this new dentist rules... and still not a single cavity my whole life bitches. Lay off the sweets kids.

10/17/2011 5:41:22 PM

My dentist gives me suckers.

Delicious and job security!

10/17/2011 5:41:59 PM

that's a smart man, but I am not a fan of suckers, so I will take the floss and random straw

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 5:43 PM. Reason : d]

10/17/2011 5:43:24 PM

I raid the free floss my dentist keeps in the bathroom every time I'm there.

10/17/2011 5:47:08 PM

Quote :

"Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

10/17/2011 5:47:41 PM

Quote :

"I will take the floss and random straw"

Doesn't the straw go into the water bottle?

Pretty sure that's the same junk everybody gets at the dentist + a cheap water bottle and some chapstick.

p.s. Crest Glide ftw! Only floss I'll use now.

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 5:51 PM. Reason : s]

10/17/2011 5:50:40 PM

hmmm maybe... I never got shit before at my past dentists

10/17/2011 6:23:59 PM

You realize that you pay for it or your insurance pays for it

10/17/2011 6:25:21 PM

Quote :

"Pretty sure that's the same junk everybody gets at the dentist + a cheap water bottle and some chapstick."

this

10/17/2011 6:27:16 PM

I realize that a place that doesnt give it away would probably have the same price (I am sure Crest, Oral B, etc gave them all this shit for advertising), or maybe $2 cheaper if they actually paid for that shit. I will take the thoughtful present over $2

10/17/2011 6:29:02 PM

toothbrush
dental floss
herpes sore medicine
toothpaste
coke sniffing straw
pen
business card
hotel door keydcard
sippy cup

10/17/2011 6:30:15 PM

i like how he included the business card as a free item

10/17/2011 6:31:25 PM

exactly... I will a loyal customer 4 life now

10/17/2011 6:31:28 PM

Imagine how many kids he could help if he spent the money on kid's teeth instead of free worthless crap.

10/17/2011 6:38:58 PM

3?


or how many people he can employ by keeping a good rate of return customers? I know the bar has been set, if I dont get free shit on my first visit for any future dentists should I move, I'm fucking gone.

10/17/2011 6:48:51 PM

Translation: I'm a bad dentist and need to hand out chotchkes to get/keep customers.

10/17/2011 6:54:45 PM

na, they actually are the highest rated in town so its not that at all


some serious dental jealousy in ITT



people cant just be happy for others, always got to argue shit, this place is a buttplug

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 7:05 PM. Reason : d]

10/17/2011 7:03:00 PM

The last time I went to the dentist I looked at the itemized sheet they gave me of what they were billing to my insurance. "Dispense toothpaste" was $20, as was floss.

10/17/2011 7:06:32 PM

ibt pic of an actual pile of poop

10/17/2011 7:06:38 PM

^^ those were zeroed out on mine

10/17/2011 7:08:03 PM

I cancelled my dental insurance about a year ago once I realized that paying for a checkup every six months was about $15 cheaper than making 6 monthly payments to Aetna

10/17/2011 7:09:58 PM

stay away from the sweets? you've got a bowl of mini snickers on your table

10/17/2011 7:13:45 PM

nope... sugar free Worthers actually, and they arent mine. Nice try bitch.

I made sure to include them just so someone would claim that like an asshole.

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 7:22 PM. Reason : d]

10/17/2011 7:21:20 PM

they look remarkably close to the fall themed snickers minis

but i'll take your word for it

10/17/2011 7:22:29 PM

The chick on the far right in the business card would get it

in fact, they probably would all get it. but I assume it is a stock photo

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 8:26 PM. Reason : and please tell me where to find these sugar free worthers]

10/17/2011 8:25:41 PM

i keep seeing this thread title out of the corner of my eye and think it says "look at this pile of fresh shit"

10/17/2011 8:30:33 PM

I was hesitant to click on this thread and was pleasantly surprised not to see a pile of SHIT.

10/17/2011 8:31:43 PM

Quote :

"na, they actually are the highest rated in town so its not that at all "

Posted in the thread you made about how great he is because of all the free crap you got.

10/17/2011 8:32:19 PM

Here's a nice pile of shit!








Speaking of which, it's been about 10 years since I've been to the dentist. I think I should go sometime soon.

10/17/2011 8:36:00 PM

I went to the dentist for the first time in close to a decade a few months ago. 0 cavities, teeth looked fab. Every 6 months is a crock of shit

10/17/2011 8:38:13 PM

i've had major dental surgery multiple times due to a car accident so i'm very mindful of my teeth. i'm super loyal to my dentist

10/17/2011 8:40:10 PM

Quote :

"Posted in the thread you made about how great he is because of all the free crap you got."

nooooo, I said that I got some free shit, which adds to this dentist ruling. Do you really think I would go to a shitty, god awful dentist just for a free water bottle and straw?

Quote :

"The chick on the far right in the business card would get it in fact, they probably would all get it. but I assume it is a stock photo "

Not sure, but it was odd that every single person working there was really attractive, like its a requirement to work there.

and: http://www.amazon.com/Werthers-Caramel-Coffee-Candies-2-75-Ounce/dp/B0018AVV0O/ref=pd_sim_hpc1

[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : d]

10/17/2011 9:16:39 PM

Quote :

"You realize that you pay for it or your insurance pays for it"

10/17/2011 10:43:39 PM

I miss my old dentist in NYC. Flat screens in every cleaning room was FTW. I picked my current dentist because they are close to my work place

10/17/2011 11:12:39 PM

^^^ This is true of most Dentist offices that are not in the Ghetto.

10/17/2011 11:56:41 PM

cool story bro

10/17/2011 11:58:27 PM

^^ well apparently it wasnt in my case. First time I ever got a fucking gift box full of shit for going to see a dentist, but I am glad you grew up in fucking Happyland where everyone got everything handed to them

10/18/2011 12:08:35 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/photo_photo.aspx?user=24017&photo=523183

Now that is a big pile of shit.

[Edited on October 18, 2011 at 3:59 PM. Reason : image FUBAR]

10/18/2011 3:58:56 PM