1) who would it be?
2) how would you explain the purpose of the E! network to them?

10/17/2011 4:39:12 PM

1) Batman
2) Terrorists.

10/17/2011 4:45:39 PM

1) George Washington
2) Bitches, man, bitches

10/17/2011 4:46:58 PM

1) Mark Twain
2) I'd describe it as an evolution of the human species. I actually think he would like watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians ... and Kendra ... because of the messages they present about race relations in this country.

10/17/2011 4:48:15 PM

1. Jesus
2. Gossip on famous people.

10/17/2011 4:50:05 PM

Judas. I'd like to have a word with him.

10/17/2011 4:51:29 PM

1) Bob Costas
2) profit

10/17/2011 4:52:37 PM

1)iheartkisses
2)she could probably better explain it to me

10/17/2011 4:56:09 PM

Hitler, then I would kill him, thus preventing WWII as we know it, then, I would teleport back to the present and be a hero even though people would have no idea what WWII was... its easy street after that bitches.

10/17/2011 5:37:27 PM

1. Dr. Seuss
2. To make poor people feel bad about themselves

10/17/2011 5:39:26 PM