Once upon a time...

10/21/2011 7:20:12 PM

For your eyes only...

10/21/2011 7:22:34 PM

[they] lived happily ever after.

10/21/2011 7:22:40 PM

GoldenGirl is a cunt.

10/21/2011 7:23:16 PM

hey now can't code...

10/21/2011 7:23:54 PM

Then who was phone?

10/21/2011 7:27:29 PM

Chanting "Nothing but guts..."

10/21/2011 7:30:41 PM

DivaBaby19 would have done this thread so much better.

10/21/2011 7:31:10 PM

hey now HAY NAO

10/21/2011 7:41:58 PM

Hey Now sexed Diva...

10/21/2011 7:48:31 PM

Hey now dat's naztea...

10/21/2011 7:50:18 PM

Don't dream it's over...

10/21/2011 7:52:36 PM

black hole sun won't

10/21/2011 7:55:00 PM

What's yo number goldengirl

10/21/2011 7:56:36 PM

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

10/21/2011 7:59:00 PM

Because I got high

10/21/2011 8:01:00 PM

u cant touch this

10/21/2011 8:07:54 PM

up in dem guts
better not found out
it's for the lulz
knights who say ni

10/21/2011 8:11:33 PM

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

-Hemingway

hmm.. 6, but w/e

10/21/2011 9:38:38 PM

el oh el el

10/21/2011 11:06:07 PM

cool thread bro

10/21/2011 11:41:30 PM

WHAT YOU GOT HOES?

10/21/2011 11:46:20 PM

I JUST LIH, LIH.

10/21/2011 11:47:01 PM

dude, wheres my car?

10/22/2011 11:45:43 AM

don't tase me bro

10/22/2011 12:06:13 PM

that wasnt a very good story

10/22/2011 12:11:08 PM

Russell Wilson for Heisman

10/22/2011 12:15:20 PM

Take 2... It Started___

10/22/2011 1:11:45 PM

with a really really really shitty thread.

10/22/2011 1:14:57 PM

What had happened was....

10/22/2011 1:16:43 PM

Thread does not compute.

10/22/2011 1:19:37 PM

^^^Why you keep posting?

10/22/2011 1:23:35 PM

peanut butter jelly time

10/22/2011 1:25:26 PM

Goats have rectangular pupils

10/22/2011 1:28:50 PM

reddit did it

10/22/2011 2:50:03 PM

Life hits you hard.

10/22/2011 11:05:43 PM

That's what she said ....

10/22/2011 11:50:35 PM

Cry me a riiiiiiiverrr

10/22/2011 11:51:26 PM

Did I do that?

10/22/2011 11:53:01 PM

Dell dude got arrested

10/22/2011 11:53:06 PM

CHICKEN BONE EAR RINGS

10/22/2011 11:56:03 PM

The blanket with sleeves!!

10/22/2011 11:56:44 PM

everybody loves a snuggie!

10/22/2011 11:58:45 PM

What about FOREVER LAZY?!?!

10/23/2011 12:00:16 AM

Robe and wizard hat

10/23/2011 12:09:29 AM

10/23/2011 12:10:05 AM

I'm a little teapot.

10/23/2011 1:17:14 AM

See...what happened was

10/23/2011 1:35:01 AM

You got any rubbers?

10/23/2011 1:36:50 AM

set em up

10/23/2011 10:22:25 AM