Trying to compile a list of conspiracies that often occur in the ghetto

1.Pussy-gettin conspiracy
-this joker got errbody thinkin he stay gettin pussy erry night but he aint gettin no pussy. this joker is layin in the bed with the girl like a lil bitch AHHAHAAHA and not gettin no ass.

moral: its alright cuz we know what happens when you lie on your dick, it shrinks

2. money-makin conspiracy
-this joker got errybody thinkin he paid just cuz he got some new rims but it turns out he got these rims ON LOAN and aint even makin payments. on top of that them shits is coated anyway and 16s NOT 18s

moral: eventually he will lose his shit and everyone will know, he aint really PAID LIKE THAT.

3. hard-ass thug conspiracy
-this joker got eerrybody thinkin he ruthless and a killa. he aint never killed nobody. turns out this joker was in jail for UNARMED ROBBERY.

moral: one day he will run into a real thug and get his bitch ass WHOOPED

4. mofuckin police conspiracy
-i swear the police be out to get ME and just ME all the time. its some bullshit man. I was just smokin weed on the corner the other day and the police bitchass came and started askin me questions. i told him i hadnt bothered nobody and he ARRESTED ME.

moral: all pigs goin to hell

5. bammer ass weed conspiracy
-these jokers around here be smokin that bammer ass brown ass weed and actin like they high. you can't get high off that bullshit cuz its fake. i only buy that exclusive dank ass purp

moral: when i move back to cali and get my card it will be that killa dro errynight for me.

[Edited on October 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM. Reason : k]

10/22/2011 11:50:34 AM

i'm not reading that

10/22/2011 11:51:56 AM

this thread sucks

10/22/2011 11:53:29 AM

^

10/22/2011 11:55:02 AM

Someone please don't summarize this for me.

10/22/2011 12:09:50 PM

10/22/2011 12:15:56 PM

This is clearly a cut/paste job from another message board

10/22/2011 12:20:03 PM

This is clearly a cut/paste job from a shitty message board

10/22/2011 12:22:53 PM

this thread sucks

10/22/2011 12:23:42 PM

Too good to be me? Fuck you because I just typed the whole thing up.

MESSAGE BOARD CONSPIRACY #1
-This troll be actin like he postin the l33t threadz but really hes just copy/psting the shit from another chan.

moral: some anon will google the material and find where he got it from then a moral fag will show it to the original poster to try to hero the situation.

10/22/2011 12:25:07 PM

No one cares that much.

10/22/2011 12:30:20 PM

E Man post = automatic not read

10/22/2011 12:30:46 PM

Quote :

"Too good to be me?"

Quote :

"Too good to be"

Quote :

"Too good"

10/22/2011 12:41:38 PM

E Man = cares too much about his internet cred

10/22/2011 12:41:55 PM

I overheard some baby gangsters talking about the Illuminati and how Tupac sold his soul for success and some other nonsense

10/22/2011 1:26:57 PM

Quote :

"E Man post = automatic not read"

exactly. hating so hard you flame without even reading content.

10/22/2011 2:18:23 PM

saw it on reddit

10/22/2011 2:49:14 PM

link?

10/23/2011 11:11:34 AM

10/23/2011 11:13:30 AM

http://www.ugottrolled.com

10/23/2011 11:13:48 AM