i usually drop my load outside of the vagina, but i've noticed if i bust inside, my orgasm's intensity goes up like 23%

i think it's because usually when i'm fucking i'm taking care of business and when i pull out i relax

but if i stay inside while i nut, my mind stays in fucking mode and thus the intensity stays high

discuss

10/15/2011 10:04:42 PM

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"23%"

for some reason that part made me laugh

10/15/2011 10:05:17 PM

She probably doesn't even notice whether you are in or out.

10/15/2011 10:07:14 PM

evolution is a bitch

10/15/2011 10:29:51 PM

I cannot stress this enough:

10/15/2011 10:30:45 PM

confirmed

10/15/2011 10:32:46 PM

after that 30 second ordeal, what does your "buddy" do the rest of the time intercourse is supposed to be happening?

10/15/2011 10:35:44 PM

do you have any jokes that aren't recycled classics?

10/15/2011 10:42:33 PM

It's 44% if it's in her ass.

10/15/2011 10:44:57 PM

^^ recycled classics are always better than a surprise in 9 months with 18 years of child support

10/15/2011 10:49:26 PM

shut up

you are boring

10/15/2011 10:54:25 PM

Though it has been used as a joke previously, it is not a joke in this instance. In fact, despite it being used as a joke so predominantly, it is the best summation of what biology (and women) are trying to do to you.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

10/15/2011 10:55:16 PM

^^ thanks dnl jr

10/15/2011 11:14:41 PM

A true pro would have said "mega loads" or "huge loads."

10/15/2011 11:15:11 PM

you're talking about dnl - it's called in the legal term "RAPE"

10/15/2011 11:16:34 PM

dnl wouldn't rape you with esgargs' dick

there's a recycled classic

10/16/2011 8:31:20 AM

evoooolllluuuution

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10/16/2011 9:14:19 AM

Bump for juxtaposition

10/16/2011 12:15:57 PM