011 11:01:52 AM

i'm not fred flintstone, but i'll make your bed rock

9/27/2011 11:04:18 AM

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

9/27/2011 11:11:45 AM

"excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"
(if she says yes): you're good to go
(if she says no): "ahh, it must be your feet"

9/27/2011 11:13:12 AM

Tickle your ass with a feather?

if she says sure: ITS ON
if she is grossed out: I said, "my this is nasty weather"

9/27/2011 11:16:29 AM

Quote :

"Nice shoes...wanna fuck? "

My wife and I say that to each other when we want to get it on. It's our cue to give some unbelievable excuse to leave whatever it is we're doing.

Or she'll just text me "nice shoes..." and I know to get home quick

9/27/2011 11:56:05 AM

Quote :

""how much does a polar bear weight?" "enough to break the ice!""

haha paging petejames

9/27/2011 12:00:18 PM

damnit, i just noticed my typo, wow

9/27/2011 12:04:06 PM

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!

9/27/2011 2:24:24 PM

Are those space pants, because your butt is out of this world

9/27/2011 2:28:01 PM

Wanna get pizza and fuck?
no.
What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

9/27/2011 2:29:21 PM

i may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you

9/27/2011 2:31:55 PM

so far this thread has brought some really weak pickup lines, and not very corny, c'mon tww

9/27/2011 4:28:22 PM

you smell like strawberries

how much is a private dance?

9/27/2011 4:30:40 PM

hey gurl, lets do the grown up

9/27/2011 4:38:20 PM

I beat to ur pics on TWW
Wanna bwn?

9/27/2011 4:40:03 PM

Quote :

"- Can I borrow a quarter? - Why? - Because I need to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams."

Quote :

"- Did it hurt? - Did what hurt? - Falling from heaven."

9/27/2011 4:43:23 PM

Quote :

"corny pickup lines"

I just drew a picture of skidmarks left by an ear driving a Tacoma.

9/27/2011 5:41:52 PM

Can I put this cigarette out in your butthole? Because you're beautiful.

9/27/2011 5:48:35 PM

Quote :

"I just remembered that one from whatever movie it was that just came out: "how much does a polar bear weight?" "enough to break the ice!" haha, my roommate and I both agree that we'd definitely fall for that one"

haha back in 04 I was visiting a friend up at App State and he bet me 10 bucks I wouldn't use that line on who he deemed to be the hottest girl at the party- I did and she dug it! well probably not so much the line, but the confidence to come up and say something so corny

9/27/2011 6:30:13 PM

You must have a keg in your pants because I really want to tap that

9/27/2011 6:39:41 PM

While watching movie I had someone use this on me:


"If you were a pirate would you wear your parrot on this shoulder (touching the one closest to him) or this shoulder (holding the one farther away so he now has his arm around me)?


Smooth move, guy.

9/27/2011 6:47:15 PM

Girl if you were a booger I'd pick you first!

9/27/2011 6:49:39 PM

I walked up to a chick at level 5 in wilmington and asked her "when was the last time you got a haircut?" She was hawaiian and foxy. Did not close though

9/27/2011 6:54:56 PM

Did you have Frosted Flakes for breakfast?
Because you bring out the tiger in me.

9/27/2011 8:51:06 PM

Someone used this one on me:

"Got any raisins? Then how about a date?"

9/27/2011 9:06:30 PM

I think I lost my phone number, can you please give me yours?

9/27/2011 9:44:13 PM

Lets do Math
Add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and I'll multiply

9/27/2011 11:15:44 PM

'Ay girl, I saw you sittin' alone over here - and I know I ain't your boyfriend - but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, hit me on my celly. I hope this helps in the slightest!

9/27/2011 11:23:54 PM

if i flip this quarter what is the probability i will get head?

9/28/2011 2:03:28 AM

^ hahah


"You must be tired from running around my head all day yelling rape!"

9/28/2011 2:29:29 AM

This thread is still terrible, yet improving thanks to GrayFox's post

^lol

9/28/2011 2:55:45 AM

I have used the following to great effect

Me: So, do you have a boyfriend?

If female answers No: Cool me neither, lets fuck
If female answers Yes: Cool me too, lets fuck

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 11:12 AM. Reason : ibtghey]

9/28/2011 11:11:52 AM

ey yo girl...let me pee in yo butt.

60% of the time it works every time.

9/28/2011 11:20:24 AM

If we were two squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

9/28/2011 11:30:19 AM

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian - Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'til next month when you get to James Lemon, and then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year - you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

Wood drastically - Wood 'drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth.' You got that from Vickers, 'Work in Essex County,' page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you...is that your thing? You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage and then pretend...you pawn it off as your own idea just to impress some girls and embarrass my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin' education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 11:50 AM. Reason : If there's a problem, we can step outside.]

9/28/2011 11:49:23 AM

Lets play Army.....I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

9/28/2011 11:58:08 AM

one drunk guy said

"Since the moment you walked in I haven't been able to take my eyes off your ass. It is just so round and perfect in every way. Can I buy you a shot?"

9/28/2011 12:03:15 PM

^ useless without pics

9/28/2011 12:09:30 PM

^

9/28/2011 12:14:27 PM

^

9/28/2011 12:53:09 PM

set em up

9/28/2011 12:53:51 PM