Apparently there are different ways to do this than the way I have been doing it.

10/4/2011 6:28:31 PM

Very carefully

10/4/2011 6:30:10 PM

wash hands
pull bottom eye lid down
gently reach in and pinch contact
pull contact out
place in solution
hit ↓ 's mom doggystyle

10/4/2011 6:33:58 PM

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"hit ? 's mom doggystyle"

^Weird, I'll have to try that.

10/4/2011 6:35:14 PM

I removed them from my life with Lasik

10/4/2011 6:37:07 PM

Of this, I am quite envious.

10/4/2011 6:42:53 PM

abort

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 6:52 PM. Reason : abort]

10/4/2011 6:48:05 PM

With my dick. I blast them out.

10/4/2011 6:49:22 PM

with ^

10/4/2011 7:02:57 PM

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 7:17 PM. Reason : f]

10/4/2011 7:16:30 PM

10/4/2011 7:27:41 PM

I leave them in for months at a time

10/4/2011 7:33:24 PM

Place on tip of pointer finger.
Use other hand to lift up eye lid.
Put in contact, directly where it is supposed to sit.

10/4/2011 8:10:30 PM

Magnet

10/4/2011 8:12:44 PM

Apparently there is an issue with me just dumping the contact from the container into my palm when needing to put it in.

10/4/2011 9:55:21 PM

Pull back top eyelid and pull down bottom eyelid
Slide contact to side
Pinch and take out


But I got Lasik a week ago so no mas contacts

10/4/2011 10:18:10 PM

One leg at a time

10/4/2011 10:41:57 PM

so if you get Lasik, it removes the need for contacts forever or something?

10/4/2011 10:46:12 PM

fingers

10/4/2011 11:00:00 PM

I just take out the whole eyeball. I like the way the air feels against the empty socket.

10/4/2011 11:01:28 PM

I can't even read this thread without my eyes tearing up. Let alone watching someone else touch their eye. Let alone touch my own eyeball.

10/5/2011 8:02:40 AM

^My eyes water seeing someone else having eye trouble, like an eyelash or something. It's weird.

10/5/2011 8:14:37 AM

Yeah, it freaks me out.

There is no way I could get lasik.

I've been looking for a place that will do it under general anesthesia. I found a place, but it is all the way out in Cali and costs $10k. It's tough to pull the trigger on that when you know it only costs $2500 everywhere else.

10/5/2011 8:18:41 AM

Someone told me before I did Lasik that going to the dentist was worse, that was a freaking lie.

It is weird as hell watching up close while someone is jabbing and messing with your eyes, and then in the middle of the operation some machine pushes really hard on your eye and everything goes black.

It's not the funnest operation in the world.

10/5/2011 6:02:14 PM

I use my fingers to pull my eyelids about as a far back as Malcom McDowell's and use my index finger to pop it in.

Took a while to finally get a technique together for it. I had to go to the eye care place three times before we could finally get them into my eye. I was too flinchy and kept seeing images of needles and knives being near my eyes.

Of course, that third time they had the cute college girl (I was in high school) helping so she made me more nervous than the contacts did.

10/5/2011 6:11:11 PM

isn't lasik ~$2500/eyeball?

10/5/2011 6:12:12 PM

clean contact

put contact on index finger

pull down bottom lid of eye with my middle finger

slide it up on in there.


right hand for right eye, left hand for left eye.

10/5/2011 6:14:53 PM

Quote :

"wash hands pull bottom eye lid down gently reach in and pinch contact pull contact out place in solution"

for putting them in...and i'll admit i do it weird

wash hands
pull bottom eye lid down
place contact on eye
pull top lid over contact
look down
contact in place

the whole putting it directly over my eyeball thing never worked for me...for some reason letting my eyelids do all the work has

10/5/2011 6:16:06 PM

for removal i just grab them with my index finger and thumb, no eyelid touching.

10/5/2011 6:44:23 PM

Quote :

"isn't lasik ~$2500/eyeball?"

At Travers Lasik it's about $1,250 an eye, plus you can get on a 0% payment plan for a year.

It still costs a chunkload of money though.

10/7/2011 4:37:50 PM

When I got monies I will consider Lasik.

Until then poor as shit just gonna squint and post on TWW.

10/7/2011 4:44:02 PM

10/7/2011 5:03:37 PM

I put mine on the side of my eyeball and look left/right to get it into place

then blink

same for taking them out...slide contact to the side then pinch to remove

[Edited on October 7, 2011 at 5:10 PM. Reason : e]

10/7/2011 5:10:25 PM

haven't worn them in a few years but it was different for each eye. Of course I wash my hands before I do it (I am right handed). A few times in highschool I was too lazy to wash my hands and it did result in an eye infection.

Left eye:

look straight ahead
pull up top of eyelid with left hand
use middle finger of right hand to pull down bottom of lid
insert contact with pointer finger on right hand

right eye:

look straight ahead
use middle finger of right hand to pull down bottom of lid
insert contact with pointer finger on right hand

10/7/2011 6:01:05 PM