so i talked to this kid on the phone after responding to an ad on real life about some hot fresh furniture. "yeah bro totally man you can just have it for free i'm moving out to california to be super sweet and live in tent city and ride my bike to drum circles on the beach with all my wook hippie bros"


"sweet let me get that furniture then i'll totes come pick it up"

"oh wait nevermind i gave it to my mom instead. LATE."

10/27/2011 11:14:51 PM

who are you?

10/27/2011 11:17:20 PM

maybe the word "totes" disqualified you.

10/27/2011 11:18:27 PM

10/27/2011 11:18:46 PM

wat

repost in english

10/27/2011 11:26:36 PM

I wouldnt give any furniture to a doucher that uses the word "totes" either

10/27/2011 11:26:56 PM

wait. did you really use 'totes'?

what a douche. simonn should have let you come over and then kicked your dog.

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 11:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2011 11:29:17 PM

Sounds like you weren't purchasing furniture. And mom always wins. Oh and fuck you for using the term "totes"

10/27/2011 11:32:02 PM

Quote :

"HOT FRESH FURNITURE"

what the fuck is this shit? is this like krispy kreme?

10/27/2011 11:33:13 PM

I hope simonn has a neon sign that says "hot"

10/27/2011 11:36:43 PM

Quote :

"ON REAL LIFE"

10/27/2011 11:44:24 PM

Quote :

"WOOK HIPPIE BROS"

10/27/2011 11:48:11 PM

fuck all you guise man i have perfect grammar and im white

10/27/2011 11:50:24 PM

i bought furniture from simonn and i would do it again

10/27/2011 11:50:59 PM

i don't know where this is goin, but I like where this is goin.













SIMONN IS A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR!!!

10/27/2011 11:51:45 PM

mfailzzle

10/27/2011 11:51:57 PM

wdprice3, lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin GENIUS holy shit bro you should toetally get on my next LP

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 11:53 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2011 11:53:37 PM

I'd like to see your reaction to this thread in four or five years.

10/27/2011 11:55:04 PM

you should see my reaction to threads from 4-5 years ago. Sometimes i snap a pic with my webcam of me reading old threads, then i print out the thread and picture, and frame it right next to my monitor.

As a reminder of how smart, witty, and good looking i am.

10/27/2011 11:56:35 PM

HAHAH

here's what actually happened: i was like "hey bro i'm moving to california do you want any furniture? you can just have it for free b/c i love you" and he was like "yeah man i do, so does my girlfriend" so i was like "okay just come by and get it in the next week. then he went to the beach and i took it to cause for paws the day before i left.

10/27/2011 11:56:54 PM

do you know this douchebag?

10/27/2011 11:57:40 PM

oh HA HA HA you fucking liar. You don't even have any paws.

10/27/2011 11:58:02 PM

Quote :

"do you know this douchebag?"

... no

[Edited on October 28, 2011 at 12:04 AM. Reason : jk, <3 that guy.]

10/28/2011 12:04:10 AM

i'm the best player on his counter strike team that doesn't cheat


blatantly.

10/28/2011 12:05:51 AM

HAHAH

don't act like i didn't run shit on lan though. don't even.

WAIT DID YOU CHEAT?

[Edited on October 28, 2011 at 12:07 AM. Reason : HAHAHAHAHA]

10/28/2011 12:06:53 AM

are you kidding? i'm not smart enough to cheat and get away with it. You know that.

plus i'm a bo$$.

10/28/2011 12:08:46 AM

wait a second. so you neve even go to pick the furniture up?

how did he fuck you if
a. it was fucking free
b. you never went to pick it up

10/28/2011 12:09:10 AM

i would argue that he fucked me, in fact. b/c then i had to rent a truck to take it to the thrift store.

10/28/2011 12:10:12 AM

Quote :

"plus i'm a bo$$. "

dude if you werea boss you could have bought furniture from at least Aarons

10/28/2011 12:11:55 AM

Sup

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

10/28/2011 2:48:58 AM

YEAH YOU LIKE GETTING FUCKED DONT YOU

10/28/2011 2:51:18 AM

~

10/28/2011 7:50:17 AM

Quote :

"you should see my reaction to threads from 4-5 years ago. Sometimes i snap a pic with my webcam of me reading old threads, then i print out the thread and picture, and frame it right next to my monitor. "

The idea of someone actually doing this is hysterical to me for some reason. I'm glad no one else is in the office for another hour

10/28/2011 8:11:28 AM

Quote :

"oh HA HA HA you fucking liar. You don't even have any paws."

best post in this thread

10/28/2011 8:16:24 AM

The part of about him fucking him should be in the quotes out of context.

10/28/2011 8:26:54 AM

i like this thread

10/28/2011 8:29:16 AM

i like this thread

10/28/2011 9:34:58 AM

Quote :

"i would argue that he fucked me, in fact. b/c then i had to rent a truck to take it to the thrift store."

You know Cause for Paws does free furniture pickups right?

10/28/2011 9:39:02 AM

The only furniture I've ever seen in Cause for Paws is busted and ghetto. I can thereby assume simonn's furniture is busted and ghetto and mfizzle didn't want it ruining the vibe of his sweet living room.

10/28/2011 9:56:09 AM

I bought two pretty nice pieces from there actually

10/28/2011 9:58:56 AM

can i get a recap in english. i don't understand what's going on here. wtf is totes?

10/28/2011 10:37:00 AM

They're a type of hand bag.

10/28/2011 10:46:20 AM

Quote :

"The only furniture I've ever seen in Cause for Paws is busted and ghetto. I can thereby assume simonn's furniture is busted and ghetto and mfizzle didn't want it ruining the vibe of his sweet living room."

I have seen quite a bit of very nice furniture at Cause for Paws. The good stuff can get sold quick though. I've seen authentic Herman Miller molded plywood chairs (that someone else was walking out with), Lane cedar chests, a very nice Lane locking cabinet, and a ton of other stuff. I even bought a teak coffee table up there for $11. The hard part sometimes is trying to time it so that they will mark it down for you, but before someone else gets it.

10/28/2011 12:22:06 PM

^^lol

10/28/2011 12:25:51 PM

i have no idea what is going on in the thread

but i like it

10/28/2011 12:27:20 PM

Quote :

"You know Cause for Paws does free furniture pickups right? "

you know you have to schedule that right? you know you can't just call them day of b/c some motherfucker went to the beach, right?

and this was all wooden shit: a desk, dresser, some end tables, a coffee table. it was all decently nice shit.

10/28/2011 2:56:07 PM

Quote :

"it was all decently nice shit. "

10/28/2011 3:04:01 PM

Quote :

"Don't buy furniture from simonn"

Quote :

"you can just have it for free"

Quote :

"DOES NOT COMPUTE"

10/28/2011 3:21:23 PM

^you're a robot. I can't expect you to understand.

Quote :

"can i get a recap in english. i don't understand what's going on here. wtf is totes?"

No, you can not its not my fault you cant keep up with the ever evolving human language get it together for real bro

10/28/2011 7:29:09 PM

set em up

10/28/2011 7:31:35 PM