So I saw a magazine in the store today that said something about the soap opera All My Children recently came to an end. Some girl on my facebook mentioned this too a few days ago, so it must be true! Thank God! I hate it when my family gets together and my mom and sisters start talking about this soap opera. [flash back]I think every man has traumatic memories of being stuck at an auto shop with their mom and some other women in the afternoon during summer break and there is no cable, but there is a tv and all they are showing are soap operas! All I wanted to do was to watch Transformers, Gobots, or GI Joe. Damn you...you slow ass mechanic! Get mom's car fixed, so she can take me to the pool! I'm only 12 and I can't drive! And why must you women leave all of these soap operas on the tv at the auto shop? I want to watch the NCAA Basketball Tournament and so do the other guys sitting next to me! [flashback]

Anyway, I think there is hope for humanity now!

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[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2011 9:21:14 PM

ncaa basketball tournament during summer break, huh?

10/4/2011 9:27:12 PM

I dunno if Dixie finally ended up with Tad, but that's how it shoulda gone down.



also,

Billy Clyde Tuggle. LOL.

10/4/2011 9:29:48 PM

^^I was having multiple flashbacks at the same time.

Now if the rest of those damn soap operas would just go off the air then the world would be a better place.

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2011 9:32:16 PM

Quote :

"Some girl on my facebook mentioned this too a few days ago, so it must be true!"

Creepy that you remember stupid shit like that from some girl who knows you inside of your own imagination.

10/4/2011 9:43:30 PM

^Nah, she's a girl I hang out with sometimes.

10/4/2011 9:48:28 PM

Yeah, ditching soap operas and replacing them with crappy reality shows...I'm super hopeful for humanity.

Screw my dumbass mothers and sisters! I wanna watch Transformers, and I'm obviously super intelligent--down with soap operas!

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 10:23 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2011 10:23:25 PM

WAIT!

I think I just got trolled.


But I still wanna punch this thread in the face!

And I don't watch soaps.

10/4/2011 10:32:59 PM

NOT SO FAST!!!!

10/4/2011 10:35:57 PM

^^^^ And by "hang-out," you mean from afar with binoculars and a restraining order.

10/4/2011 10:37:31 PM

When 2012 begins, there will be 4 remaining soap operas, and the two most popular are the half-hour ones.

I think there's a pattern...

10/4/2011 10:38:28 PM

^^I mean at the same party where we were sitting in the lawn chairs next to each other drinking beer.

10/5/2011 12:26:16 AM