Just wondering if there are any other guys here that self-suck? I'm not looking to start an organized group for support or anything. Just wondering who else partakes in this guilty pleasure?

Techniques?
Do you watch porn while doing it?
What do you do....you know....afterwards?

Serious replies only, please.

10/19/2011 8:59:21 PM

shits gross, son

10/19/2011 8:59:50 PM

Cocksuckers, ITT

10/19/2011 9:00:55 PM

nah, dude. it's just masturbation. it's natural.

10/19/2011 9:01:03 PM

eww nigga you gay

10/19/2011 9:02:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HURt0-e9Anw&feature=related

10/19/2011 9:02:33 PM

You jerk off with your own hand, don't you? Is that gay?

10/19/2011 9:02:44 PM

I can do it, rather easily I might add, but stopped about two years ago. Could never pull out in time.

10/19/2011 9:02:54 PM

10/19/2011 9:03:35 PM

it's not gay.

if you think self-sucking is gay, then you must also think that rubbing one out is gay, huh?
grow up.

10/19/2011 9:05:14 PM

^
You ever get gagged?

10/19/2011 9:07:25 PM

You can check my blog for suggestions on how to do it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080430094901AA4en8t

10/19/2011 9:12:19 PM

nah, I don't really go down that far.

10/19/2011 9:12:36 PM

well played

10/19/2011 9:15:03 PM

What about those contortionist females that can lick that vag?

10/19/2011 9:37:32 PM

wut?

10/19/2011 9:38:47 PM

i only self-teabag
dicks are for chicks

10/19/2011 9:42:44 PM

I was once able to get it in just below the tip when I was 13

then I got fat and couldn't bend down that far anymore

I'm not even hugely hung, and I was even less so back then, just more flexible

10/19/2011 10:06:08 PM

hey EMCE, I read your new book:



I have to say, it was well written but I would've gone without the story about... well, you know:

10/19/2011 10:16:31 PM

stop being small minded, begonias

10/19/2011 10:18:54 PM

Don't be like that baby

10/19/2011 10:23:18 PM

it's not that I'm small minded, it's more so that I have a tight little booty hole and it pains me to thing of rambone's pleasuring maneuvers

10/19/2011 10:25:31 PM

Don't be like that baby

10/19/2011 10:27:46 PM

i have graduated to coffee cans in my ass stretching regimen

10/19/2011 10:28:01 PM

I'm still on cotton swabs

10/19/2011 10:41:39 PM

10/19/2011 10:45:10 PM

I'm calling shenanigans. EMCE, we're going to need to see pics.

10/19/2011 10:46:12 PM

I mean.... it's not really something that I want to share pictures of

but for you, TenaciousC, I might be able to arrange a private show

10/19/2011 10:53:50 PM

I should send you my skype name...

10/19/2011 11:08:32 PM

AHAHAHAHA that's the best pic evarrrrr

10/19/2011 11:32:09 PM

I'm not clicking on this thread again, b/c I'm sure that by the time I do, there will be pictures from the general internet of this activity.

10/19/2011 11:37:12 PM

look no further than XTube and the LPSG

10/19/2011 11:38:39 PM

Quote :

"I should send you my skype name..."

Do Not Want

10/19/2011 11:40:24 PM

This made me ELL OH ELL a little

10/19/2011 11:43:16 PM

don't be jealous of my skill

[Edited on October 20, 2011 at 12:10 AM. Reason : .]

10/20/2011 12:07:26 AM

Suck then sleep

4/12/2013 8:57:25 AM

4/12/2013 9:01:24 AM

If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave the house

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/12/2013 9:02:51 AM

4/12/2013 10:14:04 AM

I'm surprised an alias wasn't used to post this

4/12/2013 11:07:25 AM

Why would I want to use an alias?

4/12/2013 11:42:52 AM

Obvious trolls are obvious. Look what happened to pikey's latest attempt

4/12/2013 1:17:52 PM

I don't think that "troll" means what you think it means.

4/12/2013 3:57:59 PM

Damn, I had no recollection of confessing in this thread.

4/12/2013 3:59:46 PM

I've tried, but I can't get my head to back far enough to get the tip in my mouth.

4/13/2013 1:36:22 AM

I've tried, but my dick is too small

4/13/2013 2:09:07 AM

I'll be the first to answer:

I don't watch porn while doing it, but I do pregame with some porn.

I typically lay down in front of a mirror in my room while doing it.

I always take breaks and drink hot coffee during my intermissions because the warmth from the coffee turns me on.

Afterwords I stare deep and intently into the eyes of my golden retriever, then I go spend some money at the grocery store.

[Edited on April 13, 2013 at 2:10 AM. Reason : u]

4/13/2013 2:10:16 AM

he must be all

4/13/2013 2:12:50 AM

i forgot that the OP said bro. Am I a bro? What does bro even mean?

[Edited on April 13, 2013 at 2:16 AM. Reason : ^ I lost some beer over that one.]

4/13/2013 2:15:29 AM

Afterwards, I'm usually self conscious about my breath, so I will always eat a tic tac

4/18/2013 8:21:42 AM