Currently mine are: Fail and Lame

I say them a lot.

[Edited on October 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM. Reason : one more...Legit]

10/21/2011 4:57:51 PM

That shit cray

10/21/2011 4:58:50 PM

it is what it is......

10/21/2011 4:59:32 PM

Thaats gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

10/21/2011 5:01:36 PM

Booty meat = Bullshit.

No way his knee was down. That was a fumble. That call was some booty meat

No clue how/why me and my friends started saying this. I can't remember where we heard it first.

[Edited on October 21, 2011 at 5:04 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2011 5:03:50 PM

word

10/21/2011 5:05:24 PM

dirty biscuit = unfortunate situation

10/21/2011 5:07:19 PM

I still say: nigga please.

10/21/2011 5:47:51 PM

This whole thread is a dirty biscuit

10/21/2011 6:08:33 PM

Started calling African-Americans, brothers.

10/21/2011 6:11:03 PM

Awesome and "cheese and crackers, wow!"

10/21/2011 7:11:34 PM

Man, fuck this, this party is lame, I'm gonna Russell my way out of here

10/21/2011 7:44:47 PM

what the fuck
moron
stupid
goddamn
are you stupid?
what are you doing?!
stop. just stop.

10/21/2011 7:44:58 PM

zorthage reminded me of one

"that's not awesome"

10/21/2011 7:47:52 PM

"duh"

"for sure"

10/21/2011 10:26:45 PM

whoa whoa......

you mad bro?

10/21/2011 10:29:50 PM

Oh. Oh, word?

Why do you have to be so special all the time?

Any questions, comments, clarifications, ambiguities, or repeats?

Hell. Yes.

Fuck that noise.

10/22/2011 9:08:37 AM

Rando

Instead of saying "lies!" after one of us doesn't tell the truth, my fiancé and I will say "Liza Minelli"

10/22/2011 9:12:57 AM

when someone does or says something that's whack, i give em the chop on the shoulder and say "that's a ... CHOP!"

10/22/2011 9:14:37 AM

"That'll go over like a fart in church"

10/22/2011 9:20:42 AM

^^lol gotta love workaholics


I like cool story bro

[Edited on October 22, 2011 at 9:22 AM. Reason : Sloe]

10/22/2011 9:22:03 AM

"i'm bowed up like a halloween cat"

[Edited on October 22, 2011 at 9:31 AM. Reason : "you're in there like thong underwear"]

10/22/2011 9:27:23 AM

That's fa true.

10/22/2011 10:13:30 AM

"No thanks"

10/22/2011 10:16:20 AM

Easy turbo

10/22/2011 10:20:39 AM

Not current b/c I never leave the house, but: "I'm bored, I'm going home."

"come at me bro"

[Edited on October 22, 2011 at 10:25 AM. Reason : ]

10/22/2011 10:23:46 AM

i know that's right.

10/22/2011 10:25:04 AM

I've been saying "Do it up!" as a way of saying "I agree that this action is an excellent idea and should be pursued forthwith."

Rednecks would say "Get 'er done."

10/22/2011 10:28:14 AM

"Frak!"
"Balls of Satan!"
"Fuck mother fucker in the fuckity fucking fuck."
"Up your butt." in response to a where question.
"Bitches be crazy, yo."

10/22/2011 8:26:22 PM

No!
Seriously? The toilet?
Don't you have self-preservation instincts yet?
Why?

and

Quit doing that to your brother!

I repeat each of those at least five times a day, and way more than that for No.

10/22/2011 8:28:52 PM

Wow, I didn't even think of my mommy words.

"No."
"Be gentle."
"Don't hit the baby."
"Tell your sister you're sorry."
"One...two...two...TWO... don't make me count to three!"

10/22/2011 8:34:10 PM

i catch myself saying old, antiquated, uncool things all the time

'no sweat'

'you bet'

i also say things are 'square' if they're OK.

'holy moly'

i do, however, call undesirable people 'dickfart' and 'queef beef' from time to time.

10/23/2011 12:20:16 AM