what's your man accomplishment for today?

10/2/2011 10:25:20 PM

sent punchmonk pictures of my dong

10/2/2011 10:26:08 PM

oh, is that why she was laughing so hard earlier?

[Edited on October 2, 2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason : i hope so, cus i also sent her dongs pics earlier :\]

10/2/2011 10:27:06 PM

Sticks and stones?

10/2/2011 10:27:22 PM

In the midst of coitus, she said "OOOOHHHH, BABY. OOOHHH...YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME"

10/2/2011 10:29:01 PM

10/2/2011 10:31:42 PM

^^Oscar winning performance?

10/2/2011 10:34:11 PM

10/2/2011 10:36:52 PM

took a huge dump earlier

10/2/2011 11:42:43 PM

I cut a mans ear off and made him eat it.

I ate a really big cheeseburger too.

10/2/2011 11:55:32 PM

I shot a man in Brooklyn...

just to watch him die.

10/2/2011 11:59:32 PM

I destroyed a large amount of furniture with a maul, and the funny thing is, I was paid for it.

Silly fools still don't realize I'd have done that shit for free.

Also, I have eaten more than an entire chicken's worth of chicken.

10/3/2011 12:07:48 AM

I moved a pepsi cooler across the city.

10/3/2011 12:15:09 AM

i taught myself to cut and weld custom bodywork on my car

10/3/2011 12:34:34 AM

i had to change a tire today but couldnt find my jack so i just lifted the car with one hand and changed the tire with the other

10/3/2011 2:14:16 AM

I cooked chicken the perfect amount of time in the skillet. Nice and juicy and tender.

and I took it like a champ when my girl was squeasin on a really painful zit on my backne

10/3/2011 2:38:40 AM

I watched football.

10/3/2011 9:26:05 AM

in this thread qntm went right at saps but then softened it with the edit

7/15/2012 4:03:37 PM

took a dump.

7/15/2012 4:06:53 PM

^^ i usually soften after i come hard at someone

[Edited on July 15, 2012 at 4:11 PM. Reason : skeet skeet]

7/15/2012 4:10:24 PM

on a tee

7/15/2012 4:11:50 PM

I caught a bigass trout.

7/15/2012 11:01:35 PM

had to change my sheets three times today

7/15/2012 11:06:36 PM

Still wetting the bed?

7/15/2012 11:54:27 PM

I watched the Zig Zag man finally get what he deserves.

7/16/2012 12:13:20 AM

i'm thinking the Chit Chat mod should get his panties out of a bunch and start doing his job, perhaps starting with the douche nozzle who keeps posting 3236x4893 parrot pictures in all the threads. then maybe he could trash all the parody threads on page 1

7/16/2012 12:18:45 AM

i killed a bear

by spinning Macho Man elbow dropping it from out of a fucking pine tree

OH YEAH

7/16/2012 7:43:16 AM

^I've heard that that is the third best way to kill a bear.

7/16/2012 8:55:58 AM