I was eating dinner at the mellow mushroom bar sat night, and there was a mute (or deaf) guy sitting next to us, he had to signal the bartender quite often to get her attention

anyway, he started to try to get her attention while he was eating and I just instinctively yelled at him

"Don't talk with you mouth full!!!"

everyone thought it was funny...except him

10/17/2011 11:50:48 PM

baahahahahaha

i thought it was funny too

i hope that if i ever lose my sight or hearing, i could have somewhat a sense of humor about it

but srs, laughter makes u live longer, and happier

10/17/2011 11:52:43 PM

Quote :

"Looks like you're the asshole."

10/17/2011 11:58:33 PM

Hahahahahaha carl you crazy

10/18/2011 12:43:48 AM

I shitted in my pants laughing at this. Does this make me a piece of shit?

10/18/2011 1:14:35 AM

mean

10/18/2011 1:16:29 AM

probably shouldn't joke about a person's disability if you don't know them

10/18/2011 1:21:15 AM

if he was deaf how did he hear it to get mad?

10/18/2011 1:31:12 AM

pics or it didnt happen

10/18/2011 1:38:47 AM

if a person can't handle a joke, then fuck them.

10/18/2011 7:27:54 AM

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"if he was deaf how did he hear it to get mad?"

im sure he noticed the people next to him laughing at him

10/18/2011 9:28:44 AM

Who the fuck yells at adults for talking with their mouth full!?!? Who are you, their parents?

But that is a funny joke though...

10/18/2011 11:41:59 AM

You should feel bad because it's a shitty joke and that everyone around you at the time (including you) has a bad sense of humor.

10/18/2011 11:46:54 AM

NANS

10/18/2011 11:50:40 AM

Quote :

"Do you think it's rude for deaf people to talk with food in there hands?""

- Danny C

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3428473/issue-61

10/18/2011 12:09:08 PM

Not funny. Even if the guy could hear perfectly fine, you don't yell over to other patrons and tell them how to act.

If the guy was saying nigger, nigger, nigger, then maybe you can tell him to shut up, but not in this case.

10/18/2011 12:17:37 PM

He may have been...

10/18/2011 12:33:28 PM

i didn't think that was funny. sorry dude.

[Edited on October 18, 2011 at 12:48 PM. Reason : and not because it's offensive, which it is.]

10/18/2011 12:48:10 PM

I was on a drunk bus once and a guy stumbled on. There was music playing and he was walking funny, so I blurted out something about "THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN!"

Then I realized he was handicapped.

10/18/2011 12:50:51 PM

Offensive or not, if you're yelling something in a public place and you don't have a microphone that someone's paying you to hold, you're probably not funny.

That holds true in this case.

10/18/2011 1:42:42 PM

^ especially at the expense of others that are unable to hear your comment

10/18/2011 1:46:22 PM

lucky you didn't get shot up... 'tis the 'ville

Also, them a-holes need to pave over that patio so I have somewhere to park

10/18/2011 2:07:39 PM

i like their patio

Quote :

" you're probably not funny"

you underestimate the crudeness of a bunch of drunk GI's

Quote :

"everyone thought it was funny...except him"

10/18/2011 6:37:52 PM

Quote :

"you underestimate the crudeness of a bunch of drunk GI's"

I'm sure you're all very crude. "Crude" and "funny," while not mutually exclusive, are two very different things.

10/18/2011 6:45:07 PM

was the guy eating alone?

10/18/2011 6:48:15 PM

Quote :

"Offensive or not, if you're yelling something in a public place and you don't have a microphone that someone's paying you to hold, you're probably not funny. That holds true in this case."

10/18/2011 7:24:56 PM

not a bad rule of thumb at all.

10/18/2011 7:25:37 PM

Quote :

"Offensive or not, if you're yelling something in a public place and you don't have a microphone that someone's paying you to hold, you're probably not funny. That holds true in this case."

10/18/2011 7:28:40 PM

i did it again, there was a dude in a wheel chair that went up to the waitress and asked for something right beside my table

Wheel Chair Guy: "Can you bring me a menu"
waitress: "Ok, no problem, where are you sitting?"
Me: "EVERYWHERE!!! AHAHAHA"

felt so bad, but it was too easy

11/30/2011 10:02:39 PM

settle down, Beavis

too easy = not entertaining, but obnoxious to anyone with half a brain

11/30/2011 10:07:22 PM

ahahahah i would be so mad at you if i wasn't already hell-bound

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 10:09 PM. Reason : no seriously you could write for family guy]

11/30/2011 10:07:41 PM