I miss her "TWW is a blog" posts

10/12/2011 1:46:23 PM

she lays some strong creeper bait

10/12/2011 1:52:58 PM

She disappeared when rumors began surfacing that she had a hairy pushy

10/12/2011 1:56:19 PM

shes in the kitchen making me a sandwich.

you can find her, most days, blowing up twitter

10/12/2011 1:57:17 PM

Probably broke all her fingers or some stupid shit.

10/12/2011 2:12:12 PM

she tripped and sprained her ankle on her bf's record collection

10/12/2011 2:13:06 PM

10/12/2011 2:13:57 PM

she tripped and sprained her ankle on her bf's record collection fell, landed on my dick

10/12/2011 2:15:43 PM

i was just thinking earlier about how i hadn't seen/heard much from her on here lately

10/12/2011 2:21:02 PM

This is a good thing

If she didn't look like Parker Posey's mutant cousin with a severe vitamin D deficiency, no one would notice or care

But she's a girl, so all the e-Prince Charmings come out of the woodwork and reminisce about someone they'll never meet

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : x]

10/12/2011 2:26:32 PM

i've met her

10/12/2011 6:37:01 PM

i've pet her

10/12/2011 6:38:28 PM

why does this thread pop up every month?

10/12/2011 6:51:12 PM

For the same reason that no one ever asks where you are.

10/12/2011 6:58:24 PM

Quote :

"Probably broke all her fingers or some stupid shit."

my thoughts were quite similar

10/12/2011 8:17:10 PM

she's eating cheese in her kitchen listening to backstreet boys. obviously.

10/12/2011 8:19:59 PM

HAI

10/12/2011 9:01:54 PM

10/12/2011 9:04:44 PM

She just got done slobbin' my knob.

10/12/2011 9:07:03 PM

^he bought 1 share of stock in my knob, so technically he's sorta right.

10/12/2011 9:12:17 PM

Quote :

"Probably broke all her fingers or some stupid shit."

made me laugh, hard.

10/12/2011 10:35:16 PM

she keeps eating all of my cheese.

10/13/2011 9:26:37 AM

TWW is less funny without her

10/13/2011 9:38:45 AM

agreed
i look forward to seeing her tomorrow night for my birthday thingamajig



[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 9:40 AM. Reason : wow, thingamajig doesnt show misspelled lol]

10/13/2011 9:39:28 AM