I hear that he has the powers to move large objects with his mind and see through most less-dense metals. He's no GW Bush or Rockefeller, but he's getting there.

10/11/2011 10:05:41 AM

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10/11/2011 10:10:05 AM

Who the fuck are you, the Illuminati?

10/11/2011 10:11:06 AM

I hear they he drinks oxygenated beverages in the Denver International Airport labyrinths.

10/11/2011 10:12:55 AM

I heard he stole Krallum's funny 284 posts ago and Krallum's still struggling to find it again.

10/11/2011 10:20:44 AM

10/11/2011 10:30:09 AM

lol black people can't be freemasons

10/11/2011 1:55:22 PM

pretty sure jesse the body ventura said he was a level 33

10/13/2011 2:41:55 AM

I doubt he's a freemason seeing as he makes a television show that propagates retardism amongst conspirators.

10/13/2011 2:47:22 AM

Dude's not a freemason, he's a stonecutter. You know what keeps the metric system down? Barack motherfucking Obama, that's who.

10/13/2011 2:55:39 AM

Why is the construction business so flat when there are so many free masons out there?

10/13/2011 3:48:52 AM