LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.happyplace.com/11195/microsoft-employee-figures-out-how-to-become-more-hated-than-windows-7

Quote : | "We've always tried to be kind to our bartenders for the simple reason that they control the alcohol. But in the age of the internet, they can also control whether you're ever allowed to drink in a public place again. After a customer stiffed his bartender on a tip, instead using the receipt to tell her she "could stand to loose [sic] a few pounds," the bartender sought vengeance by posting the receipt on her Facebook page. The receipt was hastily reblogged and within 48 hours the entire internet knew his name, his Facebook page, what Frat he belonged to, and that he works at Microsoft, and Seattle restaurant workers began organizing to ban him from being served. Considering where he works, he probably understands being despised by the world at large. You'd think he'd also be aware that if you want to be cruel you don't do it on a slip of paper underneath your full name and signature, you do it anonymously in a comments section like everybody else." |
10/10/2011 4:42:15 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
foist 10/10/2011 4:46:12 PM
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mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
I hate fat bartenders 10/10/2011 4:49:32 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Considering where he works..." |
you'd think he'd be able to spell "could"
but seriously, what an asshole. i wonder if the bartender was rude to him first 10/10/2011 4:49:43 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
not defending the guy, but I often leave no tip on my CC and just use cash.
Saves me doing horrible math problems when trying to round the tip to make the total completely even... 10/10/2011 4:49:46 PM
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |
but if you're smart, you write "cash" on the tip line to avoid confusion 10/10/2011 4:51:15 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
oh please God let it be the same Andrew Meyer that was all "don't tase me bro" in 2007
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 4:52 PM. Reason : f] 10/10/2011 4:52:08 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but if you're smart, you write "cash" on the tip line to avoid confusion" |
that's a good idea, I shall do this now on to remove all doubt that I didn't give any tip and lead into some sort of facebook brawl. Specially since I can't count on my good looks to pay for my drinks no more. 10/10/2011 4:53:53 PM
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El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Microsoft employee figures out how to become more hated than Windows 7." |
Wait, do lots of people hate Windows 7? I thought Vista was the one that everybody hated and 7 had been generally fairly well received by the masses. 10/10/2011 4:58:22 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^ 10/10/2011 4:58:52 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
yes. I love windows 7... Weird statement to make... 10/10/2011 5:00:59 PM
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ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
one time my fat friend ordered 10 wings and he counted 9. he was shit faced ($40+ tab) and asked the waitress to refund his one wing. she got the manager and he was like are you serious? my friend got so mad he wrote in $0 for the tip and wrote something to the effect of "fuck you bitch "you probably ate it" (the wing) I'm not tipping you shit, go fuck yourself"
we hid his receipt and just paid his tab and tipped well and told ihm if he didn't pay us back he'd have to walk home. he paid us back. 10/10/2011 5:12:25 PM
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eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
hopefully this patron is in charge of all new hires at Microsoft and will toss the resumes of anyone with service industry experience straight into the trash. 10/10/2011 5:13:22 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Am I a dick if I tip $1 per $1 beer? Is this a socially acceptable rate? 10/10/2011 5:14:08 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
a $40+ tab is indicative of being shitfaced?
Clearly, I'm doing it wrong  10/10/2011 5:15:28 PM
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |
^^that's 100%
why would that be a dick move?
in general, I tip $1 per drink minimum
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 5:16 PM. Reason : ^^] 10/10/2011 5:15:41 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "one time my fat friend ordered 10 wings and he counted 9. he was shit faced ($40+ tab) and asked the waitress to refund his one wing. she got the manager and he was like are you serious? my friend got so mad he wrote in $0 for the tip and wrote something to the effect of "fuck you bitch "you probably ate it" (the wing) I'm not tipping you shit, go fuck yourself"
we hid his receipt and just paid his tab and tipped well and told ihm if he didn't pay us back he'd have to walk home. he paid us back." |
What kind of shitty ass restaurant brings out 9 wings on a 10 wing order and then doesn't make up for it when you complain? 10/10/2011 5:16:46 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I tip every other time I go out, but I tip double, so while one server gets fucked, the next one gets 40 percent. Seems to work so far. 10/10/2011 5:17:17 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you'd think he'd be able to spell "could"" |
Or perhaps "loose."
If you go out a lot...it's a good practice to be nice to your server/bartender. Don't have to kiss their ass, but it's a good idea to not to do what this guy did...and tip at least something. Word travels fast in the service industry. 10/10/2011 5:17:42 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "why would that be a dick move?
in general, I tip $1 per drink minimum" |
Cause after 2 beers, I'm drunk. LOL no lie. I'm Asian. 10/10/2011 5:18:14 PM
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mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "What kind of shitty ass restaurant brings out 9 wings on a 10 wing order and then doesn't make up for it when you complain?" |
10/10/2011 5:19:40 PM
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |
^^damn
I am jealous.
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 5:20 PM. Reason : ^^] 10/10/2011 5:20:09 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is about Noen, right? 10/10/2011 5:20:27 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I always tip at least 15%. So if a PBR costs $1.50 I'll give them like $1.75 to make sure I get good service even when it's crowded and stuff. 10/10/2011 5:20:29 PM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure this guy is just quivering in fear of the people on the internet knowing he's a shitty drunk. Everyone in Seattle aside from the fat bitch will forget about this in a week
Quote : | "and Seattle restaurant workers began organizing to ban him from being served" |
Shit made me lol for real. I seriously doubt they have the attention span for this
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 5:21 PM. Reason : I MEAN THE WHOLE INTERNET KNOWS RIGHT] 10/10/2011 5:21:06 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not to respond to jbrick's post directly, but I'm sure this guy is just quivering in fear of the people on the internet knowing he's a shitty drunk. Everyone in Seattle aside from the fat bitch will forget about this in a week" |
He's probably more worried about the backlash at work. Maybe his boss is fat...or just really worried about public perception. 10/10/2011 5:22:36 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
If I was the Microsoft dude, I'd sue the server for harassment and emotional damage or whatever lawyer speak for this shit. This kinda of bitching about your job gets you fired, even if you think are you in the right. Talk all you want about how bad this person is, but keep it anonymous.
Quote : | "^^damn
I am jealous." |
It maybe cheap for me, but I can't hang worth shit. I had lunch with a friend on friday, drank two beers, and my friend had to drive me to the hotel and I was out for a few hours. lol
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ] 10/10/2011 5:26:24 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8851 Posts user info edit post |
I too tip 25 cents for my can of beer its enough to use the pay phone or get a gumball 10/10/2011 5:32:17 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
how could they tell who he was from that sloppy signature? 10/10/2011 5:32:25 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^^You wouldn't win if you sued. And that kind of bitching only gets you fired if your boss says so. There is no universal rule where bitching = fired. Good bosses would probably support the employees in the face of asshole customers. And there is no rule about having to keep things anonymous when you talk about somebody.
Your post is 100% crappy opinion.
(No offense.)
^It's printed on the receipt, I'm sure.
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ] 10/10/2011 5:32:31 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
oh word, must have missed that 10/10/2011 5:34:10 PM
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Lokken All American 13361 Posts user info edit post |
What moron thinks windows 7 is hated? 10/10/2011 5:36:56 PM
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Wolfman Tim All American 9654 Posts user info edit post |
The bartender:
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DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
How exactly would Seattle restaurants ban him from being served? Are they going to start checking names at the door now? 10/10/2011 5:49:48 PM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
UPDATE: The Cha Cha Lounge now reports that the Andrew Meyer pictured on Victoria Liss' Facebook page and formerly pictured here and on other blogs is not the Andrew Meyer who left the rude note.
Our most sincere apologies to the Mr. Meyer pictured earlier--you're probably a very nice individual who doesn't deserve any of the crap you've received.
Lol, she got the wrong dude. 10/10/2011 5:55:19 PM
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El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How exactly would Seattle restaurants ban him from being served? Are they going to start checking names at the door now?" |
Yeah! Can you imagine what a hassle it would be if bars had to check everyone's identification before they served them alcohol?] 10/10/2011 5:55:30 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Andrew Meyer exposed?
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
so basically what we have are dicks being dicks to other dicks? SUCCESS! 10/10/2011 6:07:52 PM
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moron All American 34497 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you go out a lot...it's a good practice to be nice to your server/bartender. Don't have to kiss their ass, but it's a good idea to not to do what this guy did...and tip at least something. Word travels fast in the service industry. " |
I don't think the 0$ tip is what's notable, the bartender would probably just brush that off.
I think it's the $0 tip and the asshole note.
I hate fat people as much as the next guy, but you don't tell a stranger, even if they suck at their job, to lose some weight on the bottom of a receipt.
This guy deserves the ire from this. 10/10/2011 6:44:15 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
YEAH
TELL IT TO HER FACE
YEAH 10/10/2011 6:46:33 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
If what modlin posted is true, then I think the wrongly accused Andrew Meyer could actually sue.
And is there a law about publicizing someone's signature?
Quote : | "Biofreak70: so basically what we have are dicks being dicks to other dicks? SUCCESS!" |
BUT HE STARTED IT!!!!!
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DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Seattle restaurant workers began organizing to ban him from being served" |
Quote : | "Yeah! Can you imagine what a hassle it would be if bars had to check everyone's identification before they served them alcohol?" |
Where did you see the alcohol part? 10/10/2011 7:00:31 PM
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ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
guy is about to have his food doused with floor seasoning and get his drinks stirred by some penises 10/10/2011 7:01:53 PM
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El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
^^You bring up a great counterpoint. I suppose he could order all the virgin drinks he wants under full anonymity. 10/10/2011 7:13:03 PM
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egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "PENIS
STIRRED
DRINKS" |
10/10/2011 7:28:38 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yeah! Can you imagine what a hassle it would be if bars had to check everyone's identification before they served them alcohol?" |
Yeah that would be a hassle actually. How often do adults really get carded? 10/10/2011 7:48:00 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Well, obviously, they can't ban him from restaurants.
But, like jbrick83 pointed out, people do talk. And, if you read the Facebook comments, you'll see where people are like, "I'll keep an eye out for him" or "I'll pass that name along to so-and-so (the doorman)."
I personally don't go out enough to ever be affected by something like that, but from my understanding, frequent goers-out develop reputations among the other patrons and the people that serve them. I think you can either be a "cool guy" or a "douche." This Andrew Meyer fella is apparently a douche. 10/10/2011 8:07:07 PM
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pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
10/10/2011 8:14:44 PM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If what modlin posted is true, then I think the wrongly accused Andrew Meyer could actually sue.
And is there a law about publicizing someone's signature?" |
Just google his name. There's first page is all wherever blog/page hits with the same thing:
THIS GUY [PICTURE STILL UP] SUCKS ASS LET'S ALL DO MEAN SHIT TO HIM HE WORKS HERE AND THIS IS HIS HOME ADDRESS AND HERE"S HIS NAME AND HIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND ALL MANNER OF OTHER THINGS RAWR RAWR RAWR blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
edit: so it seems we have the wrong guy. That's not him. our bad. Still, the other guy sucks though. 10/10/2011 8:31:40 PM
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Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I always over tip, by a good margin.
The majority of the people in the service industry work for piss wages, and get treated like dirt by power hungry managers and clients who think the waiter/waitress/bartender is beneath them. (per above example)
Does a few extra bucks make a real difference in thier lives, or mine? No, but it does convey that you are appreciative of being served and being treated well, and aren't just tipping "because you have to".
[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 8:50 PM. Reason : .] 10/10/2011 8:50:29 PM
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