in Zimbabwe

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/zimbabwe-man-donkey-love-sunday-moyo-prostitute

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"A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love." Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches." Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says. In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub. "I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested." The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast. "I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse. Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists."

10/27/2011 4:32:28 PM

10/27/2011 4:34:34 PM

let him have sex with the donkey... for christ sake.

I mean, examine the donkey for physical abuse or trauma, but if everything checks out then I don't see the problem with him fucking a donkey.

What he does with his penis is none of my business.

I don't condone a 25 year old dude fucking a senior citizen, which is equally as nasty (but it's legal!!!) but just because it's nasty, it doesn't give us a right to limit freedoms.

This is the same discrimination imposed on gay people.

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2011 4:52:14 PM

10/27/2011 5:05:03 PM

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"let him have sex with the donkey... for christ sake. I mean, examine the donkey for physical abuse or trauma, but if everything checks out then I don't see the problem with him fucking a donkey. What he does with his penis is none of my business. I don't condone a 25 year old dude fucking a senior citizen, which is equally as nasty (but it's legal!!!) but just because it's nasty, it doesn't give us a right to limit freedoms. This is the same discrimination imposed on gay people."

how does one check for trauma in a donkey?

10/27/2011 6:06:30 PM

the same way you check for [physical] trauma in a woman who has been sexually abused.

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 6:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/27/2011 6:14:02 PM

what's wrong with assfucking?

10/27/2011 7:25:40 PM

If the aaronburro says it's ok, then game on.

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 7:31 PM. Reason : x]

10/27/2011 7:28:12 PM

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious

10/27/2011 7:33:17 PM

burro's willing to equate the fucking of a wild beast that (by definition) cannot consent to homosexuality

i gotta say man you really challenge my imagination

10/27/2011 7:35:30 PM

10/27/2011 7:39:46 PM

I hate it when this happens.

10/27/2011 7:43:32 PM

I believe him.

10/27/2011 7:44:48 PM

donkey should be locked up for public exposure and attempted bestiality

10/27/2011 7:49:27 PM

this is a strange rearrangement of history

eddie murphy was caught with a prostitute, was "surprised" when the cops showed up and it turned out to be a man, and then eddie became a donkey

10/27/2011 9:23:49 PM

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"burro's willing to equate the fucking of a wild beast that (by definition) cannot consent to homosexuality"

1) where did I talk about homosexuality?
2) think a little harder about the bad pun.

10/28/2011 12:01:18 AM

^^

10/29/2011 11:49:42 AM

10/29/2011 12:07:36 PM